Note: This story is a (belated) birthday present to Sea Apple! Happy birthday!

Chapter One: A Minor Disagreement

Ganondorf, Bowser, King Dedede, Wolf O'Donnel, Wario, and Ridley are sitting at a round table inside the 8th Castle. Feel free to insert a King Arthur joke here.

"So... What do you suggest we do?" Asked Wolf.

"Food." Suggested Dedede. He happens to love his only personality trait.

"Yes..." Replied Ganondorf, in a maniacle tone.

"Wahahaha! What should we get on top?" Wario asked the others, "I vote garlic!"

"No!" Yelled Ridley and Ganondorf in unison.

"I agree with Wario!" Bowser told the others. The rest, except Wario, stared, "What? I'm just going to burn it anyway."

"I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! WE SHALL HAVE A TEAM-DEATHMATCH!" Commanded Ganondorf. They all nodded, "Yes... Wario, Bowser, and Dedede shall fight Ridley, Wolf, and I!"

"Don't I get a say in this?" Asked Wolf and Dedede in unison.

"NO!" Yelled Ridley, "Stupid B-listers..."

Meanwhile, in Smashville...

"What are you talking about?" Tom Nook asked K.K., "Why SHOULDN'T we have a concert tonight? It's not like anything bad will happen-" Tom Nook is then ran over by Wario's bike. A hunting dog came up from the bushes and laughed. Wario ran that over too.

"Hi-ho the witch is dead!" Sang K.K.

Wario got off his bike and the other Smashers came. "Wow. Who here ran over Tom Nook?" Asked Wolf. Wario put up his hand, "WHAT THE HELL?! I MAKE 90,000 BELLS A YEAR FROM HIM!" Wolf yelled as he shot Wario.

"What the hell?!" Wario asked, in anger.

"DIDN'T I JUST TELL YOU?!" Yelled Wolf. Dedede tapped his shoulder.

"I think we should get out of here before shit gets real." Dedede suggested. Wolf sighed, and they both left.

"Little do you fools know... I have a secret weap- OUCH!" Ganon yelled, as he was smacked by Bowser, "What the hell was that for?!"

"This is a fighting game. Do we need a reason?" Bowser commented, "Also, no witty dialogue during the fight- OW!" He roared as Ridley bit him.

"Follow your on rules."

"Thank you, Ridley. Now go, Mewtwo!" Ganondorf commanded as he threw a Pokeball, releasing Mewtwo.

"So that's where he went." Commented Ridley.

"What the- Where am I?!" Mewtwo asked Ganon, telepathically, "Oh my god... Did you...?!"

"Yes. Now, go defeat Wario and Bowser!" Commanded Mewtwo. Mewtwo did nothing, "What's your problem?!" Yelled Ganon.

"You just put me in a Pokeball for what, years?! I'm not helping you!" Mewtwo answered, as he walked to Ganon and slapped him.

One awkward silence later, Wario asked, "What... What was with that?"

"I want to be the very best, like no one ever was..." Whispered Ganondorf in shame.

"WAHAHAHAHA!" Wario laughed.

"Rohahahaha!" Half laughed, half roared Bowser.

Ridley chuckled behind his hand.

"Screw you guys!" Scolded Ganondorf, "I still have 5 more Pokemon with me! Go, Rattata!"

Wario and Bowser laughed, "... Really, man?" Ridley asked his partner.

"I suggest we run." Ganon told Ridley.

"Why?" Asked Ridley.

"Because. I stole it from a child named Yougster Joey." Answered Ganondorf, as the they ran off.

Bowser and Wario stared at each other, as they were hyper beamed to death.

Seconds later, Sonic ran to the ashes of Smashville, "Remember kids, Sonic sez, avoid the top percentage! Also, shorts are comfy and easy to where!" Suggested Sonic, giving you the only piece of advice you will ever need that an obese retired boxer can't give you.