Gundam Teenyboppers II: Revenge of Dorothy

Reporter slumps down in alley to rest after a hard day's work, hoping he has escaped the menace of being chased by Gundam teenyboppers because he looks like Trowa.

Unfortunately, hope is dead these days.

Reporter is about to be glomped to death when a tank-like yellow car drives up and runs over the two avid teenyboppers. A girl with strange forked eyebrows steps out of the car.

"I have saved your life. You must now help me destroy Relena Peacecraft and the Gundam Teenyboppers!"

Evil laugh.

"Oh, I will! I want nothing more than to destroy Relena and her minions! They were going to glomp me!"

Reporter gets in car with Eyebrow Girl and they proceed to the rally.

Heero is shrieking like a girl on the rally stage as Zechs pokes him with the cattle prod.

"AAAAIIIIEEE!"

"Dammit, Heero, hold still! The only way I get off the hook with Relena for trying to destroy Earth is to get you to marry her, and the only way that's going to happen is if you're unconscious!"

Heero continues to shriek and dodge the cattle prod.

"You're damn straight that's the only way I'd marry her! And that's why I'm not letting you get near me with that thing!"

Heero runs circles around the stage while Relena steps up to give a speech.

Reporter is anxious.

"What shall we do now, oh Evil Girl of the Forked Eyebrows?"

"My name is Dorothy. We will wait. My plan will go into action soon."

Reporter shrugs and sits back to watch the show.

Relena steps up to the podium and starts her speech. Heero and Zechs are still chasing each other in the background.

"I am Relena Peacecraft, esteemed head of the organization of Gundam Teenyboppers!"

Cheers.

"Today you will all witness my marriage to Heero Yuy, which will then be recorded in Gundam Teenybopper history as a milestone for all Gundam Teenyboppers everywhere!"

Altron appears out of nowhere and roasts Relena with its dragon fangs. Dorothy laughs maniacally as Relena falls to the ground.

Reporter stares in glee.

Heero and Zechs shriek for joy.

"We're free, we're free, she's dead, it's great! Woohoo!"

Noin comes onstage and grabs Zechs' arm.

"It's about time! I thought we were never going to be rid of her. I think it's time for a celebration."

Zechs has visions of handcuffs and whipped cream as he is dragged away.

Meanwhile, Duo has escaped and is attacking all the teenyboppers with the cattle prod.

"Hehe! Take that, teenyboppers!"

Wufei steps out of his Gundam and announces to the crowd that he doesn't approve of Relena Peacecraft.

"I don't approve of Relena Peacecraft!"

Duh.

"Justice!"

Reporter joins cry of justice.

"Justice!"

Duh.

Dorothy laughs again and gets back in her banana boat.

"Finally, I got rid of her! Now I can officially disband the Gundam Teenyboppers and start my own organization for Zechs and Treize!"

Reporter sweatdrops and faints.