Espeon804 here! Yeah, that's right! I'm making another random thingy that makes no sense! I see that you guys liked my Pokemon one, so what about dragon ball?
Oh, boy, this might be good...
Prepare for random nonsense!
~Espeon804
The most random yet funny Dragon Ball talk ever!
Goku: *goes into the kitchen* Man... Chi-chi's not here! No chi-chi means no breakfast! No breakfast means no energy! This is bad! *walks to refrigerator* I guess i can make my own meal for a change... now, how does she do it? Uh... *opens fridge, looks through items.* Uh... how does she make a good breakfast? Uh... Oh well! I'll just use everything! *takes out all food from fridge and dumps it on pot.* okay! Let's turn this baby on! *turns on stove*
(meanwhile, in Bulma's house)
Vegeta: WOMAN!
(no reply)
Vegeta: WOMAN!
Bulma: (in distance) WHAT?! Can't you see that i'm a bit busy right now?!
Vegeta: Forget about your earthling looks! I demand breakfast!
Bulma: Just because you're the prince of all Saiyans does not make me your servant! You have no control of me! I must remind you that I'm Human, thank you very much, so how about you make your own food for a change?!
Vegeta: *growls* Fine then! *marches into kitchen, and yanks refrigerator open, door breaks off.* Great, now she's going to annoy me with her blabbering!
Bulma: (walks into kitchen) VEGETA!
Vegeta: Speak of the devil.
Trunks: And to think that mom and dad would be use to this by now...
Bulla: Well, he broke it, so he must fix it. Right dad?
Vegeta: What? You expect me to fix this? I know nothing about it!
Bulla: Then you'll just go hungry. it's not my problem. *walks away with head raised*
Vegeta: ... teenagers.
(back in Goku's house)
BOOM!
Goku: Oh, no! She's gonna kill me! *throws a bucket of water over house* I knew what i was doing! I just put everything in the over and set that to "Broil" Maybe an hour is too long, but still!
(door opens)
Goku: *screams like a girl*
Chi-chi: What the heck did you do?!
Goku: *reveals a pot of fire* Breakfast? Eh-hehe-heh...
Chi-chi: HOW CAN YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?! YOU LET THE HOUSE BURN DOWN! *starts to cry* You probably did this on purpose! He doesn't love me anymore!
Goku: it's not like that!
Gohan: *flies to burned house.* What in the world happened?! DAD!
Goku: Please don't tell Vegeta, he's gonna bother me about it for a month!
*picture flashes*
Goku: *spots Trunks with a camera* HEY!
Trunks: Don't fret over it. My Dad burned his house down too.
Gohan: Now how did he do that?
(earlier in Bulma's house)
Vegeta: How do you fix this stupid thing?!
Bulla: Call the people who maade it. Duh.
Vegeta: Forget it! I know what i'm doing! *bangs of fridge, fridge explodes for no reason*
Bulla: MOOOOOM!
Vegeta: Curse this earth and it's stupid earthling devices! How can a lousy fridge explode?!
*House burst in flames*
Vegeta: That's not even possible!
(present)
Gohan: it's not as bad as dad's accident.
Goten: This is what happens when mom doesn't make it home in time.
Trunks: Can't blame him, he's always hungry like dad.
Pan: Gradpa! What have you done?!
Hercule: *laughs like an idiot*
Bulma: *arrives on car* Just great, it's happening here too?!
Bulla: Did they ever go to school?
Ci-chi: Goku was pulled out of a forest, what do you expect?
Vegeta: Kakarot, you fool! You burned yours down too?!
Pan: Well, they can live on our house until there's gets fixed.
Vegeta: *teleports to pan's house and blows it up, and comes back* It's on fire too.
Videl: WHAT?!
Gohan: VEGETA!
Piccolo: *arrives from nowhere* Looks like everyone's telling campfire stories i see. Sitting around the fire. Marshmellows?
Gohan: wait, i thought you was in hell!
Piccolo: Well, uh... they broke out again.
Everyone: WHAT?!
17: *flies around, destroying everything*
Krillin: I thought he was dead!
