"i love u, hermoine!" Exclamied Harry.
"Oh Harry, I lurve you too" Hermoine cryed.
They held each others hands and snogged passionately. Every1 in the common room cheered.
"About tim!" Dean roared. Everyone nodded, agreeing.
"Da fuck is goin on here?" An evil, abusiv, ginger voice appeared.
Hermonie broke her kiss with Harry, walked ovar to MoRon and yelled "Diffoondo!"
Ron exclameed as his genitails hit the floor with a mitey thud!
"You Will pae fo dis!" Ronald screamed and ran away, crieng liek a lil bitch.
"That waz amasing, Hermiwermy!" Harry smirked. Hermoien was blushin at teh nickname.
"No, were were we?" She asked, smirking even harder.
"I bewieve we were about to smex." Harry smirked even hardererererererererer.
Twas teh best day of their lifes.
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