My diary and Life

well as you know my name is:

Naruto uzumaki, I am 17 years old awesome dude, I live alone, my parents died when I was 2, but let's not talk about that! ok I hate what all other girls love, the thing named Sasuke Uchiha or to me named Teme, I have never really seen why... or understood the guy, he act as if he owns me or something.

anyway.. well me and my bestfriend Kiba goes around and do pranks all the time!

maybe we overdid it this time...

I know when I have done something wrong... but it wasn't so... wrong this time.. ehehehe..

''NARUTO! you dyed Kakashi's hair green, you and Kiba almost burned down yamanaka's Kitchen and you...!'' iruka's face looks like it will explode any minute now... well Kakashi said that It was no one had ever suprised him... I was nice here!

and ino's house, well me and kiba was tired of all her 'sasuke this, sasuke that' we wanted food, so we got to the kitchen to make something... and burned the kitchen instead...

''heyhey Sensei! It's not the worst I have done!'' I said with a big smile.

''not you're worst!..naruto... you got detension for 3 weeks, and you and Kiba will rebould yamanaka kitchen! ''

oohh... nooooooo... next time we should run out of the village..

I looked over to kiba, he give me the 'crap-naruto-we-should-run-away-from-this-shit' look..

well kiba seemed to think the same thing than.. we can do that next time...

''and don't think you two can run away again! now sit down'' and we did... no escape... this is the end...

''dobe..''

I wonder if I got any ramen left home...

should be good today.. what flavor... what ramen.. Shōyu or Miso

''dobe!' the beautiful voice tried again.

but naruto is still thinking hard... this is not easy.. hmmm.. Miso or Shōyu

''earth to naruto!'' Sasuke begain to get irritated

I looked up...blinked and then.. oh i know! ''I use them both!'' oh... crap... I did this again... I forgot I was in class...

everyone is laughing like there is no tomorrow.. I can feel my cheeks turning red, but the same time a cold aura over my shoulder... ''who are you planing to use naruto.?'' Sasuke said with a cold skillful voice.. this is not good... Sasuke looked almost like a ghost in a horror movie... if look could kill.. I would have my bodyparts all over school now.. gulp...

''no.. eh.. it's not w..hat you think!'' my panic is slowely getting there..

before I got to say anything...

''Naruto you will be cleaning for the rest of the week in this classroom'' angry Iruka...

why can I never shut up...