Prologue:
Since a time back I have complained about having nothing to do and I'm not allowed to be too close to humans so I was a bit lonely. I guess they all got tired of hearing me complain because they put me on a train to Germany. It was decided that I would spend three weeks with every nation (or almost every nation anyway). They probably thought that was going to quite my complaining.
Well, I guess it kind of did. At least for a while, I mean if I start complaining again they may send me away again. That would be fun. But beside that, I had learned a lot. Like how to survive this crazy world. And since I have finished that journey around the world I have a lot of free time on my hands. I will write down my advice on how to survive three weeks with each country, and hopefully you will find it useful.
/Värmland aka Linnéa Oxenstierna
