Hello, my name is Ursula-Georgiana Lillian York and I live in Amestris. I have perfectly straight hair that cascades in soft waves to my hips and it starts off as a white at my scalp, and then changes gradually to an icy-blue at the tips. I have fiery orange-red eyes that look like they're on fire and eyelashes that are two centimetres long. Everyone says that I am beautiful, and they are right.

When I was just one year old my mother was killed by a mass-murderer, but I was able to use alchemy to stop him (even though I had never used it before). After that I went to live with my father who taught me alchemy. When I was just three I became an alchemy genius and during that time he was killed by in a car accident. I was so depressed that I tried to bring him and mum back to life at the same time, and I lost both my arms and my legs. The truth was going to take my whole body, but then he/she saw how beautiful I was and let me go. After that I went to get the highest quality auto-mail fitted, so that I still looked absolutely beautiful.

When I was seven I became a state alchemist and was dubbed the 'Glitter Alchemist' because I can make anything into glitter, which I can then put part of my soul in to make glitter monsters. I worked my way to the top after a few years and killed five of the homunculi during that time.

One day when I was 16 I was called into the office by Colonel Mustang and assigned a partner (though I was so advanced I didn't need one) called Edward Elric. He was so dazzled by my beauty that he asked me to marry him right then and there. Even though I didn't know him I felt a deep connection to him through my psychic powers and said yes.

After that we got married and invited Winry and Rose to the wedding but I turned them into glitter. As a present for Edward for our wedding I transmuted Alphonse back his body and turned Scar into glitter. We had a big glitter wedding and lived happily ever after.

But then after we had thirteen beautiful children, I was killed when I was stabbed, ran over by three cars and had five buildings collapse on me. Soon after that everyone I knew committed suicide because they wouldn't be able to see my beautiful glittery face again. And so my children Salene-Trisha Uphine Penelope Indigo Dawn, Daphne-Uda Melanie Belinda, Glitter, Glitter II, Glitter III, Glitter IV, Glitter V, Edward Jn, Edward Jn, Edward Jn, Edward Jn, Edward Jn and Isabella-Demetria Ivy Oceana Tamara were left to the care of Lust and Gluttony.

The (crappy) end!

A/N: Hehe, I was bored...