"Bio - Episode 1: The Dark Secert (Uncut)"
By: McCracken
Road Rovers, MIB and anything that invole them are property of Warner Bros. The Galaxy Rovers,
and the crew of the Space Rover 2, and the Lone Dog Team are property of Kristen Coughlan.
Strayers are property of Steven Today. Huntress, Duke, and Canis are property of Greywolf Lupous.
L33T Team, Bobcat Strayers and Phantom Canine are property of McCracken. Dylan is property of Dylan R.
Everyone I haven't mentioned belong to other ppl that I didn't mention.
WARNING: This series will be excessively violent, contain lots of profanity (aka the "f" word won't be blured
out). Basically, if you thought any of my previous scripts were too bloody or had too much profanity, then you
will probably want to wait until I releash the edited version. Reader's discretion is highly advised. Now, if
this hasn't discouraged you from reading this, on with the story.
Setting: Nazi Bunker in Occupied Oslo, Norway, 1944. A German Scientist is gathering up his notes as a Nazi
Officer walks in.
Scientist (Army Like)
Gutten Tag Herr General.
Subtitle: Good day General.
Officer (Army Like)
Guten Tag haben Sie alle von von den Notizen für gesammelt "Projekt: Uber Soldat"?
Subtitle: Good day, have you collected all of the notes for "Project: Uber Soldat"?
Scientist (Sad)
Ja habe ich, aber warum müssen wir das Projekt beenden, Herr General?
Subtitle: Yes I have, but why do we have to end the project General?
Officer (Stern)
Wegen des verbundenen Fortschritts, beeilen jetzt sich. Unser U-Boot verläßt in zwanzig minuten!
Subtitle: Because of the Allied advance. Now hurry up, our U-Boat leaves in twenty minutes!
Scientist (Defiant)
Aber Herr General, wir könnten unsere Arbeit in Hölle Cauldron, Die Alliierten um es nicht fortsetzen wissen.
Subtitle: But General, we could continue our work in Hölle Cauldron, the Allies don't know about it.
Officer (Stern)
Sie machen nicht vorläufig, aber nachdem sie Oslo gefangennehmen, werden sie es finden. Wir können nicht
erlauben, daß unsere Arbeit in ihre Hände fällt. "Projekt: Uber Soldat" ist von allen Fonds abgeschnitten worden.
Sammeln Sie jetzt ihre Notizen und begegnen Sie mir Am U-Boot.
Subtitle: They don't for now, but once they capture Oslo, they'll find it. We can't allow our work to fall into
their hands. "Project: Uber Soldat" has been cut off from all funds. Now gather your notes and meet me at the
U-Boat.
Scientist (Defeated)
Ja Herr General.
Subtitle: Yes General.
The Officer leaves and the Scientist continues to gather his notes. Once he finishes, he turns to walk out of the
room and takes one last look around.
Scientist (To himself, Upbeat)
Irgendeinen Tag wird es Uber Soldats geben, und sie werden destory irgendeine Feinde, denen sie begegnen.
Subtitle: Some day, there will be Uber Soldats, and they will destory any enemies they encounter.
Setting: XL766's & Amber's quarters, present day. It's the middle of the night and XL766 (Wolf/Akita) wakes up
in a cold sweat. He looks around and sees that everything is ok. He looks over and sees Amber (Border Collie/
Australian Shepard), sound asleep. He smiles.
XL766 (Thinking to himself, Upset)
Amber, your the only reason why I haven't let myself die yet.
XL766 puts his hand on Amber's shoulder and rubs it gently. He begins to rub it harder and then squeezes it.
Before XL766 can get a hold of himself, he tightly grabs Amber's shoulder and Amber wakes up, letting out
a 'yelp'.
Amber (In pain, Mad)
Ow, what the hell was that for?
XL766 (Lying)
Sorry, I just woke up from a bad dream and I grabbed the nearest thing to me.
Amber (Uneasy)
Ok.
XL766 licks Amber's shoulder. Amber gives an uneasy smile and rolls back over. She falls back asleep.
XL766 (Thinking to himself, Upset)
Sadly, I still can't wake up from my bad dream.
XL766 gets up from his bed and tucks Amber in. XL766 puts on some pants and walks out of the room.
Setting: Hallway in RRHQ. XL766 quietly closes the door behind him. XL766 turns around.
Voice (Male, Confused)
Where are you going?
XL766 turns around and sees Dylan (German Shepard [I think :-/]).
XL766 (Surprised)
Dylan? What are you doing out this late?
Dylan (Sarcastic to Serious)
Midnight snack. What's more important is what are you doing?
XL766 (Blunt)
I need to take a walk and clear my mind.
Dylan (Serious)
What's wrong?
XL766 (Annoyed)
Nothing that concerns you.
XL766 walks past Dylan, bumping into him as he goes. Dylan just watches him go and sighs.
Dylan (Thinking to himself)
That dog can be such a pain in the ass sometimes.
Setting: Outside of RRHQ. XL766 is leaning against a tree and is looking up at the moon.
XL766 (Talking to himself, Serious)
It was three years ago today....
XL766 sighs.
XL766 (Talking to himself, Serious)
Why can't I control myself any more? It was so easy earlier when I first joined, but why am I lashing out at
everyone?
XL766 (Brain thinking, Serious)
You know why.
XL766 (Talking to himself, Sarcastic)
No I don't, why don't you clue me in.
XL766 (Brain thinking, Serious)
Don't deny yourself anymore XL766. You know what you are. You're the ulitmate weapon.
XL766 (Shouting, Mad)
I AM NOT A WEAPON! I AM A FUCKING NORMAL DOG JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!
XL766 (Brain Thinking, Smug)
If you're so 'normal', then why were you created in a lab? Why do you always have the urge to kill everything?
XL766 (Mad)
I don't want to kill everything. I've never wanted to kill Amber.
XL766 (Brain Thinking, Smug)
Then explain what just happened in bed?
XL766 found himself at a lost for words.
XL766 (Brain Thinking, Smug)
Don't hold back, let it all go.
