AN: I totally HAD to write this. It's short, I know. Also, Shigure is the babysitter in this…I know that the whole Mabudachi trio didn't have much to do with the younger Zodiac people, but this is mildly AU. I'm not sure if Shigure's age is right either. I'm not sure how old Kyo is now…probably about 15-16.
Ages:
Kagura: 7
Kyo: 5
Shigure: 16
Yuki: 5
Young Kagura Sohma plucked a daisy from a patch in the field where she was playing with her cousins. They were at the park on a pretty afternoon, since their older cousin, Shigure, didn't feel like having them inside the house, destroying everything while his parents were away. He was the babysitter after all. Anyways, she had picked the prettiest daisy for her boyfriend, Kyo. Well…He wasn't her boyfriend….yet.
"Kyo-kun! I have a present for you!" Kagura ran to the orange-haired boy with the daisy in hand. Kyo took one look at her and started running for his life.
"No!" He screamed. Kagura was two years older than he was and was a much better runner. She caught up to him easily and tackled him into the ground. "Ow! That hurt, Kagura!"
"Why did you run anyways!" Kagura slapped his arm.
"Because you always hurt me when you chase me!" Kyo shoved her away. Kagura rolled off of him and brushed the dirt off of her sundress. "Ew, now I have cooties!"
"Girls don't have cooties!" Kagura said matter-of-factly.
"Yeah, they do! All girls have cooties!" Kyo brushed the dirt off of his pants. "Gross!"
"I can prove it!" Kagura stood up and pulled Kyo up with her.
"No, you can't! Girls are too stupid!" Kyo stuck his tongue out at her.
"Nuh-uh!" Kagura protested. She poked his arm forcefully.
"Uh-huh!" Kyo screamed louder than she did.
"Nuh-uh!" Kagura shouted louder than before and punched Kyo in the shoulder.
"Uh-huh!" Their voices just got louder and louder.
"Nuh-uh times infinity!" Kagura bonked Kyo on the head, but he refused to silence himself.
"Uh-huh times infinity plus ONE!"
"Nuh-uh times infinity plus TWO!" By this time, their screeches had reached ear-splitting levels, finally catching Shigure's attention. Of course, he'd been flirting with some girls from his high school who had been on a walk in the park.
"Be right back, ladies…" Shigure said slyly. He slipped away from the girls and ran to the two screeching children.
"UH-HUH TIMES INFINITY PLUS THREEEEEEEE!" Kyo shrieked.
"SHUSH!" Shigure kneeled in front of the children. "What's wrong?"
"Kyo said that all girls have cooties but we don't!" Kagura kicked Kyo's leg.
"Ow! Butthead!" Kyo sniffled and rubbed his leg.
"Is that all?" Shigure groaned and rolled his eyes. He should have known better than to take on Kyo and Kagura. "At least I get paid." He thought.
"I can prove that girls don't!" Kagura put her hands on her little hips.
"You don't have to, Kagura-chan. Kyo-chan, girls don't have cooties. Just look at me! I mean, see those girls over there? I…well, nevermind that…you'll learn about that when you're older. Just go back to playing quietly, please. It'd help if you played with Yuki or whoever." Shigure tousled Kyo's hair. Shigure's high school friends "Aww"-ed at the same time. "Yes, racking up the points…" He silently cheered.
"Well, I'm going to anyways!" Kagura yanked Kyo by his shirt and pressed her lips to his. Kyo's eyes shot wide open in pure shock. Shigure nearly fell over laughing. The kiss itself only lasted 5 seconds, but to Kyo, it was an eternity. "See! No cooties!"
"EWWW! GROSS! COOTIES! COOTIES!" Kyo wiped his mouth and spit into the grass.
"I still don't have cooties! I'll show Shigure!" Kagura, who was fuming with anger, took Shigure by the collar and kissed him right on the mouth. Shigure nearly fainted. This definitely wasn't expected. He was in too much shock to push the child away. Finally, Kagura stepped back. Shigure's face resembled a tomato on fire.
"Um…" Shigure fell back on his butt.
"Shigure has a girlllllllllllllffffffffffffffffriend!" The girls who'd been watching the whole scene burst out laughing. "See you later, Mr. and Mrs. Sohma! Don't forget to invite us to any future baby showers!" The girls were literally in hysterics as they kept walking down the park trail.
"What's a baby shower, Shigure?" Kagura asked.
"Nothing. Let's go back to the house." Shigure got up, took Kagura and Kyo by the hand, and left the park to spare himself of anymore lip-locking or embarrassment.
Later, at Shigure's house…
"Oh my gosh…she kissed you!" Ayame spewed his tea all over Hatori, who was trying to light up a cigarette.
"Keep your tea in your mouth…damn, now I have to get another one…" Hatori sighed and tossed the wet cigarette into the trash can across the dining room.
"Well, you shouldn't smoke anyways!" Ayame poured himself some more tea from the kettle on the table.
"Yes, the little dweeb kissed me…in front of the HOTTEST chicks on earth." Shigure ran his hand through his hair and let his head fall forward. His dark bangs covered his face.
"That sucks…" Hatori said after he successfully lit up a smoke.
"'Sucks' doesn't even begin to define it." Shigure groaned. "Excuse me while I knock myself unconscious." Shigure pounded his head against the table multiple times.
"You're killing brain cells." Hatori said, simultaneously blowing out smoke. Shigure continued. "Not that you use your brain all that often…Stop that, it's annoying…" Shigure pounded his head on the table harder.
"Shigure-chan, quit it. You're making me spill my tea!" Ayame clutched his cup tightly with one hand and slapped Shigure on the shoulder with the other.
"He won't listen unless…" Hatori paused to think. . "You're lowering your sperm count." Shigure stopped instantly. "Somehow, I knew that would do the trick…"
AN: I know, that was rather random…and a bit sucky with the OOC-ness…I haven't updated anything in a bit…but I shall! This was just something to get my brain juices flowing. I think I'm going to make other chapters, just with other characters getting their first kisses…Just in case, give me pairings! FEED ME PAIRINGS! If you give me an OC, then give me a name for them and a little bit of physical info. Review without flames!