A/N: Colin Morgan (who plays Merlin, in case you don't know, which I really hope isn't the case considering you're reading this.) actually has all the below listed allergies. Also, fun fact, I'm allergic to pineapple. :( Not when it's canned though, so I'll live... I guess... :)This was my first drabble, so I'm sorry if it's... you know... ;) I'm open to feedback, so please review!
"So, you're allergic to tomatoes, Merlin?" Arthur asked.
"Yes."
"Okay, how about some chicken, goes well with destiny…"
Merlin shook his head. "I'm a vegetarian."
Arthur face-palmed. "Of course you are. Well, want some cheese?"
"I'm lactose intolerant."
"SERIOUSLY?! WHAT DO YOU EAT?!"
"You wondered why I was skinny," Merlin chuckled.
Suddenly, the room filled with an odd purple light as a glowing vortex appeared in the center of the room, puked up a strangely dressed man, and disappeared.
"Hey, Merlin. Brought you a birthday present," Shawn said, holding out a pineapple.
"See? This guy. This guy gets me!"