Well here we are, the first chapter of my new fic. Hope you all like it, and also, I set myself a challenge to fit the some derivation of the word 'fuck' in every one of Hidan's parts.

Peace out.

~x~

Deidara took a step back, looking up with wide, panicked eyes. "Please, leave me alone, un!" He begged, back hitting the wall. The shadowed men in black suits smirked down at him, the tallest of the group reaching down.

"Come on brat, don't make this harder. We wouldn't want to hurt you."

"So shut the fuck up and come with us before we knock you the fuck out."

"No!" Deidara tried to dart to the side, but a thick arm wrapped around his waist. "Let me go, un! Help!" He yelled, wriggling. Another arm wrapped around him, clamping around his neck and effectively stopping his screams.

"Look brat, we tried to make this simple for you, but if you want to do this the hard way, then we will."

"Please!" He chocked out. "I haven't done anything, un!"

"So fucking what?" The other one sighed. "We don't fucking care, we just got told to fucking bring you in." Deidara thrashed about as they began moving towards the large, black jeep humming smoothly at the end of the alley. The teenager cried out in pain as he was thrown mercilessly into the back seat of the car, landing awkwardly with most of his weight on his hand. The two men climbed into the front seats and locked the doors before Deidara could look up with watery eyes, clutching his hand.

"Where are you taking me, un?" Deidara asked, voice shaking slightly. The largest man looked round, seeing the odd angle two of his fingers were at.

"Oh Christ, his fingers have gone." He informed the driver, talking as if Deidara wasn't there.

"Fucking sort it, before the whiny bitch starts crying." The man nodded, reaching out, but Deidara took a shuddering breath of fear, backing away.

"Look, kid, I can fix it." Deidara's eyes were wide with fear. The 14 year old had always been told horror stories by his friends of kids getting kidnapped, but he had assumed it was just talk. "Just come here." The blonde shook his head, pressing further back into the door. A phone began dinging, making the man turn back and reach to the car phone.

"Hi boss."

"Kisame, Hidan, were you successful?" A deep, slightly hoarse voice said.

"Yeah, but the brat fucked his fingers up in the process."

"Kisame, fix them."

"I would if he'd let me get anywhere near him." The one apparently called Kisame sighed.

"Then pull over and sort it." The one Deidara assumed to be Hidan obeyed, pulling the car over and shutting off the engine. Kisame turned round again.

"Give me your hand." He instructed. Deidara held it to himself, biting his lip in an effort not to cry or panic. Hidan turned grabbing the hand violently. Deidara yelped in pain, trying to pull back but failing miserably. Kisame took one of the fingers, snapping it back into place quickly. Deidara let out a pained sob. Kisame looked at him apologetically before taking care of the other one. Hidan released him, letting him shrink back and curl up, terrified even more. Hidan restarted the car, driving down the side roads to motorway and out of the city.

"Done." Kisame said, nodding, even though he was talking to a phone.

"Good. The change over will be made in the usual place. Itachi will be meeting you. You will transfer to chauffeuring his car, while his chauffeurs will change to your car."

"Yes sir." They said at once.

"I suggest you get something to eat. You will not have a chance to stop once the change over is completed. We will talk again when the change over is complete." The line went dead, and Kisame pressed the button to turn the phone off. Deidara was silently crying in the back seat. He had to get out of there.

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Kisame glanced into the back seat, watching the sleeping teen for a second. "I feel sorry for him." He commented to Hidan.

"Yeah, fucking brat didn't stand a chance."

"What do you think Pein wants with him?"

"Probably some fucking ransom deal."

"To who? I don't recognise him."

"How the fuck should I know?" Kisame sighed, leaning forwards and taking a small black device out of the glove compartment. "Sure you can do it without fucking waking him up?"

"I know I can." Kisame smirked, twisting round. He slowly reached out, pausing before slipping it into the pocket of the boy's trousers. "Done." He sat back round, watching the cars speed past, each one unaware of the kidnapped boy asleep just a few cars away.

"I don't think Pein will fucking kill him." Hidan said after a second, shaking his head.

"Looks a lot like Konan's kid doesn't he?"

"That's why I fucking said it dickhead."

"Almost makes you feel bad for doing this doesn't it?" Hidan snorted.

"No fucking chance. I feel sorry he was our fucking target, but I don't feel sorry for obeying fucking orders." Kisame chuckled, looking out of the window.

"I still want to know who he is."

"Ask him when he finally fucking wakes up." Kisame nodded, opening his mobile phone to glance at the now green screen. It had what looked like a grid on it, and two flashing dots. At least he knew the tracker was working.

The first round of votes is about to begin, so hold on people! This time round you can choose some basic aim for the plot before we get into the meat and potato's of this.

1) Two groups are after little Dei, in order to ransom him! Que Orochimaru, lol!

2) Chase across the country! They never stop as the police are right behind them!

3) Dei gets taken to the kidnappers HQ! He finds a family as his was shite! (Awww)

I can mix and match them if need be.