A/N i have no idea how thgis happened but it did so review and enjoy!
Disclaimer:I own none of these characters
1. he was single for over a century
2. he doesn't like Bella seeing Jacob because he is in love with Jacob
3. he rejected Rosalie
4. and Tanya
5. he secretly has a long distance relationship with Aro
6. and is cheating on him with Demetri
7 and Alec
8 he face palms
9. he stalks Mike Newton
10. he is using Bella as a cover story
11. he was banned from La push for raping Jacobs great great great times a thousand grand dad
12. he secretly dresses up on the weekends as a princess and has tea parties with Emmett
13. his ring tone is 'Like a virgin'
14. he is a virgin
15. Renesmee is actually a generic baby
16. he can't come out of the closet for fear of Alice thinking its an actual closet
17. he has a toe sucking fetish [A/N I have no idea were this one came from in my sick and strange brain.]
18. he claimed to be a virgin but he actually lost it to Aro
19 he can sing like girl [and like a virgin]
20. he still stalks Mike Newton[ you know its true]
21. he is sparkly [ that in its self is proof that he is either A. gay or B. a magical sparkly gay fairy]