XL766 (Mad)
No, I'm not a mindless monster.
XL766 (Brain Thinking, Smug)
Say what you want to, but remember what you are, Uber Soldat.
XL766 angerly punches into the tree.
XL766 (Pissed as hell)
I am not an Uber Soldat.
XL766 (Brain Thinking, Smug)
You're right, you're much more than that.
XL766 lies down on his back and looks up at the sky. He slowly closes his eyes and falls asleep.
Setting: XL766's & Amber's Quarters, in the morning. Amber wakes up and looks at her shoulder. It's brusied
very badly. She looks over and sees XL766 isn't in bed.
Amber (Upset)
What's wrong with you Xie?
Setting: Sick Bay. Colleen (Rough Coated Collie) is looking at Amber's shoulder.
Colleen (Confused)
And how did you do this to yourself again?
Amber (Lying)
I bumped into a doorway this morning.
Colleen (Blunt)
Will you nearly broke your bloody shoulder.
Amber (Upset)
Really?
Colleen (Blunt)
Yeah.
Amber (Fake relieved)
Phew.
Colleen (Concerned)
Ok, you'll shoulder will be fine, just don't go putting too much pressure on it.
Amber (Blunt)
Ok.
Colleen (Concerned)
Now Amber, how did you really get your shoulder banged up?
Amber (Annoyed)
I told you, I ran into a doorway this morning.
Colleen (Blunt)
Like bloody hell you did. That injury came from on top of your shoulder.
Amber (Quick)
Look, I have a lot to do today.
Amber gets up, but Colleen steps in her way.
Colleen (Stern)
Amber, how did you injury your shoulder?
Amber (Upset)
If I tell you, will you swear that you won't tell another person?
Colleen (Unsure)
Um, sure.
Amber (Upset)
Well, earlier this morning, XL766 woke up from a nightmare and grabbed my shoulder.
Colleen (Sarcastic)
Well that dog has got one bloody tight grip, but if that's all then it's ok.
Colleen sees that Amber is looking really upset.
Colleen (Comforting)
What else is wrong?
Amber (Upset)
There's something wrong with XL766.
Colleen (Under her breath, sarcastic)
There's always something wrong with him.
Amber (Upset)
He just hasn't been acting like himself for the past week. He's been serious about everything.
Colleen (Confused)
But didn't you complain about him being too immature?
Amber (Upset)
Well, yeah, but he's too mature now. It's like he doesn't love me or anything else anymore. He even turned off
the TV during an A-Team Marathon.
Colleen (Stern)
Wow, this is serious.
Amber (Upset)
I know, I just don't know what to do.
Colleen (Comforting)
Don't worry guv, I'm sure he's just going through a little phase right now. He'll get over it eventually.
Amber (Upbeat)
Really?
Colleen (Comforting)
I'm sure of it.
Amber (Happy)
Thanks Colleen.
Amber leaves and Colleen gives a sad look has she leaves.
Setting: Outside of RRHQ. XL766 is sleeping on the ground. Rebel (German Shepard/Golden Retriever) and
Indiana (Golden Retriever) walk up to him.
XL766 (Asleep, Scared)
Ah, cobras!
Rebel (Worried)
Is he suppose to do that?
Indiana (Sarcastic)
Don't worry about it, it's just one of his 'night terrors'.
Indiana kicks XL766. XL766 opens up an eye and looks at Indiana.
Indiana (Sarcastic)
Wake up big guy.
XL766 gets to his feet.
XL766 (Blunt)
What time is it?
Rebel (Confused)
It's almost noon, what were you doing out here?
Indiana (Sarcastic)
Did Amber kick you out?
XL766 (Stern)
It's none of your business.
XL766 walks off without even looking back. Indiana and Rebel look confused.
Rebel (Confused)
What's his problem?
Indiana (Concerned)
I don't know, he's usually not that much of a jackass.
Setting: RRHQ, Rec. Room. Drifter and Kouv are watching Star Wars.
Drifter (Happy)
Hey X.
XL766 keeps walking and doesn't pay attention to him. Drifter gets up and follows him.
Setting: RRHQ, hallway. XL766 is walking down the hall, being followed by Drifter.
XL766 (Annoyed)
Is there any particular reason why you're following me Drifter?
Drifter (Concerned)
Depends, is there any particular reason why you're treating everyone so shity, even your girlfriend?
XL766 stops.
XL766 (Blunt)
Please Drifter, don't follow me. I'd hate for your pups not to have a father to look up to.
Drifter looks shocked at his comment.
Drifter (Mad)
What the fuck is that suppose to mean?
XL766 (Annoyed)
That means, leave me alone.
XL766 continues to walk down the hall, but Drifter continues to follow him.
Drifter (Mad)
Look here XL766, your my friend, and friends don't let friends walk around being jackasses to everyone.
XL766 (Annoyed)
It's amazing, I tell you to leave me alone, but you still chase after me.
Drifter (Mad)
Damn it XL766, stop acting like this. You know, if you keep this up, you'll be kicked out of the Road Rovers!
A sudden thought occurs in Drifter's mind.
Drifter (Understanding)
Oh I get it, you want out of the Road Rovers. Well sorry, you're one of our greatest tools here and.....
XL766 slams his fist into the wall, breaking a part of it. Drifter looks shocked.
XL766 (Mad)
Shut the fuck up.
XL766 continues to walk down the hall, but this time, Drifter just watches him go. XL766 continues to walk
down the hall until he runs into Amber.
Amber (Happy)
Hi Xie.
XL766 (Stern)
Sorry Amber, I have something to do right now.
Amber (Unsure)
What do you mean?
XL766 (Stern)
Please Amber, I really need to be alone right now.
XL766 tries to keep walking, but Amber put her arm in the way.
Amber (Worried)
XL766, what's wrong?
XL766 (Stern)
It's nothing that you can help with.
Amber (Mad)
What do you mean I can't help you? I'm your girlfriend, if you would just tell me what's wrong, then I can help.
XL766 (Stern)
You couldn't understand.
