An Annoying Fanfic that will Drive You Nuts!

By: Mysticdog100

A/N: This is the 'sequel' (almost) to my other fanfic, A Typical Annoy-the-Fellowship Type Fanfic. To understand this story's beginning, please read at least the last two chapters of the above-mentioned story! Thanks!

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Chapter 1: In Inu's World!

"Will you bear my child?" asked Miroku hopefully. Kalena just blinked. Casey turned red. I stifled a giggle. Kyra bopped him on the head with the handle of one of her throwing knives and yelled, "you perv!" outraged. I just couldn't take it anymore.

I burst out laughing like an idiot. They all stared at me. "What?" I asked, after finally getting myself to stop laughing. They just shook their heads.

"You have not answered my question yet. Will you bear my child?" asked Miroku after he got up from being knocked out. We all gave him various answers that all meant no, but I decided to do something else. I said, "maybe, but I will have to consider it." Sango looked a tad jealous. I shrugged.

"Well, what are you doing here instead of a village?" asked Kalena, who had heard a little bit of Inuyasha from me. I still had not told her they had to collect all of the jewel shards.

"We are on a quest to collect the shards of the Shikon no Tama," replied Kagome cheerily. "Maybe you could help us? I'm sure you demons could be a great help!" We looked at each other.

"We're demons?" I cried excitedly.

"Yes, of course you are, idiots," replied Inuyasha.

"COOOOOOL!" I shrieked loudly.

"D***it, b****! Shut the H*** up! (Maybe I should make it PG13?)" yelled Inuyasha bad temperedly.

"Ooooh! Bad boy! Using such language! Shame, shame!" said Kalena, doing that finger stroke that 'symbolizes' shame.

"Geez! Calm down, willya!?"

"No need to overreact, though, really."

"But you do shriek pretty loudly, Amanda."

"Well, that much is granted, but I want to go to Kagome's to see myself in the mirror!" I cried.

"Can't you just go and look into the river or something?" commented Casey dryly.

"Oh, yeah…"

"Yes, Amanda. Thank you for realizing the obvious!"

"Well, I can hear pretty well compared to even Elven hearing."

"True."

"So, are you gonna help us or not?" growled Inuyasha impatiently.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. We'll help."

"Great! So, let's go to the village, because I don't sense any jewel shards yet," said Kagome cheerily.

"Ok!" Kalena agreed.

"Hmmm. Demons can fly, right? So, let's check it out!" I cried enthusiastically. I sprung into the air, willing myself to fly. I jumped up really high, but no flight. I came crashing down to Earth but managed to keep from landing flat on my face. I got off worse. I landed on Kagome.

"Owwww! Maybe demons don't hurt as much or heal faster, but they still hurt enough for me!" I winced as the bump on my head healed almost immediately. Then, I said, "Hey, Kyra. Did you notice you have wings?" I looked at her quizzically. She looked at her back.

"Aaah! That is freaky!" she screamed. "And, look! I have claws, too! We all do!"

"Coolies! I have always wanted claws! They are sooo cool!" I swiped through a tree. It fell. And landed on Inuyasha. I winced. "Sorry about that!" but sniggered. He glared. (I have gone into simple sentence mode.)

"What the H*** did you do that for, wen**!" he cried angrily. (I'm not sure if that is appropriate, so I blanked out the letters.)

"Well, don't blame me for everything, like you do yourself!" I said in reply.

"What was THAT supposed to mean!?" he cried heatedly.

"Nothing." I looked away, contemplating whether or not I'd said too much, since I didn't know where this was in the series. I would always look at Inuyasha and think to myself, Gosh! Why can't he just get a CLUE and GET OVER IT! (Kikyo's death, if anyone's wondering.) I mean, all he has to do is admit that he loves Kagome and they'll both live happily ever after, forgetting Kikyo! I mean, she wants to take him to H*** for goodness' sake! And he feels GUILTY about causing her DEATH!?? He is one twisted sister…brother…umm…yeah.

"We had better get going to the village, guys. It's getting dark, and tomorrow, I have to go to school and take my math test," Kagome said.

"School? Can we come? We haven't been to school in at least two to three months!" cried Casey.

"Sure! You go to school?" asked Kagome.

"Never mind that. Thanks for letting us come!" I said hurriedly.

"OH! Great! Now I'm left all alone, huh? Well, fine!" Inuyasha said furiously.

"Well, we're here too!" said Sango.

"He doesn't like it when Kagome goes to her world. He misses her! Isn't that cute?" whispered Sango, explaining Inuyasha's sudden tantrum. We nodded. Inuyasha probably heard it, but paid no heed. He stalked off; presumably to that Goshinboku (sp?) tree…He had been pinned there by Kikyo's arrow for 50 years and only recently come free.

Shippo said, "Well, he's always like that. Can you please bring back more sweets!? And cookies? I love cookies!" Kagome smiled at Shippo and nodded her head. We stopped at the mouth of the well and jumped in.

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So, what did you think? I'm not too sure about Shippo's character, so don't flame me for it.

I doubt that Lady Laswen or Celeste are reading this, but if you are, please review on how you liked it!

Curufin!

Mysticdog100…