Hello! Well, when I finished Anti-Cosmo's song I knew I had to do one for Juandissimo. This is to my own tune, and it is not from AC's musical. It's just a random thing, but I'm sure it gets his point across nicely. :)
JUANDISSIMO: (Sing.) They don't call me "Magnifico" for nothing,
It's obvious, really plain to see,
Wanda should be head-over-heels,
That man beside her should be me!
What does she see in that moron?
How can she love him so,
When I'm offering my love to her?
I'm too sexy to let her go!
That fairy holding her,
That fairy kissing her,
How does he sleep,
When he knows I'm missing her?
That should be me,
Holding her hand.
Why can't Wanda understand,
I'm better than him?
It's plain to see!
Wanda should be in love with me!
How could she break up with me so easily?
It should be harder to let me go!
Look at this body, look at these abs,
Look at my skin's caramel glow!
Who could possibly be drawn away,
From a beauty like this?
I mean, come on, look at me!
Who could possibly resist?
That fairy holding her,
That fairy kissing her,
How does he sleep,
When he knows I'm missing her?
That should be me,
Holding her hand.
Why can't Wanda understand,
I'm better than him?
It's plain to see!
Wanda should be in love with me!
Hair as pink as a sunrise,
Shining like a star,
If I do not win her back,
I'll be permanently scarred...
That fairy holding her,
That fairy kissing her,
How does he sleep,
When he knows I'm missing her?
That should be me,
Holding her hand.
Why can't Wanda understand,
I'm better than him?
It's plain to see!
Wanda should be in love with me!
Wanda should be in love with me!