Death Eaters Anthem
A/N-just an idea my friend,"Krickets" put me up to, i normally really hate songficts but it amused me, a death eater anthem to...It's raining men! Enjoy! Hola Ronin you had nothing to do with this one.
Disclaimer-i do not own "it's raining men" nor do i own Harry Potter, if i owned the song, believe me it wouldn't be a hit with my voice, and the book...well the ending would be far less gay and Voldemort would have just finished them all off muggle style(AK-47s!) a loooong time ago...at least that's what i'd have done, no wizard would see it comming.
Hi Hi! We're your new dictators-ah huh
and have we got news for you-you better listen!
Get ready all you mud bloods
And leave those wands at home! Or die!
Dark mark is rising-muggle count's gett'n low According to all sources,
'merica's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Si-ince he got burned
For the first time in history
Voldemorts gonna return!
Volde's returned, Hallelujah! Volde's returned! Amen!
He's gonna go out, gonna get da blood traitors, absolutly good and dead!
He's kill'n men! Hallelujah! He's kill'n Men, Every Specimen!
Traitor, Mud, Muggle and threat!
Harry Potter's gonna be first to get!
God bless Voldemort!
He's a simple wizard too
He took out the muggles
and he took out some mud bloods too
He sent them to "heaven" and put the mark in the sky
So that each and every pure blood are the only who don't die!
He's kill'n men! Hallelujah! - He's kill'n men Amen!He's kill'n men! Hallelujah!
He's kill'n men Ame------enn!
I see snakey nostrils/ Slits for eyes!(Talks to snakes and flys)
Getting freaked out/ Dat's him? o-oh my!
Quick, kill a muggle and run for it
(Quick kill a muggle and run for it)
God Bless Lord, VoldemortHe's a awesome wizard too
He took out the muggles
And he did what he had to do
He lost Harry Potter, the boy who wouldn't die
So now each and every death eater
Has to fight that guy...damn
I wanna switch sides!
His temper is rising(his temper is rising)
Patience getting low (getting low low low low low)
According to all sources, (according to all sources)
Hogwarts' the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Sometime around midnight
For the first time in history
Hogwarts is gonna fight!
He's kill'n men! Hallelujah! Just hope it's not me! Amen!He's only after mud's Hallelujah! Glad I'm pure!
He's kill'n men! Hellelujah! He's kill'n men! Amen! he's kill'n men! Hallelujah!
Amen!
Traitor, Mud, Muggle, and Threat!
Kill'n men! Kill'n men! (fades)
A/N- Ok so how u like? The two of us have come up with other ideas for songficts as well-all humorous, as i said i HATE songficts. Anyways Review! tell me if it doesn't flow or doesn't work (but don't flame!) And whatever other feedback you may have-hopefully positive. Ciao!