XL766 lifts up her arm and continues to walk down the hall, but Amber jumps in his way.
Amber (Upset)
Of course I could understand, just try me.
XL766 (Stern)
Look Amber, I don't want to talk about it.
Amber (Upset)
What's been wrong with you this week?
XL766 (Annoyed)
It's nothing you could understand.
XL766 knocks Amber out of his way. Amber steps in his way once more.
Amber (Upset)
If you keep acting like this, then we're through.
XL766 (Stern)
In that case, we're through.
XL766 continues to walk down the hall. Amber watches him go, and a tear comes down her eye. Drifter walks
down the hall and sees Amber.
Amber (Crying)
What's wrong with him Drifter?
Drifter (Concerned)
I don't know.
Setting: XL766's & Amber's Quarters. XL766 is lying on his bed looking up at the ceiling. There's a knock on
the door and Hunter walks in.
Hunter (Happy)
Oh good, here you are.
XL766 (Apathetic)
What do ya want?
Hunter pulls up a chair.
Hutner (Blunt)
I just wanted to talk.
XL766 (Stern)
If it has anything to do with anything that's happened in the past week, then you're wasting your time.
Hunter (Stern)
Look XL766, I think everyone at RRHQ is fed up with your attitude lately. You have absoulty no reason to be
acting like this. I....
XL766 stops paying attention to Hunter.
XL766 (Thinking to himself, Upset)
Oh Hunter, if you only knew what was going on inside of my head, then you'd understand.
Hunter (Stern)
...You got that?
XL766 (Apathetic)
Yeah, I got it. Shape up or ship out.
Hunter (Stern)
Oh and one last thing, you can be a jackass to everyone here, but please, lay off Amber. I think you've already
broken her heart enough today.
Hunter gets up and leave. XL766 sits up and reaches for a pencil.
Setting: Road Rovers Vehicle Bay. XL766 walks in.
XL766 (Thinking to himself)
Good, Chase isn't in here.
XL766 walks up to a Cycleborg and turns it on.
Cycleborg (Electronic Voice)
Ah XL766, lemmie guess, another date with Amber?
XL766 (Stern)
No, we're going for a little trip to Norway.
XL766 hops on the Cycleborg and drives off.
Setting: XL766's & Amber's Quarters. Amber walks in and sees a piece of paper on the bed. Amber picks it up
and reads it. She begins to cry.
Setting: Road Rovers Briefing Room. Almost every Road Rover is there. Hunter is reading the letter out loud.
Hunter (Blunt)
Dear Whoever is reading this. Let me start off by apologizing for how I've acted this week. There was no reason
to treat my friends the way I have. I am now trying to fix my problem on my own. Let me emphasize on that. I
have left on my own, and I'll come home on my own. The fight I am about to undergo is for myself and no one
else's. Therefore, stay the fuck out of it. Don't try to find me. However, when I come home, I will no longer
have a past to look back to, but instead, a future with my friends and hopfully, even a family. Sincerely, XL766.
P.S. I repeat, stay the fuck out of it.
Tramp (Sarcastic)
Well this is certainly an unexpected twist.
Hunter (Blunt)
I know, it's a real bummer.
Canis (Blunt)
I've already checked for the missing Cycleborg, XL766 has deactivated the tracker on it.
Master (Blunt)
Which is why we need to spread out and look for him.
Yamotto (Japanese Accent, Stern)
Master-San, may I speak freely for a moment.
Master (Surprised)
Well by all means Yamotto.
Yamotto (Stern)
I do not think we should go looking for XL766-San. He is on the eve of a major battle for himself. And I think
he'd be pretty ticked off if we got in his way.
Sean (Irish Accent, Stern)
Aye, but we can't let the laddy be out there on his own. Who knows what kind of trouble he'll get himself into.
Yamotto (Stern)
That's the thing about it Sean-San, he's already in trouble, and he's chosen the way of how to get out of it.
Master (Uneasy)
Yamotto, you're probably right.
Amber (Upset)
We can't let him be out there by himself! He could die!
Master (Uneasy)
Well Amber, it's a hard call to make. I think before we can take any actions, we need to find out more about
XL766. He did mention something about his past. Tasha, see if you can't find anything about the XL766 Project.
Phantom Canine, I think you guys need to do a little spying mission at Parvo's new base. See if you can't find
anything.
Setting: Outside of Parvo's New Base, night. Ginger, Lacey, Sam, Sean, and Corelone are sneaking up to it, behind
the cover of trees.
Ginger (Low voice, blunt)
Everyone remember the plan?
Corelone (Italian accent, sarcastic)
Yeah, we go in, bust some Cano-Mutants down and go off to live in Sicily for a few years.
Ginger (Blunt)
Everything but that last one. Ok Lacey, move in.
Lacey (Scottish Accent, Happy)
No prob.
Lacey walks out of the trees sexy like. Corelone and Sean lift up two M24's and aim them towards the base.
Ginger cloaks herself and moves in. Sam just sits back.
Sam (Sarcastic)
I'll just sit back and watch you guys in action, like usual.
Lacey walks up to two Cano-Mutant gaurds. Lacey acts like she dropped something.
Lacey (Sexy)
Oops, I'd better pick that up.
Lacey bends over and the two Cano-Mutants lean foward to see her cleavage. Two gun shots go off. One of the
bullets goes straight through a Cano-Mutant's head, releashing a pinkish colored spray. The other bullet makes
impact on the other Cano-Mutant's chest, exploding it in a bloody mess. Lacey stands up.
Lacey (Sexy, Sarcastic)
There, I picked it up.
A dark shape runs into the base.
Setting: Inside Parvo's new base. There's a long dark hallway. Only Ginger's footsteps can be heard as see runs
down the hall. She stops at the end and peaks around the corner. A Cano-Mutant walks towards her.
Setting: Cano-Mutant's POV. A knife appears out of no where and slashes him in chest, spraying blood on the
camera. The Cano-Mutant takes a step back and wipes his eyes. The knife comes flying foward and hits the
Cano-Mutant in the left eye. The screen goes black.
