Animal Crossing - Nook Gets Nailed
Everglade Town:
Acre A-1: Post Office
Acre A-2: River
Acre A-3: Train Station
Acre A-4: Dump
Acre A-5: Nookway
Acre B-1: Tutu
Acre B-2: Pecan, Bridge Across River
Acre B-3: Abby, Rover and Jeremy (and the Burned Down House)
Acre B-4: Empty
Acre B-5: Chevre
Acre C-1: Ledge, Path Down from Ledge
Acre C-2: Lobo, River, Ledge, Waterfall
Acre C-3: Static, Ledge, Old Abandoned Mine Entrance
Acre C-4: Ledge, Path Down from Ledge, Elbow Bend in Ledge
Acre C-5: Pate and Rex
Acre D-1: Leigh
Acre D-2: The Pond, River
Acre D-3: Scoot, River
Acre D-4: Monique and Axel, Elbow Bend in Ledge
Acre D-5: Velma, Ledge
Acre E-1: Police Station
Acre E-2: Elbow Bend in River
Acre E-3: Punchy, Bridge Across River
Acre E-4: Museum
Acre E-5: Wishing Well
Acre F-1: Rio, Beach
Acre F-2: Bridge Across River, Beach
Acre F-3: Tailor, Beach
Acre F-4: Aurora, Beach
Acre F-5: Dock, Beach
NOTE: All Characters Except the humans (residents in Acre B-3) and the animal called Cody (first appears in chapter 6) are owned by Nintendo. Also, there may be spelling/grammar errors in the story, (double periods, spelling errors, etc.) please try to ignore them, I will try to fix them whenever I can if I notice them myself.
Welcome to Nook Gets Nailed, Anniversary Edition! I have decided to write the because it has been two years since I started writing this story. Now I know two isn't a very significant number, like 10, 50 or 100, but who wants to wait that long? In this edition there will be a short commentary after every chapter, and it is recommended that you do not read them if you are reading this story for the first time as they may contain spoilers. (You will be able to tell it apart from the story because it is in italics) Thank You.
Chapter 1
Nook Stinks
It was November, and the town of Everglade was doing well. Jeremy was coming to Nookway. He needed some new furniture for his house. He went inside.
"Greetings, customer," said Tom Nook, the shopkeeper. "Feel free to browse around."
"Thanks, I need some furniture." Jeremy walked over to a ranch couch. "How much is this?" He asked.
"15,500 bells," Nook answered.
"What?! I can't buy that! All I've got on me is 12,659 Bells!"
"Look, you jerk, if you're not going to buy it then why'd you come here in the first place?!"
"I came because I thought I could get some good furniture for under 10,000 bells!"
"If you don't like my prices then why don't you shop elsewhere?"
"Fine, I'll go over to Crazy Redd's Market!"
"Oh, an insult, yes?! I'll never let you buy anything here again!"
"That doesn't matter! I don't care if I can't shop here! You stink, Nook!"
"THAT'S IT! GET OUT! NOOOOWW!"
"Fine, I'll hit you with my net if I ever see you again!"
"And where did you get that net?"
"I made it myself because your prices were too high!"
"GEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OOOOOOOOUUUUUUT!"
Jeremy left Nookway. "Nook is such a bonehead." he muttered under his breath.
"Jeremy! Can you come back here?" he heard Nook call.
"Why should I?" Jeremy asked.
"I just thought of a comeback to what you said a minute ago," he answered.
"I don't want to hear it!" he ran out of Nook's acre.
Redd. who owned the Black Market, had prices weren't very good, but Nook, the town shopkeeper, had prices that would bug the eyes of aristocrats.
'There's no shop in town that has reasonable prices. Maybe I should start my own store. No wait! I can make a club to get back at Nook! And maybe call it The Nook Bashers Club or something like that!"
Jeremy was really liking his idea. He decided to make the club called 'Nook Stinks Club' and also
to make the club banner and the club uniform (Which he referred to as the Nookiform) at Able
Sisters, the tailor shop. Both would say 'Nook Stinks' in big bold letters.
He found he was already in acre E-4. He sped up and saw the Able Sisters tailor shop.
When he got inside, Mable greeted him and he asked if he could make 2 patterns. "OK, that'll be 700 bells." Mable replied.
