Lucas: Let's paaarrtayyy!!

Sonic: Shut up ya little twerp. Can't ya see that i'm reading?

Pikachu: Pika Pika...Chuuuuuuuu!!

Sonic: Let's tie him up!

Pikachu: Yeah. We'll torture him.

Mario: Not-a on-a my a-watch!

Pikachu: Let's get him too!

Mario: Super onion attack!!

Sonic: Whoa! That's stinky!

Lucas: Save me Mario!

Kirby: Kirby to Mario. Secret move 17999.

Mario: Got it! Free Trample!!

Pikachu: Ow. Sonic, watch out.

Sonic: I'm too fast for you. Can't me.

Lucas: He can't... But Kirby can.

Kirby: Wha?

Later that day...

Lucas: I still can't believe that you swallowed Sonic Kirby.

Kirby: At least we can't hear his whining anymore.

The End

I do not own Smash Bros.