A/N nope, as much as I'd like to, I don't own Stitch.

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I stand in the street

Stopping cars left and right

Cackling with glee

And evil delight.

(No more caffeine for you)

Running rampant

Through the streets

Stealing coffee and

Coconut treats.

(No more caffeine for you)

Causing chaos

Is what I do

Backing up sewers

And stealing left shoes.

(No more caffeine for you)