He worked on the two patterns for about an hour. He left Able Sisters. He ran back up to his home acre. After arriving back home, he got out two signboards and erected one in front of his house. He posted the Nook Stinks pattern on it, and then he went to acre A-5 and erected another signboard saying 'Nook Stinks' right in front of Nookway.
Nook looked out the window. "GET OFF MY PROPERTY, JEREMEATBAG!" he screamed.
Jeremy looked up. "I was just putting a poster here."
"What?!"
Jeremy pulled out his ax. "Just leave me alone, Nookhole!"
"Oh, calling me names, yes? Why don't you just shove it, no?"
"Hehehe, if only you knew what I put on the sign."
"WHAAAAAAT?!" Nook was bewildered.
Jeremy ran away. Nook left his store to inspect the sign, "NOOK STINKS?! I DON'T STINK! WHO PUT THIS HERE?!"
Nook chopped the signboard down with an ax from stock pile. "Oops, I broke the ax."
Nook went back in Nookway, and reached for a 'NEW LOW PRICE', sign, but then saw all of the store's furniture was gone. Even the cashier's desk.
Back over in acre B-3, Jeremy was pinning something on to the notice board. It said, "Nook Stinks Club. If you hate Nook, join us! That way you can get back at Nook with a bunch of other Nook-haters! If you want to join, mail me and I'll send you your very own Nookiform that says Nook Stinks! ~Jeremy~"
Rover, Jeremy's neighbor, walked out of his house. "Hey, Jeremy the fiendly, what you doin'?"
"I'm starting the Nook Stinks Club!"
"What's the rules?"
"Number one: Hate Nook. Number two: No undercover agents for Nook. Number three: Please wear the club uniform when attending meetings."
"That's it?"
"There's more to it, you can read the rest of the rules in the club notebook if you want."
"Oh well, I'm goin' to catch some lunch by the river. Wanna come?"
"Ugh, no."
"Bye then."
Rover pulled his butterfly net out and ran to acre B-2. Jeremy watched as he swung his net around at bugs. It was his way of getting food. It was weird, but Rover himself was very weird. His house had the lovely furniture set and thirty-six Gyroids making stupid noises.
The next day, Jeremy walked outside. He opened his mailbox and there were several letters asking about joining the Nook Stinks Club, along with some hate mail from Nook and the usual HRA letter. He threw away Nook's letter and the HRA letter, then opened the other letters and read them. Then he put on his to-do list to write back to Rex, Static, Lobo, Rio and Scoot.
Jeremy went over to the tailor shop to get five Nookiforms made. After that he would take some paper and write back to the animals asking to join.
After he mailed the last letter along with the Nookiform he back to his house. There was nothing much in his house, most of the furniture he got was from other animals. He sat down and listened to K.K. live on the radio.
Rover knocked on the door. Jeremy went and opened it. "Hi Jeremy. Wanna go picnic?" Rover didn't want to go alone.
"No, thanks." Jeremy refused.
"Why not? I've got plenty of delicious bugs with me."
"I don't like bugs."
"Yes you do. Everyone likes Bug Paste Omelets with cockroach on top!"
"Not me, can you ask someone else?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"I only know where you live cause you have the Nook Stinks sign by your house."
"Go away!"
"But I want you to-" He was cut of as Jeremy slammed the door.
"Dang it! I wanted to go picnic! Maybe I'll join Nook Stinks Club and Jeremy'll have to picnic with me!"
Rover got out his custom "The Rovster Rocks!" paper and wrote to Jeremy. "Heh heh, Jeremy will have to picnic with me if I'm part of the Nook Stinks Club. He'll have to accept me if I use words like 'awesome' and 'Nook stinks' and 'Rover' over and over again in my letter!" He said as he began to write.
Rover had just sealed the letter that said, "hey jermy i want to joyn nook stinks cuz nook stinks is awsum and so rover if u dont let me in the club I want be able to picknick. so awsum jermy can I joyn the awsum nook stinks and rover nook up? awsumly urs rover" and went to go mail it.
Originally this story was going to be a joke story between me and my brother that we would never share with anyone, that's why the first chapter is a lot more lighthearted than the others. But at the beginning of chapter two, my brother commented that I was getting really good at writing and should share this story sometime.