Yahoo!!!!!

Volvos4vamps- Edward

MuscleMan4000- Emmett

Mr. Emotional- Jasper

Rich Doctor- Carlisle

Volvos4vamps has signed on…

Volvos4vamps- Hello? Anyone on?

Volvos4vamps-Since no one's around to for this…

Volvos4vamps- Yo the names Edward and I'm here to say-

(Though Edward doesn't know it, MuscleMan4000 just signed on)

MuscleMan4000- That was entertaining! Why don't you finish it?

Volvos4Vamps- This is embarrassing… Please don't tell Bella!

Mr. Emotional Has signed on…

Mr. Emotional- What's going on? I felt embarrassment coming from Edward…

MuscleMan4000- Edward was trying to rap…

Mr. Emotional- On the computer?

Volvos4Vamps- You guys aren't going to tell Bella are you? You never answered that question.

MuscleMan4000- Does she have Yahoo?

Volvos4Vamps- I don't think so…

MuscleMan4000- Dude, you guys are getting married soon and you don't even know if she has Yahoo! –Gasp- What if she never told you because she is a child predator, and if you knew about her yahoo you could hack into it and find out! –Double Gasp-

Mr. Emotional- Well I'm bored…Bye!

Mr. Emotional has logged off.

Volvos4Vamps- Somehow I don't see Bella being a child predator.

Rich Doctor has logged on…

Rich Doctor- What about Bella being a child predator?

Volvos4Vamps- Nothing…

MuscleMan4000- Edward here is in denial about Bella being a child predator.

Volvos4Vamps has logged off…

MuscleMan4000- Where'd he go?

Rich Doctor- To Bella's house. Alice told me…and she was laughing hysterically.

MuscleMan4000- Maybe he's going to ask Bella if she is a child predator.

Rich Doctor has logged off…

MuscleMan4000- Hey!

MuscleMan4000- Fine! I'm logging off too!!!!!