Hiiiiiiiii!~~ This is my first fanfic so my sincere apologies if it sucks. Even though there's gender bending, the sex scene has them as guys so do not fear, my yaoi fangirl brethren! X3

Shizuo's POV

The first thing I noticed was the fact that my head hurt like hell. I couldn't remember what had happened the night before was proof enough that I had really overdone it. Damn I really need to lay off the drinks a bit. Strangely not only did my head hurt, but my chest did too. I pushed back the sheets that blinded my view and looked around. I was in a hotel room. I knew that much.

I rolled onto my front so that I was right next to the side of the enormous bed I was lying on. This made my chest hurt even more, I groaned under the pressure I was putting on it. I had never experienced something like this before. Did I get hit by a truck again? I wondered what could have happened to cause my chest pain. No. If I had been hit by truck, this is all that fucking weasel's fault.

Right. Only Izaya could get me into stupid shit like that. That really pissed me off. Although Izaya is the practically the biggest jackass on the face of the Earth, I noticed that I had started taking a liking to the little rodent, I may have even found him a little attractive. I would like to tell him my feelings, but noooooooo he'd probably just burst into laughter and run all over Ikebukuro screaming about how I was a homo. Not to mention that part of him that thinks: "I'm the smartest person in the world and all other humans are here just for me to manipulate! Ahahahaha!"... That motherfucker.

Anyway, I was too exhausted to stand up immediately, so I lowered one foot to feel across the floor and pull myself onto my feet. However, as much as I stretched my leg, I couldn't find the floor. It was almost as if I had shrunk or something. I scooted closer to the side and stretched a bit further, only to fall off the bed, slamming my forehead on the bedside table in the process.

As I was curled up in the mess of sheets clutching my head, I heard a knock at the door. I cursed the unknown person as I untangled myself from the sheets and shuffled to the door, the bottoms of my pants dragging on the carpet.

"WHAT THE FUCK!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING TIME IT IS!?" I yell, throwing the door open. I see that it's none other than Tom Tanaka, who is looks completely dumbfounded.

"Uh... It's 9:56." He says calmly, gesturing to his watch. Well that made me feel stupid. "Well, anyways, would you happen to know where Shizuo Heiwajima would happen to be, miss? He's been missing for several weeks now, and I heard that he was checked in here and was staying in this room." Did he just call me 'miss'? And what was with the part about me missing for several weeks?

"What are you hell are on, Tom?! Don't you recognize me?!"

"A-are you saying that you're Shizuo?" He asks, taking a step back.

"Well, duh! Why are acting you've never seen me befo-" I cut myself off, I feel my stomach lurch. I clutch my sides and scramble for the bathroom which is luckily right next to the entrance to my room. I hang my head over toilet and start puking my guts out. After what feels like an eternity for my innards, it finally comes to a stop. "What the hell is wrong with me?" I grumble to myself. I wiped my mouth with the back of my hand as I glared over at Tom.

He slowly strode over to me. "So... You're Shizuo?" He asked as he looked over me as if I had grown cat ears and a tail. He was still on this? I felt too sick to punch him, so I simply nodded. "Well, unless you haven't already noticed, you're a woman."

What? How the hell was that possible? I looked down and saw an enormous pair a boobs that were trying their best to stay in my shirt. How the fuck had I missed that? It did explain why my back and chest were killing me. I looked up into the bathroom mirror. I had shrunken significantly and my hair was now shoulder length, other than my new grown 'lady parts' I still kind of looked the same as I always did.

I didn't know how to react to all of this until I heard a clunk. Tom clapped a hand over his mouth, obviously trying not to laugh. I looked down to find that my pants had collapsed to the floor. I scowled, magnificent.

"I'll take you to Shinra's. We'll also get you some new clothes while we're at it." He sighs with a smirk.

We stopped at a women's clothing outlet, and since there was no guarantee that my pants would stay on, Tom went in alone. So naturally, I had no say in his clothing choice for me, which consisted of a black miniskirt and a pair of dark panty hose. When I saw the panty hose, I was tempted to jump out and beat the shit out of him with the car, but I held myself back, and gave him the 'I'll kill you later' look. I also received a pair of slip-ons designed like my usual shoes with a slight heel. I spent the rest of the trip changing into my new clothes and muttered about Tom's freaky fetishes in the back seat.

On the way, Tom explained how I had mysteriously vanished for about three and half weeks. I never remembered anything that happened during that time period, since it seemed that I had only seen Tom the day before. He also says that he, Shinra, Celty, and several others had been trying to find information on where I might have been.

"If you were searching for me, why didn't you ask the police for help?" I ask as I pull on one of the shoes.

"Well, doing that would have stirred up a lot commotion, and I mean, it's you, we had no doubt that you would have any trouble handling a gang or something if you had been kidnapped." Tom says, with a shrug. Wow, I had some really great friends now, didn't I?

I knew that Shinra would make some smart ass comment about me when he found out that I had turned into a girl. I guess I was partially right, because when he answered the door and saw us he smiled and Tom and said, "Hey! Long time no see! Did you get any information about Shizuo's disappearance?-" then he looked over at me. "Who's the harlot?" He asks.

I shoved past Tom and grabbed Shinra by the collar. The fact that I was the only person besides Celty who could heft him off the ground so easily was what gave me away. "Say that again, I couldn't hear you." I growl through clenched teeth as I smile sarcastically at him.

We explained to Shinra about how I had suddenly changed sexes for some reason, Tom also noted my sudden vomiting from earlier. I don't know why. Shinra strokes his imaginary beard even though he looks like a total idiot before finally saying that he'd need a urine sample from me. As he says this, I see a glint in his eye. Oh, shit.

Kyaaaaa! Sorry, I kind of characterized Shinra to be like my own dad, since my mom, sister and I call him 'Nerdball Supreme' I'm not sure if it fits Shinra too, but what the hell.

Anyway, I've kind of liked Izaya topping, because even though Shizuo has the seme appearance, Izaya has the more seme personality. WHO'S WITH ME?! *gets hit by random flying vending machine* Ooohh! Twix bar! Nomnom *coughs up blood*