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Chapter One

Jade's POV

Jade scowled and leaned back in the car seat. "Why am I here again Cat?" Jade demanded. Cat had been assigned to Tori for Secret Santa, and for some reason she had insisted on Jade coming with her to give Tori her present.

"Because you're a good friend." Cat said happily, turning off her car. "And you promised to help me give Tori her gift." Jade snorted, and Cat turned to face her. "Jade, don't forget that you owe me a favor, okay?" Jade frowned at the seriousness in Cat's tone, but she nodded reluctantly. Cat beamed. "Great! Let's go!" She said happily, getting out of the car. Jade followed, slightly concerned by the fact that Cat didn't appear to have a present with her. "Stand right here." Cat said, pointing to a spot right next to the door, but out of sight to anybody standing in the doorway, as long as they only looked in front of them. Jade raised an eyebrow at this odd request, but did as Cat asked. Smiling, Cat turned and rang the doorbell. Tori opened the door, looking tired. She smiled though when she saw that it was Cat at the door. Jade had the feeling that the smile wouldn't be nearly as genuine if she'd seen Jade.

"Cat? What are you doing here?" Tori asked, confused.

"Merry Christmas!" Cat said excitedly. "I'm your Secret Santa!" Tori's eyes widened.

"Really?" Cat nodded enthusiastically, and Jade rolled her eyes at the stupidity of that question. Why would Cat lie about that? Tori frowned and looked at Cat, noticing the lack of any obvious present.

"Where's the present? Did you forget it?" Cat giggled and shook her head, then grabbed Jade's wrist and pulled her into view.

"It's right here!" Jade and Tori both stared at the happy redhead, utterly baffled by this statement.

"Jade has the present?" Tori asked, still too confused to be surprised by Jade's presence. Cat shook her head and giggled again.

"No silly! Jade is the present!" Jade and Tori both stared at her in horror and shock.

"What?" Jade and Tori yelled. Cat nodded, oblivious to the other two girl's dismay.

"You always say that you want to be better friends with Jade, so she's going to spend the weekend with you." Cat said happily. Jade and Tori continued to stare at her for a few seconds, then Jade snapped out of it.

"Oh, hell no!" Jade growled, trying to pull away. However, Cat had a surprisingly strong grip, and she couldn't get away.

"You owe me for getting you the scissors from The Scissoring!" Cat reminded her. Jade scowled.

"I'll do something else for you! Anything else!" Jade said, trying to get away. Cat shook her head stubbornly.

"No! You promised to help me with this!" Cat said, pushing Jade into Tori's house. Tori grabbed Jade, holding her tightly to keep the goth girl from falling over. Cat squealed happily, pulled the door shut, and ran off.

"That was…different." Tori said, still holding Jade. Jade nodded, and then, realizing the position she was in, shove Tori away. Tori took it without comment, used to Jade not being the nicest person to her. The worst part of it though, was that Cat was right. She did want to be Jade's friend. This wasn't exactly how she'd envisioned their friendship starting though. "What do you want to do?" She asked Jade, turning to face the goth girl.

"Leave." Jade growled, not looking at Tori.

"Well that's not really an option, is it?" Tori said. "You live too far away to walk, and I don't have a car. My parents and Trina are both gone, and they took their cars with them. Besides, if you leave, Cat will never forgive you." Jade sighed. She'd never say it out loud, but Tori was right.

"So, what do you want to do?" Tori repeated. Jade thought it over, and reached into her Gears of War bag. She'd been confused when Cat had insisted that she bring it, but now she was glad she'd brought it.

"We'll watch a movie." Jade announced, not looking up from inside her bag.

"Okay, what movie?" Tori asked, walking over to the movie shelf next to the TV. Jade snorted.

"Yeah, no. I'm not watching one of your movies Vega." She said. Tori turned to face her, offended.

"What's wrong with the movies I have?" She demanded.

"I'm long past the point where Thomas and the Magic Railroad and Care Bears entertain me." Jade said, giving Tori a smirk.

"I don't own any of those!" Tori snapped.

"Then what were you going to suggest?" Jade asked, still smirking.

"Hercules?" Tori said quietly. Jade was impressed despite herself. She'd been sure that Tori would suggest a kid's movie, but at least she'd had the decency to pick a movie that Jade would like. However, Jade had different plans.

"Okay, not a bad choice, I'll admit." Jade said, pulling a small white box out her bag. "But no, we're watching this."

"I'm not watching Saw again!" Tori said quickly. Jade had snuck the first and second Saw movies past Tori, and had left Tori permanently scarred. Jade smirked.

"Don't worry; it's not a Saw movie." She told Tori. "It's not even torture porn."

