ROD: Hold your applause everybody... because I Rod... am gay!
AVENUE Q RESIDENTS: ...
ROD: Okay, and three... Nicky, oh Nicky. I'm so sorry. You're my best friend. I missed you so much. Will you move back in with me?
NICKY: *retard gasp* Well, if it makes you happy, Rod.
ROD: Oh it would
N+R: *loud girly squeels and a man hug*
NICKY: Hey, hey and Rod, guess what I did!
ROD: What?
NICKY: I put a personal ad ALL OVER the internet with YOUR picture on it!
ROD: You did WHAT?!?!?!
NICKY: A-and I found someone VERY special... But then I realized that he looked just like me and I realized that I was hooking you up with someone that looks JUST LIKE ME and that's kinda weird. So I told him never mind and he got angry amd we started fighting--heh, didn't think I could fight, didja?-- and then he "accidentally" fell down two flights of stairs. And that's when I realized that I love you Rod!
AVENUE Q RESIDENTS: ...o.O...
ROD: Oh my God, Nicky, I love you too!
R+N: *man kiss!!*
Fangirls: SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER... FOR NOW (but only for now)