Setting: Inside Parvo's new base. Same as before, expect there's now a dead Cano-Mutant on the ground. Ginger's
footsteps can be heard going down the hall, and you can see her footprints from the Cano-Mutant's blood.
Setting: Archive Room in Parvo's new base. Ginger, now uncloaked, is looking through the files. She comes
across a folder labeled 'XL766' and picks it up. Ginger turns around, but something else catches her eye. She
lifts up a old dusty folder labeled 'Projekt: Uber Soldat'.
Ginger (Thinking to herself, interested)
Hmm, I wonder what this could be.
In the hall, a few flashlights come on. Ginger cloaks herself again and runs into the hall.
Setting: Inside Parvo's new base. Three Cano-Mutants with flashlights walk down the hall towards the Archive
Room. They hear footsteps and shine their lights into the doorway. Suddenly, one of them raises their head, like
they've been kicked in the jaw. They Cano-Mutants look confused has the sound of footsteps slowly disappear.
Setting: Outside of Parvo's new base. Corelone, Sean, Sam, and Lacey are sitting under the trees. Ginger appears.
Ginger (Blunt)
Ok, mission successful, let's get the hell out of here.
Setting: RRHQ, Rec. Room. Tasha is sitting on the couch with her laptop, looking over the files Phantom Canine
got. Indiana, Huntress, Blitz, Exile, Coyota, Lily, and Hunter are also there.
Hunter (Blunt)
Find anything?
Tasha (Confused)
No, everything ends at "Projekt: Uber Soldat", whatever that is.
Blitz (German Accent, Proud)
Uber Soldat? I'm an Uber Soldat.
Exile (Russian Accent, Sarcastic)
Nyet, you are wierd boy.
Tasha (Confused)
Blitz, what's an Uber Soldat?
Blitz (Honest)
It's German for Super Solider, which is what I am.
Exile (Sarcastic)
See previous statementski.
Huntress (Lovingly)
You're my Uber Soldat, Blitzie.
Everyone but Huntress and Blitz rolls their eyes.
Indiana (Confused)
Ok, I only have one question.
Hunter (Blunt)
What would that be?
Indiana (Confused)
How the fuck did Blitz score a chick like Huntress?
Everyone just stares at Indiana.
Indiana (Confused)
I'm just wondering.
Exile (Sarcastic)
Sometimes, I think it's Indiana who is wierd boy, not Blitz.
Coyota (Sarcastic)
No, Blitz is definitely the wierd boy, Indiana is just plain dumb.
Indiana (Mad)
Am not!
Coyota (Mad)
Are too!
Indiana (Mad)
Am not!
Coyota (Mad)
Are too!
Indiana (Mad)
Am not!
Coyota (Mad)
Are too!
Indiana and Coyota look each other in the face a growl. While this is going on, Tasha is still looking at her
laptop.
Tasha (Blunt)
Hunter, what did Amber say XL766 took with him?
Hunter (Blunt)
Hmm, I think it was a Cycleborg and that Power-Armor Lily upgraded for him.
Lily (Upset)
I'm starting to wish I didn't do that.
Tasha (Happy)
Ok, it all makes sense now.
Everyone but Tasha (Confused)
It does?
Tasha (Explain)
"Projekt: Uber Soldat", or has Blitz just pointed out to everyone, "Project: Super Solider" was started by the
Nazi in 1939. The project was suppose to use genetic engineering and robotics to create the ultimate fighting
machine. Fortuantly, thanks to three major factors, the project was shut down in 1944.
Lily (Confused)
What were the three factors?
Tasha (Explaining)
One, Allied advances in all fronts. Two, because of the advances, lack of funding. Three, lack of technology at
the time. Now, hold on to your hats...
Indiana grabs his hat.
Coyota (Annoyed)
Indiana, that's a figure of speech.
Tasha (Explaining)
The project was started up again in 1995 by a coalition of baddies, namely Felo-Sapien Overlords, Zachary Storm,
and Parvo. Then the project was shut down due to "unfavorable conditions" in 1998, the same year XL766 was
created.
Hunter (Eager)
Go on.
Tasha (Disappointed)
That's all I can find. That and something about "Angels", I'm not exactly sure what that's about. I can't get into
those files.
Exile (Interested)
Where was the main location of "Projekt: Uber Soldat" for the Nazis?
Tasha (Blunt)
Hmmm, Oslo, Norway.
Setting: Two miles outside of Oslo, Norway. XL766 lands the Cycleborg and gets off.
XL766 (To himself, Sarcastic)
I'm home.
Cycleborg (Electronic Voice)
Pardon?
XL766 (Stern)
Nothing. I'd better put on that Power-Armor now.
Cycleborg (Electronic Voice)
And where do you expect to do that out here? Behind a snow drift?
Setting: Two miles outside of Oslo, Norway. Same as before, expect XL766 is unseen, behind a snow drift. On
top of the snow drift is XL766's Power-Armor, a pair of white gloves, a pair of white boots with gold tips, and a
black full body shirt.
XL766 (Voice only, unhappy)
Well, here goes nothing.
XL766's shirt and pants land on the snow drift.
XL766 (Voice only, hyper)
Oh man it's cold! Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold. It's fucking freezing!
XL766's hand reaches up and grabs the full body shirt. XL766 puts it on and comes out from behind the snow
drift. On the shirt the words "3V1L L33T" can be seen.
XL766 (Annoyed)
If you say anything about that, I swear I'll give you a fucking flat tire.
Cycleborg (Electronic Voice)
Don't worry, I just recorded that on my camera. I'll use it for black mail when the Road Rovers come out here.
XL766 (Serious)
Don't get your hopes up.
XL766 puts the boots and gloves on. He then puts on the Power-Armor. XL766 grabs his clothes and puts them
in on the Cycleborg and pushes it into the snow drift. He turns it off and turns towards a large snow drift.
XL766 (Serious)
Ok, it's just you and me now.
XL766 looks off towards the ocean and sees several helicopters coming his way with the DAH symbol.
XL766 (Serious)
Shit. I'd better get rid of this place before they do god knows what.
