AN: don't own potter
May 15 1995 was like any normal day at at Hogwarts.
Or, at least the first 5 minutes of it...
During transfiguration McGonagall's fifth year class was staring at her with a glazed, bored look in all their eyes (apart from Hermione) while she explained how to turn
cherries in to rubber duckies.
Suddenly a giant air-plane crashed through the wall, sending Professor McGonagall flying 30 feet backwards, landing on the ground with a giant thud.
Then Justin Beiber popped out and started singing in a voice that was so terrible that it did not even seem human, "BABY BABY BABY OH LIKE BABY BABY BABY OH!" This
caused all the students to scream "MERCY MERCY PLEASE HAVE MERCY!"
And when they thought things could not get any worse, Professor Snape and Mr. Filtch started pole dancing, while wearing nothing but hot pink speedos. Ron Weasley
screamed, "STOP STOP IT BURNS!" But it was to late to save him because his eyeballs popped out of his head and disintegrated to ash.
Harry Potter then dropped dead.
And that my friends, is how Harry Potter died.
Mischief Managed, I was as bored as hell when this came to mind.