Gundam Teenyboppers
"After months of searching, we have finally found the headquarters of a controversial organization known only as the Gundam Teenyboppers. This phenomenon began about ten years ago with the rise of boy bands, and has continued into the bishounen anime of today. This particular organization, led by one Relena Peacecraft, has become known for its wild demonstrations and bogus charity activities. It looks like Relena is coming out of the building now, perhaps we can have a word with her."
Reporters jostle each other aside to have a word with Relena.
"Ms. Peacecraft, over here! We would like to ask you what the goal of this entire organization is!"
Relena glomps the reporter in glee.
"Finally, someone wants to know what I've been striving for for years! The organization of Gundam Teenyboppers is dedicated to the complete adoration of all the Gundam pilots, especially my soon-to-be-husband, Heero Yuy!"
"You're getting married, Ms. Peacecraft?"
"Well, the announcement isn't official yet, but I'm sure that Heero will be very pleased to be the husband of such an outstanding citizen as myself. My brother Milliardo is taking care of the arrangements himself."
Zechs stands in the background, holding a cattle prod and grinning evilly.
Reporter gulps, stepping as far away from Zechs as possible.
"That's… that's wonderful, Ms. Peacecraft. But the controversy surrounding your organization has only grown lately, especially considering the recent Gundam-burning that took place a month ago…"
"The Gundams are no longer needed. Pacifism is the only way to live, and the Gundams would only distract Heero from our impending marriage."
A commotion to the side draws attention away from Relena to a boy with a long braid wearing priest clothes.
"HEERO'S MINE, RELENA! YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!"
He is dragged away, kicking and screaming.
"Pay no attention to him. He's been diagnosed as mentally insane."
The reporter is becoming increasingly worried by now.
"Umm… well, I don't mean to offend you, but…"
"Can we wrap up this interview now? I have to get going, I have a rally to attend and a husband to marry… I'd be happy to come by your studio later!"
"No, no, Ms. Peacecraft, that's perfectly all right. I believe we have enough information to air on tonight's news… and I don't want to trouble you any further. Perhaps I'll come by later and we can continue the interview then."
Reporter has no intention of coming back.
But reporter hopes he sounds convincing.
"That would be wonderful! Well now, I must get going."
A large line of pink cars drive up to take all of the teenyboppers to their rally.
Teenyboppers march off, singing their theme song.
"We love you Heero, oh yes we do… We love you Heero, you know it's true… When you're not near us, we're blue… Oh Heero, we love you!"
A large explosion is heard throughout the city and Relena screams.
"DAMMIT, he didn't self-destruct AGAIN, did he?! Milliardo!"
"I'll go right away, Relena."
Women melt at the sound of Zechs' voice.
Zechs rolls his eyes and walks off with the cattle prod in hand.
Relena and the teenyboppers get into the pink cars and drive away.
Reporter clears his throat and glances at the camera.
"Well, that was more than enough insight on one of the most feared organizations of our time, the Gundam Teenyboppers. We'll keep you updated on…"
"Doesn't that reporter look just like Trowa? He's so cute! Let's glomp him until we can't glomp him anymore!"
"This is Channel Three, signing off!"
Reporter drops microphone and runs.