End of Episode 1
By: McCracken
Road Rovers, MIB and anything that invole them are property of Warner Bros. The Galaxy Rovers,
and the crew of the Space Rover 2, and the Lone Dog Team are property of Kristen Coughlan.
Strayers are property of Steven Today. Huntress, Duke, and Canis are property of Greywolf Lupous.
L33T Team, Bobcat Strayers and Phantom Canine are property of McCracken. Dylan is property of Dylan R.
Everyone I haven't mentioned belong to other ppl that I didn't mention.
WARNING: This series will be excessively violent, contain lots of profanity (aka the "f" word won't be blured
out). Basically, if you thought any of my previous scripts were too bloody or had too much profanity, then you
will probably want to wait until I releash the edited version. Reader's discretion is highly advised. Now, if
this hasn't discouraged you from reading this, on with the story.
Setting: Nazi Bunker in Occupied Oslo, Norway, 1944. A German Scientist is gathering up his notes as a Nazi
Officer walks in.
Scientist (Army Like)
Gutten Tag Herr General.
Subtitle: Good day General.
Officer (Army Like)
Guten Tag haben Sie alle von von den Notizen für gesammelt "Projekt: Uber Soldat"?
Subtitle: Good day, have you collected all of the notes for "Project: Uber Soldat"?
Scientist (Sad)
Ja habe ich, aber warum müssen wir das Projekt beenden, Herr General?
Subtitle: Yes I have, but why do we have to end the project General?
Officer (Stern)
Wegen des verbundenen Fortschritts, beeilen jetzt sich. Unser U-Boot verläßt in zwanzig minuten!
Subtitle: Because of the Allied advance. Now hurry up, our U-Boat leaves in twenty minutes!
Scientist (Defiant)
Aber Herr General, wir könnten unsere Arbeit in Hölle Cauldron, Die Alliierten um es nicht fortsetzen wissen.
Subtitle: But General, we could continue our work in Hölle Cauldron, the Allies don't know about it.
Officer (Stern)
Sie machen nicht vorläufig, aber nachdem sie Oslo gefangennehmen, werden sie es finden. Wir können nicht
erlauben, daß unsere Arbeit in ihre Hände fällt. "Projekt: Uber Soldat" ist von allen Fonds abgeschnitten worden.
Sammeln Sie jetzt ihre Notizen und begegnen Sie mir Am U-Boot.
Subtitle: They don't for now, but once they capture Oslo, they'll find it. We can't allow our work to fall into
their hands. "Project: Uber Soldat" has been cut off from all funds. Now gather your notes and meet me at the
U-Boat.
Scientist (Defeated)
Ja Herr General.
Subtitle: Yes General.
The Officer leaves and the Scientist continues to gather his notes. Once he finishes, he turns to walk out of the
room and takes one last look around.
Scientist (To himself, Upbeat)
Irgendeinen Tag wird es Uber Soldats geben, und sie werden destory irgendeine Feinde, denen sie begegnen.
Subtitle: Some day, there will be Uber Soldats, and they will destory any enemies they encounter.
Setting: XL766's & Amber's quarters, present day. It's the middle of the night and XL766 (Wolf/Akita) wakes up
in a cold sweat. He looks around and sees that everything is ok. He looks over and sees Amber (Border Collie/
Australian Shepard), sound asleep. He smiles.
XL766 (Thinking to himself, Upset)
Amber, your the only reason why I haven't let myself die yet.
XL766 puts his hand on Amber's shoulder and rubs it gently. He begins to rub it harder and then squeezes it.
Before XL766 can get a hold of himself, he tightly grabs Amber's shoulder and Amber wakes up, letting out
a 'yelp'.
Amber (In pain, Mad)
Ow, what the hell was that for?
XL766 (Lying)
Sorry, I just woke up from a bad dream and I grabbed the nearest thing to me.
Amber (Uneasy)
Ok.
XL766 licks Amber's shoulder. Amber gives an uneasy smile and rolls back over. She falls back asleep.
XL766 (Thinking to himself, Upset)
Sadly, I still can't wake up from my bad dream.
XL766 gets up from his bed and tucks Amber in. XL766 puts on some pants and walks out of the room.
Setting: Hallway in RRHQ. XL766 quietly closes the door behind him. XL766 turns around.
Voice (Male, Confused)
Where are you going?
XL766 turns around and sees Dylan (German Shepard [I think :-/]).
XL766 (Surprised)
Dylan? What are you doing out this late?
Dylan (Sarcastic to Serious)
Midnight snack. What's more important is what are you doing?
XL766 (Blunt)
I need to take a walk and clear my mind.
Dylan (Serious)
What's wrong?
XL766 (Annoyed)
Nothing that concerns you.
XL766 walks past Dylan, bumping into him as he goes. Dylan just watches him go and sighs.
Dylan (Thinking to himself)
That dog can be such a pain in the ass sometimes.
Setting: Outside of RRHQ. XL766 is leaning against a tree and is looking up at the moon.
XL766 (Talking to himself, Serious)
It was three years ago today....
XL766 sighs.
XL766 (Talking to himself, Serious)
Why can't I control myself any more? It was so easy earlier when I first joined, but why am I lashing out at
everyone?
XL766 (Brain thinking, Serious)
You know why.
XL766 (Talking to himself, Sarcastic)
No I don't, why don't you clue me in.
XL766 (Brain thinking, Serious)
Don't deny yourself anymore XL766. You know what you are. You're the ulitmate weapon.
XL766 (Shouting, Mad)
I AM NOT A WEAPON! I AM A FUCKING NORMAL DOG JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!
XL766 (Brain Thinking, Smug)
If you're so 'normal', then why were you created in a lab? Why do you always have the urge to kill everything?
XL766 (Mad)
I don't want to kill everything. I've never wanted to kill Amber.
XL766 (Brain Thinking, Smug)
Then explain what just happened in bed?
XL766 found himself at a lost for words.
XL766 (Brain Thinking, Smug)
Don't hold back, let it all go.
XL766 (Mad)
No, I'm not a mindless monster.