"Then what is it?" Jade smiled, opened the box, and pulled out the first of three DVDs, tossing it to Tori.

"Sleepaway Camp." Tori stared at the artwork apprehensively. The image of a large knife piercing a tennis shoe didn't fill her with confidence about her odds of enjoying the movie.

"This is going to be like The Scissoring, isn't it?" She asked, unable to keep the nervousness out of her voice. That movie had been better than Saw, but she hadn't exactly enjoyed it.

"Kind of." Jade said, sitting down on the couch. "It is a Slasher movie. That's where the similarities end though." She frowned impatiently when Tori didn't move. "Well? Put the movie in Vega." Tori looked at Jade, giving her puppy dog eyes.

"Can we please watch Hercules instead? You can watch this after I fall asleep."

"No." Jade said shortly. "Put it in, and then get over here." Tori gulped, and then did as Jade had said.

Two hours later

Tori stared at the now blank screen in horror. Jade turned on the couch to face Tori, an evil smile on her face. "Well Vega? What did you think?" Tori turned and stared at Jade, her mouth open. "Shut your mouth, you'll swallow a fly." Jade said teasingly, leaning back against the arm of the couch.

"That was horrifying!" Tori yelled. "That was worse than Saw!" Jade frowned in confusion and raised an eyebrow.

"How was that worse than Saw? The kills were a lot less gory, and the camera sucked most of the time."

"But the ending! Oh my gosh, the ending!" Jade smirked. Tori sat there, trying to get over what she'd just seen. "We're watching Beauty and the Beast now." Jade frowned.

"What happened to Hercules?" She asked. She didn't hate Beauty and the Beast, but she was confused by the change of movies.

"It's too violent. I need something light and fluffy." Tori said, getting up and changing the movies.

"If you want fluffy Disney, then maybe we should watch The Great Mouse Detective." Jade suggested, smiling. Tori turned and gave her a dry look.

"I'm not an idiot Jade. I've seen The Great Mouse Detective." Jade shrugged.

"It was worth a shot." Tori rolled her eyes and turned back to the DVD player. She walked back to the couch, handing Jade Sleepaway Camp. A few minutes into Beauty and the Beast though, something that Jade had said hit her.

"What do you mean, the camera sucked?" Jade shrugged.

"The camera was awful. Half the time it's so blurry it looks like it was shot on a home video camera." Tori frowned.

"I thought you really liked Sleepaway Camp." Jade shrugged again.

"It's okay. The twist ending is great, Angela is pretty creepy, and the kills were creative." Tori frowned. She agreed with Jade on the last two, and she had to admit that the twist was…unexpected and creepy. The difference between Jade and Tori though, was that Tori didn't like these things. "On the other hand though, the camera sucked, the dialogue wasn't the greatest, and a lot of the actors weren't that great." Tori frowned, confused by the fact that Jade carried the movie around if she didn't love it, but decided to just focus on the movie instead.

Two hours later

"Do you want to watch another movie?" Tori asked, turning the TV off.

"No, we need to go to bed." Jade said, yawning. "I need you wide awake for tomorrow when we watch Unhappy Campers." Tori looked at her apprehensively.

"What's that?" Jade gave Tori a smile. A very scary smile.

"Sleepaway Camp 2." Tori's eyes widened, and Jade cut her off before she could say anything. "Don't argue Vega, you'll never win. Now go to bed." Tori gave Jade a frown, this time of concern.

"Where are you going to sleep?" Jade shrugged.

"I'll sleep on the couch." Tori gave her a look.

"Jade, you're taller than the couch is long. And besides, you don't have any blankets."

"Where do you suggest that I sleep then? Trina's bed." Tori shook her head empathetically.

"Noooo."

"Then where?" Tori shrugged as if the answer was obvious. And to her, it was.

"My bed." Jade gave her a look that was a mixture of confusion and disgust. Tori sighed. "Come on Jade, relax. My bed is a queen. We won't even touch each other." Jade still didn't move. "Look, as much as you may dislike it, you're my guest, and I refuse to let you sleep on the couch." Jade sighed in defeat. Tori was impressively stubborn, and Jade knew that she'd never leave Jade alone.

"Fine. But if your blankets are pink, I'm going back to the couch." She told Tori, standing up and walking up the stairs. Tori smiled and followed her.

Author's Notes

Thanks for reading guys! I'm doing several things differently than I did in Jori A-Z. I'm trying to tell an overarching story, and I'm not starting with Jade and Tori dating. This takes place a year after the original Christmas Tori. And yes, each of the earliest chapters will be based on them watching the Sleepaway Camp movies, and Jade's opinions are my own. Please read and review!