Random drabble caused by brain storming for my multi-chapter Twi-fic. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: No I don't own Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn or any of their characters/places/storylines/etc. but I love living in their world.
Beta'd by Mirajane Scarlet please visit her FF page
Operation Ambush
Water guns? Check. Water guns filled with pink hair dye? Check. Jasper and Edward poised to follow his lead for once? Check. Perfect revenge on WolfBoy? Check. He grins as foot falls alert him.
"HIDE! Remember phasers set to stun!" he mouths, deftly aiming for where the target's face will be in three, two, one!
"Decontamination procedures are live! Shoot anything that moves!" He yells, firing a water fall of pink hell. Screeching startles him, horror creeps into his eyes.
"EMMETT MCCARTHYCULLEN!" she shrieks her perfect blonde hair horribly stained.
"FALL BACK!" he yells, running for his second life.