XL766 (Brain Thinking, Smug)
Say what you want to, but remember what you are, Uber Soldat.
XL766 angerly punches into the tree.
XL766 (Pissed as hell)
I am not an Uber Soldat.
XL766 (Brain Thinking, Smug)
You're right, you're much more than that.
XL766 lies down on his back and looks up at the sky. He slowly closes his eyes and falls asleep.
Setting: XL766's & Amber's Quarters, in the morning. Amber wakes up and looks at her shoulder. It's brusied
very badly. She looks over and sees XL766 isn't in bed.
Amber (Upset)
What's wrong with you Xie?
Setting: Sick Bay. Colleen (Rough Coated Collie) is looking at Amber's shoulder.
Colleen (Confused)
And how did you do this to yourself again?
Amber (Lying)
I bumped into a doorway this morning.
Colleen (Blunt)
Will you nearly broke your bloody shoulder.
Amber (Upset)
Really?
Colleen (Blunt)
Yeah.
Amber (Fake relieved)
Phew.
Colleen (Concerned)
Ok, you'll shoulder will be fine, just don't go putting too much pressure on it.
Amber (Blunt)
Ok.
Colleen (Concerned)
Now Amber, how did you really get your shoulder banged up?
Amber (Annoyed)
I told you, I ran into a doorway this morning.
Colleen (Blunt)
Like bloody hell you did. That injury came from on top of your shoulder.
Amber (Quick)
Look, I have a lot to do today.
Amber gets up, but Colleen steps in her way.
Colleen (Stern)
Amber, how did you injury your shoulder?
Amber (Upset)
If I tell you, will you swear that you won't tell another person?
Colleen (Unsure)
Um, sure.
Amber (Upset)
Well, earlier this morning, XL766 woke up from a nightmare and grabbed my shoulder.
Colleen (Sarcastic)
Well that dog has got one bloody tight grip, but if that's all then it's ok.
Colleen sees that Amber is looking really upset.
Colleen (Comforting)
What else is wrong?
Amber (Upset)
There's something wrong with XL766.
Colleen (Under her breath, sarcastic)
There's always something wrong with him.
Amber (Upset)
He just hasn't been acting like himself for the past week. He's been serious about everything.
Colleen (Confused)
But didn't you complain about him being too immature?
Amber (Upset)
Well, yeah, but he's too mature now. It's like he doesn't love me or anything else anymore. He even turned off
the TV during an A-Team Marathon.
Colleen (Stern)
Wow, this is serious.
Amber (Upset)
I know, I just don't know what to do.
Colleen (Comforting)
Don't worry guv, I'm sure he's just going through a little phase right now. He'll get over it eventually.
Amber (Upbeat)
Really?
Colleen (Comforting)
I'm sure of it.
Amber (Happy)
Thanks Colleen.
Amber leaves and Colleen gives a sad look has she leaves.
Setting: Outside of RRHQ. XL766 is sleeping on the ground. Rebel (German Shepard/Golden Retriever) and
Indiana (Golden Retriever) walk up to him.
XL766 (Asleep, Scared)
Ah, cobras!
Rebel (Worried)
Is he suppose to do that?
Indiana (Sarcastic)
Don't worry about it, it's just one of his 'night terrors'.
Indiana kicks XL766. XL766 opens up an eye and looks at Indiana.
Indiana (Sarcastic)
Wake up big guy.
XL766 gets to his feet.
XL766 (Blunt)
What time is it?
Rebel (Confused)
It's almost noon, what were you doing out here?
Indiana (Sarcastic)
Did Amber kick you out?
XL766 (Stern)
It's none of your business.
XL766 walks off without even looking back. Indiana and Rebel look confused.
Rebel (Confused)
What's his problem?
Indiana (Concerned)
I don't know, he's usually not that much of a jackass.
Setting: RRHQ, Rec. Room. Drifter and Kouv are watching Star Wars.
Drifter (Happy)
Hey X.
XL766 keeps walking and doesn't pay attention to him. Drifter gets up and follows him.
Setting: RRHQ, hallway. XL766 is walking down the hall, being followed by Drifter.
XL766 (Annoyed)
Is there any particular reason why you're following me Drifter?
Drifter (Concerned)
Depends, is there any particular reason why you're treating everyone so shity, even your girlfriend?
XL766 stops.
XL766 (Blunt)
Please Drifter, don't follow me. I'd hate for your pups not to have a father to look up to.
Drifter looks shocked at his comment.
Drifter (Mad)
What the fuck is that suppose to mean?
XL766 (Annoyed)
That means, leave me alone.
XL766 continues to walk down the hall, but Drifter continues to follow him.
Drifter (Mad)
Look here XL766, your my friend, and friends don't let friends walk around being jackasses to everyone.
XL766 (Annoyed)
It's amazing, I tell you to leave me alone, but you still chase after me.
Drifter (Mad)
Damn it XL766, stop acting like this. You know, if you keep this up, you'll be kicked out of the Road Rovers!
A sudden thought occurs in Drifter's mind.
Drifter (Understanding)
Oh I get it, you want out of the Road Rovers. Well sorry, you're one of our greatest tools here and.....
XL766 slams his fist into the wall, breaking a part of it. Drifter looks shocked.
XL766 (Mad)
Shut the fuck up.
XL766 continues to walk down the hall, but this time, Drifter just watches him go. XL766 continues to walk
down the hall until he runs into Amber.
Amber (Happy)
Hi Xie.
XL766 (Stern)
Sorry Amber, I have something to do right now.
Amber (Unsure)
What do you mean?
XL766 (Stern)
Please Amber, I really need to be alone right now.
XL766 tries to keep walking, but Amber put her arm in the way.
Amber (Worried)
XL766, what's wrong?
XL766 (Stern)
It's nothing that you can help with.
Amber (Mad)
What do you mean I can't help you? I'm your girlfriend, if you would just tell me what's wrong, then I can help.
XL766 (Stern)
You couldn't understand.
XL766 lifts up her arm and continues to walk down the hall, but Amber jumps in his way.
