Disclaimer: Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya

Chapter 1 - Trouble Every Day

You had entered the 2P universe and was being chased by 2P Italy. You run the streets desperately looking for a place to hide. You turn into a cul-de-sac and in despair jumps into a large trash bin at his side, hiding. You listen his footsteps, and his grumbling. Apparently he moves away. You sigh a sigh of relief. Lift the lid of the bin slowly and look to one side and the other. Nothing in sight. It all seems quiet. With some difficulty, since it is easier to enter than get out of the Recycle Bin, you leave the trash slowly. You clean a little the dust from the body and removes a banana peel which was in your head. You sighs again and smiles.

-That was a close.

Then you feel a hand tapping on his shoulder. Turns and finds none other than 2 p Italy. He smiles happily.

-Ciao Bella. -And stick the knife countless times in your heart.

You feel a sharp and terrible pain in your chest. Your shirt begins to turn red with his blood sticky bleeding. The cold affects you. Your vision becomes blurry. You feel your body hits the floor dirty and wet. Everything goes dark.

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-Hey. Wake up soon! I am tired of waiting!

You open your eyes slowly, as if you had just woken up from a dream. A strange dream.

Your hair is still a bit disheveled, you feel the dust about herself. Your body is painfull and you feel a sharp and throbbing pain in his chest, which decreases slowly. But somehow the surface where you are is very soft and smooth.

-Oh, come on! Up soon! -You hear the grumbling again.

You sighs and grumbles. What the hell is going on? You get up slowly and sit on the surface that seems to be a kind of floor. But it's soft. When you look down you realize the reality. It's all wrapped in a soft white mist like a... cloud?

You look back and flashes on the vision. Clouds everywhere.

Then you remember. Yes, that's what happened. You look at her body and realizes his shirt stained with dried blood, now darkened.

- Hello! Pay attention here! -The voice calls again.

You get up and look for the person in front of you. A dark-skinned man with dreadlocks and... a protruding belly. And note that he's wearing a white robe and has wings.

-Angel ... Cuba?

-Yes! It's me! Who did you expect? -He responds in a bad mood.

-Well ... I. .. nobody. But this is all new to me.

-Don't get used much. I have a job for you.

-A job for me?

-That's right. Orders from above.

- When you say orders from above, you mean... Him?

-That's right. The Own.

- But what could He want with me? In fact, this is Heaven, right? This means that I died?

-You get it hermanita. Ocurre lo siguiente, the Boss is a big nerd. He loves comic books, anime, series, all that sort of thing. And He loves reading fanfictions also on these series. What happens is He turns out a bit angry with certain fanfictions that He's been reading, and now he wants to punish mankind for it.

-What? But ... he can't ... I mean, I know He can, but He's going to do ...

-Easy, easy! Let me finish. The point is that we even managed to calm Him down, but He's still very angry. He want to take it out on someone. You know how it is, He is really cool, but when He's angry He likes hanging out launching pests and stuff like that. It all began with the comics a few years. He loves it! Has all editions. The problem began when a publisher decided to create a thing called Ultimate Universe. That thing of "Let's do the stories of superheroes more bleak, corrupt and dirty". Some people even enjoy, nothing against. But the Chief was possessed. Especially with a comic where he saw one of his favorite heroes beating his wife. Should have seen, the sky was twitching of so much thunders. It wasn't easy to soothe Him. Until His son appeared to try to fix it. At the end He calmed down, but said that if it happened again He would take extreme measures. - He paused and gave a shot at cigar.

-Wait a minute ... Do you smoke?

-Oh ... This isn't tobacco, it's ambrosia.

-Ambrosia? But this ...

-Listen, just listen, okay?

-Ok, so what would you say ...

-Appeared a new series. He loved it and gave a lot of laughter, until began using the desktop of this guys in this laptop. It's called Hetalia. So far everything was fine, but ...

-Wait a moment ...-you stop again-You said Hetalia?

-Yes, Hetalia. With the Axis and Allies, hunf! And have that idiot of America and stuff, but anyway ... Has Canada too, he's a great guy. But back to subject... Everything was all right, until that something happened that left Him annoyed. Was this invention called 2P Hetalia. Stuff of fandom, as Cardverse and others. No big deal, they saw a picture of the author where appeared the America, hunf, always that damn America! Is all his fault! They saw a version of him with brown hair, red eyes and bat with nails and decided that he was evil. Not that it was something exceptional to create characters a little darker, a little bad boys or anti-heroes. But the problem is that some fans decided to make them the worst kind of psychopaths. Hannibal style, Justin Bieber or Dolores Umbrigde. Then He became furious, started saying that they were all corrupt, who had ruined his favorite characters, He wanted to cleanse the Earth with a new flood. We had to run one more time to calm the Boss, "Calm down Boss, you can't do that, if another flood or disaster happens, won't have more Hetalia episodes." Then He calmed down, but not much. He wants to punish even those people who writes those fanfictions.

-But ... But ... This can't happen. Just because they write fanfictions like this, they will be punished?

- Not all of them, but you know how it goes. Chief's orders. And He wants you to do it.

- What?

- Exact. You. Here's the plan, you will incarnate into the body of 2Ps and visit some fictwriters using these bodies to punish them properly.

- But I won't be able to do that! I won't be able to do something so drastic.

- Don't worry, you're not going to do anything. They will make on their own. You just have to keep watching them to don't let anything get out of control. You know how it is, right? They are 2Ps. Moreover they will be exactly like their writers created, then all they will be returning to his creators everything they received.

-But if they are psychopaths of the worst kind as you say, this means that they will hurt seriously these people!

- But that's why you're going to be there, to stop them. The task is to punish them, not a bloodbath. In fact, the Boss sent this to you.

Angel Cuba gave a pot.

-Ice Cream?

-Yes. It's chocolate. Is a bonus, and He said that if you do everything right, you'll win another, beyond your life back.

-Are you serious? - You widen your eyes.

-Very serious. Better eat now, you starts in an hour.

-But already?

-Yes. Want a spoon?

- Yes, thank you.

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I choose the Angel Cuba because I realize that there are not many fanfictions about him, just because he's fat. Chubs are also cute.