[Note: I do not own Twisted Metal, nor do I own MacArthurs park (one of the dumbest songs in the world) This is just something that happends when I got bored and started to sing while playing TM:B]

"Midtown Park"

By I. M. Nsayn

Life wasn't mean to be long for us, boys

It falls one year behind every stupid contest

Released from cages and were stressed

in murderous killing plans, like Martha Stewart

Midtown Park is burning in the dark

All the buildings crumbling and falling down

Someone let Sweet Tooth into his truck

I dont think that we can last it

Cause those missiles are getting faster

And Ill never see the sunrise again!

Oh, no-o-o-o!

I recall his burnt white face

Sitting like a king, on a throne around bones

The ice cream jingle, like a tune of death, fills the air

And the demon man coming out of nowhere

Midtown Park is burning in the dark

All the buildings crumbling and falling down

Someone let Sweet Tooth into his truck

I dont think that we can last it

Cause those missiles are getting faster

And Ill never see the sunrise again!

Oh, no-o-o-o!

There will be another contest for me, so I will join it!

There would be another wish, Calypso'll grant it!

I will rule this world and never let you catch me firing at your son.

And after all the lives I've ended

And after all the lives ruined by my life, I'll be #1

I will take your life into my truck and I will use it.

I will make it Flavor of the Day and I will love it.

I will have the things that I desire

And my revenge carried out by that freak Calypso

And after all the lives I've ended!

Oh, after all the lives we've ended! We still continue!

Just shut up and die.

Midtown Park is burning in the dark

All the buildings crumbling and falling down

Someone let Sweet Tooth into his truck

I dont think that we can last it

Cause those missiles are getting faster

And Ill never see the sunrise again!

Oh, no-o-o-o!