Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight… :'(
BELLA POV
My head is spinning, my stomach is gurgling, and I feel to the need to barf. I can't stop laughing and I taste of liquor is strong on my tongue.
"Bella?" I hear Edward's voice in a questioning voice
"Who the fucks are you?"I asked slurring my words
"Bella.. I'm Edward Cullen… well I've been watching you for the past 2 months and I'd really like to call you Bell Bear!" he yells
"What the hell..??? And Bell Bear sound like a fucking cow—" I bend over retching all over the couch. And before I knew it I blacked out
NEXT MORNING
I have the most massive head ache and my mouth and a tang of puke. Hehe… perfect time to update my facebook. I log on to facebook and I click the status button. I type in the status Bella Swan has just partied all night and met the boy of her dreams 3" Right after I posted it as a joke of course there was one status comment.
Edward Cullen: REALLY YOU MEAN IT?!?!?! I LOVE YOU TOO BELL BEAR!
Who the heck is this creep?!?!
I quickly responded
… I met… Taylor Lautner last night…. In my dreams… yeah that's what I meant.
I logged off before I could read the next comment
"BELLLLLLLLAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M LEAVVVIINNNG!!!" Charlie yelled up the stairs
Don't these people understand I'm in the middle of a hangover?!!
I blindly look for an object to throw down the stairs. Once my hand brushed a hard rectangular object I threw it at Charlie just a little too late.
The object hit the wall with a THUMP.
Eh it's just a book
I take my time getting into the shower. I strip down and fling my clothes on the bed and walk into the bathroom locking the door behind me. I jump right into the shower… ahhhhhh…. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh MY GOD! HOT!!!!!!!! REALLY REALLY HOT!!!! I jump out of the shower tripping on the grippy matt laid outside my door. SO MUCH FOR NO SLIPPING! I fall banging my head on the toilet seat. Wait what they why is my head sticky?!?! Oh god, OH GOD! I'M BLEEDING I'M DYING!!!!!!!!!!!! I run to the mirror to examine my head. My face was pale… paler than usual!! That's a sign of death!!! My hair was half wet and half covered in slime. What?! SLIME?!?!?! I look at the toilet seat and I see yesterday's puke coating the toilet. Oh how wonderful! I turn down the shower's heat and stepped in. I got a quarter sized drop of shampoo on my hand and started lathering up my hair. Wait! Was that a movement?! AH what was that?!?!! I look around and when I look up I see it. A HUGE HAIRY did I mention HUGE SPIDER HANGING DOWN FORM THE CEILING! I scream and run out the door naked. In the corner of my room I see… I see… EDWARD?!?!?! SNIFFING MY CLOTHES?!?!?! "OH MY GOD I'm NAKED!!!!" I scream and he turns around. He looks me straight in the eyes and said, " Okay Bell B- Bella… I didn't look at you yet. I didn't LOOOK at you yet, get dressed and I'll tell you why I'm in your room… I look around for my phone ready to call the police, but I couldn't find it just a lousy book. OH…… My……. GOODNESS! MY PHONE! I run into the hall and look down the stairs. Sure enough my new iPhone was shattered on the ground. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I shriek. A cold hand covered my mouth and handed me a towel and as if I were a feather dragged my limp body up to the attic.