I keep hearing about how Steve Moffat wants to reveal The Doctor's Name.
Steve I have one thing to say: NO!
And yes we are aware that River Song is your self-insert OC with boobs. Thanks To Alex Kingston for saving the character.
But more importantly: Here is my inoculation against the revelation of The Doctor's Name.
I hope it helps.
His companion was looking at him smugly from across the TARDIS' console. He didn't like it.
"What?"
"Oh, you know." She shrugged infuriatingly, he was over a thousand years old, he should be the one who knew something the other didn't.
"So your name: $^*^%*^$^*&&** # ," Her smugness increased.
"What about it?"
"It's Gallifreyan," The Doctor tossed her an 'oh, duh' look. He didn't notice the crack in the fourth wall just above them.
"Well, due to a plot device which will remain unnamed -as written by one of the writers trying to save us from Steve Moffat- I happen to speak Gallifreyan."
oh, damn.
"$^*^%*^$^*&&** # isn't a name, it's not even a title; it's a question:
Doctor Who?"
The Doctor grinned at his clever companion and flip a switch, the control room tilting as they hurtled through space and time.
Please accept my offering Whovians.