Nevermore x Deathstalker: Rank 10

April 1st – Dawn

The Deathstalker that fought Team JNPR was sprawled on a cracked ground at the bottom of the gorge at the Emerald Forest's abandoned temple. It roared in sympathy for the fallen Nevermore that fought Team RWBY, who laid next to it without a head.

Pavel Igorevich Morozov x Velvet Scarlatina: Rank 10

April 1st – Morning

Pavel cooly approached Velvet with a big grin on his face, holding a bottle of shroom vodka and some condoms. "Hey Velvet, my little rabbit! You wanna… come over to my place, man?"

"Sorry Pavel," Velvet shook her head. "I don't drink."

Pavel threw down his bottle and condoms to Velvet's surprise. "Fucking hell dude, I got friendzoned!"

Weiss Schnee x Artyom Svetlanich Zaytsev: Rank 10

April 1 – Noon

Weiss entered Artyom's room wearing nothing but skimpy lingerie. She stood in front of Artyom, who lied on his bed reading, with extremely rosy cheeks.

"U-Um, Artyom…?" She reluctantly began sliding her hands all over her legs, arms, and stomach. "Y-You… like what you see?" Weiss will never hear the end of it from her teammates if they see her like this.

Artyom put his book down and stared at Weiss. Then he smiled. "Of course, Weiss! I'm sure your boyfriend will love the sex appeal!"

Weiss threw up her hands in exasperation. "Dammit, I got friendzoned!"

Blake Belladonna x Yang Xiao Long: Rank 10

April 1 – Afternoon

Blake found Yang sitting at a table in the Dining Hall and approached her, a bowl of tuna in her hands. "Hey Yang, why don't we-?"

"Sorry Blake," Yang shook her head as she stood up. Uhlman came over and leaned against her back, his arms crossed cooly. Yang repeated Uhlman's stance. "I can't violate the Bro Code."

Uhlman stuck a hand out. "You said it, man!"

Yang slapped it.

Blake meowed in disappointment. Darn, she got friendzoned...

But then Uhlman stared at Blake's tuna-bowl. "Hey, are you gonna finish that Blake?"

"...Yes."

Roman Torchwick x Ruby Rose: Rank 10

April 1 – Dusk

At the city, Roman strode towards Ruby with his hands in pockets, cracking a wolfish grin. "Hey there, Red. Wanna go out to town together? I promise it's going to be…" He nodded his hat. "The time of your life."

But Ruby gasped, her eyes filled with shock. "I-I'm a minor!"

"Damn Red," Roman shot a surprised stare as his cigar fell from his lips. "You're good…"

Glynda Goodwitch x Khan Aitmatov: Rank 10

April 1 – Evening

Glynda found Khan staring into the sunset at Beacon's airship pads and approached from behind, holding a bouquet of lilies. "K-Khan? Um, I-I… I…"

"...I'll give it some thought, Glynda."

Jaune Arc x Pyrrha Nikos: Rank 10

April 1 – Late Night

Jaune approached Pyrrha as he held a bouquet of roses and condoms. "Hey, err… Pyrrha? Y-You wanna go to… u-um… m-my place f-for the night?"

Pyrrha shook her head. "Sorry Jaune, there can be only one man for me."

"A-And who's that?" Jaune swallowed his disappointment.

Then he found himself picked up and thrown down hard on the ground. Cracks exploded around the impact area. Jaune saw a hunkier version of himself wearing sunglasses and a cap picking up his roses and condoms. Hunkier Jaune wrapped his arm around Pyrrha's neck.

Hunkier Jaune glared at Real Jaune. "That man's name is Jaaaaaaune Ceeena!"

Makoto Yuuki x SEES: Rank 10

April 1 – Dark Hour

Makoto and SEES traversed the empty streets of Vale as-

"Hey Makoto?" Junpei stared at Makoto. "I think we're in the wrong place…"

Makoto glanced around. "This isn't Iwatodai."

"Of course it isn't, you guys!" Yukari sighed in exasperation. "We're in the wrong game and show!"

Everyone at SEES stopped walking and had one thought: Oh shit.

Nora Valkyrie x Pancake: Rank 10

April 1 – Midnight

Nora ate her pancake while hiding under her sheets. "Slurp!"