Goten: *looks at krillin* I thought he killed you.
Krillin: Shenron brought me back!
Gohan: Shouldn't dad be with Shenron?
Goku: There was no tasty food there... but now he's after me.
Vegeta: YOU IMBECILE!
Pan: See? This is what happens when Grandpa becomes a kid again! even i can think better than him!
Trunks: I hope he ate already.
Majinbuu: Not good.
17: DIE! *fires beams everywhere.*
18: Not again!
Marron: Why does my uncle have to be a lunatic?
Vegeta: *destroys 17 with ki blast* There. Pest has been controlled.
Bulma: Rude.
Master Roshi: *tries to hit on Bulma*
Vegeta: *knocks Roshi out* Stupid man.
*Sky becomes dark*
Krillin: Not good, he's here!
Yamcha: *flies to group* We better get out of here!
*dragon appears*
Goku: hey! You're not shenron.
Rayquza: ... oops, wrong domain. *goes away*
Trunks: Some close call huh? Who was that thing anyway?
*sky grows dark again*
Everyone: He's here!
*people from hell fall from the sky*
Pan: Not again!
Nappa: VEGETAAAAAA! *tries to attack vegeta*
Bulma: How many foes are up there?!
Vegeta: IT'S OVER 9000!
Broly: Ka-kakarot!
Goku: He shouldn't be here!
Nappa: AHHH! *attacks Bulma instead*
Vegeta: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BULMA! *goes Super Saiyan and destroys Nappa with the same attack he killed him with years ago*
*Moon appears in sky*
Pan: That's not right! it's morning!
Goten: Gohan! Your tail grew back!
Gohan: But i thought they removed it for good!
Vegeta: Don't look up in the sky you fool!
Piccolo: I thought i blew that pesky thing up a long time ago!
Trunks: This is Shenron's doing!
Dodoria:: Hey stupid! Look up here!
*Goku and Gohan look up.*
Vegeta: Now you've done it fools!
Bulla: We're going to die!
Hercule: I'm outta here! *runs away*
Videl: Dad! Come back here and help us!
*Gohan and Goku become giant apes*
Everyone: *screams*
Dende: We have to cut of their tails!
Piccolo: better yet, let's destroy the moon!
Shenron: *appears* NO one touches the moon! *destroys piccolo.*
Goten: Not Piccolo!
Shenron: GOKU! How dare you escape!
Great ape Goku: *roars*
Shenron: What happened to them?
Vegeta: You shouldn't worry about them. Worry about me instead! I'll show you why you should fear a Saiyan! *attempts to attack Shenron*
*Shenron's eyes glow, Vegeta disappears*
Bulla: Dad!
Trunks: *glares at dragon* Where have you placed my father?!
(meanwhile)
Vegeta: *stands in a fluffy pink field* Where the heck am i?
*Fluffy cute creatures appear*
Vegeta: What the-?
Creature: HI!
Vegeta: That dragon sent me here?! I have no time to fool around with children's play! *Tries to walk away, creatures follow* Go bother someone else. I am not interested in your little friendships lessons or number counting!
Creature: play with us! let's have fun!
Vegeta: If you don't leave me alone, all you'll be playing with is my fist in your face! Then i'll be the only one having fun beating you to a pulp!
Creatures: ... *explodes into thousands of worms*
Vegeta: Disgusting! *backs away quickly, worms follow* Stop following me! *sprints away, worms still follow* THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SINCE! WORMS CANNOT BE EXPOSED IN THE SUNLIGHT! GET AWAY FROM ME!
(back to everyone else)
Trunks: You sent my father... and he is afraid of worms...
Gotan: And i thought my father's fear of needles was childish...
Shenron: If all of you wish to live, then have your Goku come with me.
Bulla: We would, but he turned into a giant monkey!
Goten: And what about my brother?!
Shenron: No one destroys the moon. It will be needed for the future.
Trunks: So that we can have rampaging ape's every month?! I don't think so!
*shenron's eyes glow red*
*Trunks catches on fire, then runs around screaming*
Bulma: He's... impossible! How can we convince him that this was probably an accident?
