OMG I see these things EVERYWHERE! Profiles, stories, Google, YouTube. So I'm gonna make one of my own!

name CDF characters 1-12

Darren Shan

Steve Leonard

Evra Von

Larten Crepsley

Hibernus Tall

Harkat Mulds

Seba Nile

Paris Skyle

Mika Ver Leth

Gavner Purl

Vancha March

Arra Sails

How would you react if you found out one and nine were in a happy, committed relationship?

But..But.. They may be princes but, love for the clan only goes so far... and/or HOW DARE YOU DARREN! what would Crepsley think!

You walked in on 5 and 10 making out, your natural reaction is...

Hey Gavner have you seen . . .*eyes wide in shock and terror* (just back away slowly!)

12 is beating 1 to a pulp, you'd yell. . .

Go Arra! You show 'em girl!

7 and 2 were in a happy relationship until 2 ran off with 10, devastated-7 had a hot one night stand with 3, then enduring a miserable relationship with 9 following the wise advice of 4, 7 found true love and happiness with 11.

Seba and Steve were in a happy relationship until Steve ran off with Gavner. Devastated- Seba had a hot one night stand with Evra, then endured a miserable relationship with Mika, following the wise advice of Mr. Crepsley, Seba found True love and happiness with Vancha.

AWWW HOW SWEET!

4/9 fic, what would you title this?

Black and Orange Make The Perfect Mates.

1 forgives 12 for beating the crap outta him/her and they start making out 6 catches them what does 6 say?

Ooh Darren...didn't think you...had ..it in ...you! Wait...till...Larten finds...out!

Have you read a 1/2 fic?

Yes

Have you ever written a 5/9 fic?

Nope, those shouldn't even exist

what would be the summary of a 11/5 fic?

After arriving at the cirque, Vancha finds himself remembering his friendship with Larten. In his grief he finds reassurance and love from an unexpected friend.

What is your favorite pairing in this fandom?

1/2 and 1/3