Lie Ren x Himself: Rank 10

April 1 – Late Midnight

Ren glanced around his team's empty room, making sure everyone's asleep, then he leaned down underneath his bed and pulled out an X-rated magazine of sexy Faunus girls for, err, research.

He kept a box of tissues next to his bed, for, err, safety protocols when he, um, begins experimenting. Yeah, that's it!

Melnik "Miller" Nikolayevich Rozanov x Winter Schnee: Rank 10

April 1 – Even Later Midnight

Miller sat down next to Winter at the bar and ordered shroom vodka for both of them. "So, Winter Schnee, was it? I think we're going to have a great partnership together…"

"Sorry, Miller." Winter shook her head. "I don't date old men with daughter issues."

Miller gasped as everyone laughed at him, especially Uhlman. "Shut up, Uhlman!"

"You need some ice for that burn, Colonel?!" Uhlman barely brought up a glass of ice-cold vodka with ice cubes as his arm shook. "Oh, that was beautiful!"

Qrow Branwen x Cinder Falls: Rank 10

April 1 – Is This Still Midnight?

Qrow sat next to Cinder at the bar as he ordered brandy for himself and her. "So, I heard you're quite the fire, Ms. Falls."

"Oh please," Cinder rolled her eyes. "Call me back when you're a responsible parent."

Qrow frowned as he drank his brandy. "Damn, she's spicy…"

Emerald Sustrai x Mercury Black: Rank 10

April 1 – Okay, This Is Violating Time Conventions, Y'Know

When Cinder passed by a closet in the hallway of the aircraft hangar, she heard grunting and moaning. She returned and put an ear to the door, a sadistic smile tugging her lips. "Huh, and I thought you two don't want me to imagine you two procreating."

"We're not procreating! W-We're trying to get out of these stupid cuffs!"

"Sure you are. Call me back when Emerald's pregnant with your child, Mercury."

"Cinder!"

Ozpin x All Da Hoes!: Rank 10

April 1 – Who's Controlling The Time Here?!

Ozpin wrapped his arms around Glynda and Emerald's necks, the females of Remnant and METRO crowding around his office, as he grinned at Jaune. "A job well-done, Jaunez. For your valiant efforts in the… protection of Vale, I shall reward you Pyrrha Nikos!"

Pyrrha, in a maid outfit, sat on Jaunez's lap with a seductive smile. She was surprisingly soft and fluffy.

Then Ozpin stood up from his seat. "Now then ladies, let us have a night of fun together!"

But they all shook their heads. "Sorry, we prefer to remain friends."

Ozpin flipped his desk. "Goddammit, I got friendzoned!"

Ozpin x All Da… Bros?: Rank 10

April 1 – Hello, Is Phoenix Wright Available?

Ozpin wrapped his arms around Miller and James's necks, the males of Remnant and METRO crowding around his office, as he grinned at Ruby. "A job well-done, Rubyz. For your valienter efforts in the… protection of Vale, I shall reward you Artyom Zaytsev and Pavel Morozov!"

Artyom and Pavel, in butler outfits, sat on Rubyz's with seductive smiles. They were surprisingly strong and hard.

Then Ozpin stood up from his seat. "Now then gentlemen, let us have a night of fun together!"

All the males cheered. "Yeah!"

Ozpin growled in disappointment as he and the males played Halo 4 together. Then Qrow 360noscoped him from across the map, and Ozpin threw his controller down in fury. "Goddammit, I got friendzoned again and you're hacking Qrow!"

Qrow laughed. "That's because I got swag and you don't!"

Ozpin screamed. He flipped his desk.

Bourbon x All Dem Bitches!: Rank 10

April 1 – So Much Later Midnight That The Old Narrator Got Tired Of Questioning, And 4A Rooster Teeth Games Had To Hire A New One

Bourbon sat on a throne as all of the females of Remnant, METRO, Iwatodai, and Inaba adored him. Grinning, he glanced at the jealous gazes of the males of Remnant, METRO, Iwatodai, and Inaba. Especially Artyom, Makoto, Yu, and Ozpin.

"Well, well, well," he put sunglasses on as he lit a cigarette. "Uncle Bourbon's got all da swag and bitches."

Author's Note:

April Fools everyone, ;).

Have a wonderful day!

-Sda209.