*explosion*
Bulma: WHAAAAH!
Great apes fire beams everywhere.
Chi-chi: *sobbing* First he turns into a kid, now my husband is a giant monkey! Not just him, but my boy too! How worse could this possible get?!
Great ape Goku: *picks up chi-chi, roars on her face*
Chi-Chi: Goku! You put me down right now! You hear me! Put me down!
Bulma: It won't work! When he adopts that form, he losses all his reasoning! So does Gohan!
Chi-chi: *takes out giant needle* Oh really? *aims it a Goku* It's time for you shots!
Great Ape Goku: *screams and releases his wife, then runs away.*
Chi-chi: You come back here!
Yamcha: Okay, now all we have to do is cut off Gohan's tail right? that shouldn't be too hard!
Broly: Kakarot!
Goten: I'm starting to get tired of this guy. Hopefully he won't look at the moon.
Broly: *looks at moon, turns into Great Ape*
Bulma: You idiot! Your big mouth will get us killed!
*huge beam vaporizes Broly*
Everyone: Huh?
Piccolo: Looks like i'm on guard duty.
Goten: But Shenron...
Piccolo: I'm already dead, remember?
Raditz: *shows around* Where is Kakarot?! his time, i'll make sure he stays dead!
Bulma: You never killed him. he sacrificed his life so that the both of you can die, remember?
Raditz: I don't care, i just want him dead and- *spots Gohan Great ape* WHAT IS THAT?!
Piccolo: Your nephew turned into an Oozaru. I think he wants to crush you.
Raditz: two can play in that game! *looks at moon*
Great Ape Gohan: *Vaporizes Raditz with beam*
Piccolo: Serves him right. *shoots beam at Gohan's tail, Gohan becomes normal again*
Pan: Ew! My Papa's naked! Somebody put some clothes on him!
Piccolo: *Fires magic beam on Gohan. Clothes appears, worn on him.* Done.
Trunks: What about Goku?
Shenron: *eyes glow, Goku comes back in normal form.*
Goku: uh... what happened.
Pan: Why even bother asking that question. *snaps* YOU TURNED INTO A GIANT GORILLA AND STARTED DESTROYING EVERYTHING!
Goku: Sorry Pan. I just can't control myself in that form.
Bulma: Lucky for us he still has his tail. We'll be even more lucky if he looks at the moon again.
Goku: Really?!
Bulma: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
Goku: Uh... where's Vegeta?
Shenron: 8eyes glow, Vegeta returns*
Vegeta: Get away from me you slimy disgusting thing! *runs into Bulma*
Bulma: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!
Vegeta: Wait... i'm back here?! *gets punched by Bulma, has no effect* WHY, YOU!
Yamcha: Don't fret over it Bulma. Shenron just brought him back from a place full of worms.
Krillin: The Prince of all Saiyans, and he's afraid of worms.
Vegeta: *face turns red* Shut your insolent mouth! Or I'll blow it up!
Bulla: I don't want to know what he went through... but HELLO?! *startles everyone* Dad! haven't you forgotten that our house is STILL on fire?!
Vegeta: Book us up in a hotel.
Bulma: EW! Are you insane?! Other people who probably has no hygiene uses those rooms too! there is No way i'm going in there!
Vegeta: Earthling woman...
Trunks: Mom... that might be the only option we have right now.
Bulla: There better not be anything disgusting in there...
Goku: Uh.. well then... maybe i can fix the houses?
Shenron: I'll take care of that. *eyes glow again, houses are normal again.* Now Goku... you come with me.
Goku: No way! *everyone gets scared* I mean... I would love to, but the food there is terrible!
Shenron: Don't question me!
Goku: That wasn't a question.
Shenron: You try my patients!
Goku: Sorry to make you wait.
Shenron: *snatches Goku and flies away.*
Everyone: ...
Trunks: Now what?
Vegeta: We go home.
Bulla: You still have a fridge to fix.
Vegeta: Do you think I know that?!
A/N: So, how do you think. Surprised huh? I love to watch Dragon ball as well. More stories will be here soon!