Amber (Upset)
Of course I could understand, just try me.
XL766 (Stern)
Look Amber, I don't want to talk about it.
Amber (Upset)
What's been wrong with you this week?
XL766 (Annoyed)
It's nothing you could understand.
XL766 knocks Amber out of his way. Amber steps in his way once more.
Amber (Upset)
If you keep acting like this, then we're through.
XL766 (Stern)
In that case, we're through.
XL766 continues to walk down the hall. Amber watches him go, and a tear comes down her eye. Drifter walks
down the hall and sees Amber.
Amber (Crying)
What's wrong with him Drifter?
Drifter (Concerned)
I don't know.
Setting: XL766's & Amber's Quarters. XL766 is lying on his bed looking up at the ceiling. There's a knock on
the door and Hunter walks in.
Hunter (Happy)
Oh good, here you are.
XL766 (Apathetic)
What do ya want?
Hunter pulls up a chair.
Hutner (Blunt)
I just wanted to talk.
XL766 (Stern)
If it has anything to do with anything that's happened in the past week, then you're wasting your time.
Hunter (Stern)
Look XL766, I think everyone at RRHQ is fed up with your attitude lately. You have absoulty no reason to be
acting like this. I....
XL766 stops paying attention to Hunter.
XL766 (Thinking to himself, Upset)
Oh Hunter, if you only knew what was going on inside of my head, then you'd understand.
Hunter (Stern)
...You got that?
XL766 (Apathetic)
Yeah, I got it. Shape up or ship out.
Hunter (Stern)
Oh and one last thing, you can be a jackass to everyone here, but please, lay off Amber. I think you've already
broken her heart enough today.
Hunter gets up and leave. XL766 sits up and reaches for a pencil.
Setting: Road Rovers Vehicle Bay. XL766 walks in.
XL766 (Thinking to himself)
Good, Chase isn't in here.
XL766 walks up to a Cycleborg and turns it on.
Cycleborg (Electronic Voice)
Ah XL766, lemmie guess, another date with Amber?
XL766 (Stern)
No, we're going for a little trip to Norway.
XL766 hops on the Cycleborg and drives off.
Setting: XL766's & Amber's Quarters. Amber walks in and sees a piece of paper on the bed. Amber picks it up
and reads it. She begins to cry.
Setting: Road Rovers Briefing Room. Almost every Road Rover is there. Hunter is reading the letter out loud.
Hunter (Blunt)
Dear Whoever is reading this. Let me start off by apologizing for how I've acted this week. There was no reason
to treat my friends the way I have. I am now trying to fix my problem on my own. Let me emphasize on that. I
have left on my own, and I'll come home on my own. The fight I am about to undergo is for myself and no one
else's. Therefore, stay the fuck out of it. Don't try to find me. However, when I come home, I will no longer
have a past to look back to, but instead, a future with my friends and hopfully, even a family. Sincerely, XL766.
P.S. I repeat, stay the fuck out of it.
Tramp (Sarcastic)
Well this is certainly an unexpected twist.
Hunter (Blunt)
I know, it's a real bummer.
Canis (Blunt)
I've already checked for the missing Cycleborg, XL766 has deactivated the tracker on it.
Master (Blunt)
Which is why we need to spread out and look for him.
Yamotto (Japanese Accent, Stern)
Master-San, may I speak freely for a moment.
Master (Surprised)
Well by all means Yamotto.
Yamotto (Stern)
I do not think we should go looking for XL766-San. He is on the eve of a major battle for himself. And I think
he'd be pretty ticked off if we got in his way.
Sean (Irish Accent, Stern)
Aye, but we can't let the laddy be out there on his own. Who knows what kind of trouble he'll get himself into.
Yamotto (Stern)
That's the thing about it Sean-San, he's already in trouble, and he's chosen the way of how to get out of it.
Master (Uneasy)
Yamotto, you're probably right.
Amber (Upset)
We can't let him be out there by himself! He could die!
Master (Uneasy)
Well Amber, it's a hard call to make. I think before we can take any actions, we need to find out more about
XL766. He did mention something about his past. Tasha, see if you can't find anything about the XL766 Project.
Phantom Canine, I think you guys need to do a little spying mission at Parvo's new base. See if you can't find
anything.
Setting: Outside of Parvo's New Base, night. Ginger, Lacey, Sam, Sean, and Corelone are sneaking up to it, behind
the cover of trees.
Ginger (Low voice, blunt)
Everyone remember the plan?
Corelone (Italian accent, sarcastic)
Yeah, we go in, bust some Cano-Mutants down and go off to live in Sicily for a few years.
Ginger (Blunt)
Everything but that last one. Ok Lacey, move in.
Lacey (Scottish Accent, Happy)
No prob.
Lacey walks out of the trees sexy like. Corelone and Sean lift up two M24's and aim them towards the base.
Ginger cloaks herself and moves in. Sam just sits back.
Sam (Sarcastic)
I'll just sit back and watch you guys in action, like usual.
Lacey walks up to two Cano-Mutant gaurds. Lacey acts like she dropped something.
Lacey (Sexy)
Oops, I'd better pick that up.
Lacey bends over and the two Cano-Mutants lean foward to see her cleavage. Two gun shots go off. One of the
bullets goes straight through a Cano-Mutant's head, releashing a pinkish colored spray. The other bullet makes
impact on the other Cano-Mutant's chest, exploding it in a bloody mess. Lacey stands up.
Lacey (Sexy, Sarcastic)
There, I picked it up.
A dark shape runs into the base.
Setting: Inside Parvo's new base. There's a long dark hallway. Only Ginger's footsteps can be heard as see runs
down the hall. She stops at the end and peaks around the corner. A Cano-Mutant walks towards her.
Setting: Cano-Mutant's POV. A knife appears out of no where and slashes him in chest, spraying blood on the
camera. The Cano-Mutant takes a step back and wipes his eyes. The knife comes flying foward and hits the
Cano-Mutant in the left eye. The screen goes black.
Setting: Inside Parvo's new base. Same as before, expect there's now a dead Cano-Mutant on the ground. Ginger's
footsteps can be heard going down the hall, and you can see her footprints from the Cano-Mutant's blood.
Setting: Archive Room in Parvo's new base. Ginger, now uncloaked, is looking through the files. She comes
across a folder labeled 'XL766' and picks it up. Ginger turns around, but something else catches her eye. She
lifts up a old dusty folder labeled 'Projekt: Uber Soldat'.
Ginger (Thinking to herself, interested)
Hmm, I wonder what this could be.
In the hall, a few flashlights come on. Ginger cloaks herself again and runs into the hall.
Setting: Inside Parvo's new base. Three Cano-Mutants with flashlights walk down the hall towards the Archive
Room. They hear footsteps and shine their lights into the doorway. Suddenly, one of them raises their head, like
they've been kicked in the jaw. They Cano-Mutants look confused has the sound of footsteps slowly disappear.
Setting: Outside of Parvo's new base. Corelone, Sean, Sam, and Lacey are sitting under the trees. Ginger appears.
Ginger (Blunt)
Ok, mission successful, let's get the hell out of here.
Setting: RRHQ, Rec. Room. Tasha is sitting on the couch with her laptop, looking over the files Phantom Canine
got. Indiana, Huntress, Blitz, Exile, Coyota, Lily, and Hunter are also there.
Hunter (Blunt)
Find anything?
Tasha (Confused)
No, everything ends at "Projekt: Uber Soldat", whatever that is.
Blitz (German Accent, Proud)
Uber Soldat? I'm an Uber Soldat.
Exile (Russian Accent, Sarcastic)
Nyet, you are wierd boy.
Tasha (Confused)
Blitz, what's an Uber Soldat?
Blitz (Honest)
It's German for Super Solider, which is what I am.
Exile (Sarcastic)
See previous statementski.
Huntress (Lovingly)
You're my Uber Soldat, Blitzie.
Everyone but Huntress and Blitz rolls their eyes.
Indiana (Confused)
Ok, I only have one question.
Hunter (Blunt)
What would that be?
Indiana (Confused)
How the fuck did Blitz score a chick like Huntress?
Everyone just stares at Indiana.
Indiana (Confused)
I'm just wondering.
Exile (Sarcastic)
Sometimes, I think it's Indiana who is wierd boy, not Blitz.
Coyota (Sarcastic)
No, Blitz is definitely the wierd boy, Indiana is just plain dumb.
Indiana (Mad)
Am not!
Coyota (Mad)
Are too!
Indiana (Mad)
Am not!
Coyota (Mad)
Are too!
Indiana (Mad)
Am not!
Coyota (Mad)
Are too!
Indiana and Coyota look each other in the face a growl. While this is going on, Tasha is still looking at her
laptop.
Tasha (Blunt)
Hunter, what did Amber say XL766 took with him?
Hunter (Blunt)
Hmm, I think it was a Cycleborg and that Power-Armor Lily upgraded for him.
Lily (Upset)
I'm starting to wish I didn't do that.
Tasha (Happy)
Ok, it all makes sense now.
Everyone but Tasha (Confused)
It does?
Tasha (Explain)
"Projekt: Uber Soldat", or has Blitz just pointed out to everyone, "Project: Super Solider" was started by the
Nazi in 1939. The project was suppose to use genetic engineering and robotics to create the ultimate fighting
machine. Fortuantly, thanks to three major factors, the project was shut down in 1944.
Lily (Confused)
What were the three factors?
Tasha (Explaining)
One, Allied advances in all fronts. Two, because of the advances, lack of funding. Three, lack of technology at
the time. Now, hold on to your hats...
Indiana grabs his hat.
Coyota (Annoyed)
Indiana, that's a figure of speech.
Tasha (Explaining)
The project was started up again in 1995 by a coalition of baddies, namely Felo-Sapien Overlords, Zachary Storm,
and Parvo. Then the project was shut down due to "unfavorable conditions" in 1998, the same year XL766 was
created.
Hunter (Eager)
Go on.
Tasha (Disappointed)
That's all I can find. That and something about "Angels", I'm not exactly sure what that's about. I can't get into
those files.
Exile (Interested)
Where was the main location of "Projekt: Uber Soldat" for the Nazis?
Tasha (Blunt)
Hmmm, Oslo, Norway.
Setting: Two miles outside of Oslo, Norway. XL766 lands the Cycleborg and gets off.
XL766 (To himself, Sarcastic)
I'm home.
Cycleborg (Electronic Voice)
Pardon?
XL766 (Stern)
Nothing. I'd better put on that Power-Armor now.
Cycleborg (Electronic Voice)
And where do you expect to do that out here? Behind a snow drift?
Setting: Two miles outside of Oslo, Norway. Same as before, expect XL766 is unseen, behind a snow drift. On
top of the snow drift is XL766's Power-Armor, a pair of white gloves, a pair of white boots with gold tips, and a
black full body shirt.
XL766 (Voice only, unhappy)
Well, here goes nothing.
XL766's shirt and pants land on the snow drift.
XL766 (Voice only, hyper)
Oh man it's cold! Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold. It's fucking freezing!
XL766's hand reaches up and grabs the full body shirt. XL766 puts it on and comes out from behind the snow
drift. On the shirt the words "3V1L L33T" can be seen.
XL766 (Annoyed)
If you say anything about that, I swear I'll give you a fucking flat tire.
Cycleborg (Electronic Voice)
Don't worry, I just recorded that on my camera. I'll use it for black mail when the Road Rovers come out here.
XL766 (Serious)
Don't get your hopes up.
XL766 puts the boots and gloves on. He then puts on the Power-Armor. XL766 grabs his clothes and puts them
in on the Cycleborg and pushes it into the snow drift. He turns it off and turns towards a large snow drift.
XL766 (Serious)
Ok, it's just you and me now.
XL766 looks off towards the ocean and sees several helicopters coming his way with the DAH symbol.
XL766 (Serious)
Shit. I'd better get rid of this place before they do god knows what.
End of Episode 1