*THIS IS A MEANINGLESS CHAPTER. SKIP IT IF YOU WANT TO GET TO THE STORY*
DISCLAIMER: TO BE REMEMBERED FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING DURATION OF THIS STORY. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, OR ANYTHING ELSE USED IN THIS STORY. I OWN A
AMOUNT OF OC'S. BUT DAMMIT, NOTHING ELSE IS MINE AND YOU KNOW THAT.
I say this all now because there will be no other authors notes for the rest of this.
My authors notes tend to ruin the mood of things. Say- with my spazzing, blabbering, nonsense fangirling, unneeded explainations and just all around off-topic talk. 8D I am such a nag.
Originally, I wasn't going to post this. I was going to wait untill it was completely finished. But since I haven't posted anything in forever, I decided to put it up in story arcs.
The next story arc probably won't be finished for, like, ever. But I want proof I've been doing something!
I might post the revision of my Klonoa fanfic 'Rescue me' since I finished the revision but wanted to wait until I had a new chapter and- GAH! THERE'S TINY BUGS ON MY COMPUTER!
... Anyway-
Also, I've become a Hetalia fangirl- and I was blabbering to my momma about story ideas and got to my one called 'Thousand Different kinds of Kisses' and she was like- You don't know no kisses!- so I was like- aw heeeeell naw, now I gotta write it and show her. XD So you might see that up here.
Russian mob and a chinese prostitute FTW!
So as for this story-
Nya, no, it's not Chibi Akatsuki. Much more relevent and less cliche. 8D
I'll, tell, you, my, dirty-little-secreeeeeeeeet. Don't tell any-one or you'll be justanotherregreeeeeeeeeet. Justanotherregret. Hopethatyoucankeepit.
My Dirty Little Secret Dirty Little Secret Dirty Little Secret-
who has to know?
...See? I go off topic and start singing! Be greatful, dammit.
... A 1-2-3- that's BULL. Benny said-
DAMMIT.
8D This wasn't even here until I decided- yeah, no other way to tell you WTF's going on with me unless it's here. So I made this extra chapter so I could add the authors note- Hell- I don't even like this being here. It might take you out of the feel of everything! Skip if you want! Skip- SKIP!... But yeah- Originally- Chapter 0.5 was the first chapter. So I suggest you read this authors note, wait a few mintutes- maybe have a snack. Get some popcorn. And then start reading so you can dive into the angsting melencholy crack that was invented when I read the review to Tenchi Muyo in a Anime encyclopedia... OMG I can spell encyclopedia! 8D... Did I spell it right?
I printed out a spell-checked version of this for my grandma, but I'm too lazy to re-do that so... there might be some things... I think I spell proffesor wrong or something- Proffesor? Professor? eh? Damn.
Oh, yes. This should get a sequel. It may. It will be complicated. Don't be surprised if there isn't one though. My story Confessions of a Teenage Monster(Gah needs to be revised!) and SOS: Save Our Souls(Is being revised by a very nice lady 8D) Were also supposed to have sequels... Not that that's still unlikely... I do things so sluggishly... 8D Sometime. I'm sure.
ACTUALLY scratch that. The sequel is GUARANTEED. 8D When I'm done with this I'm posting the Dirty-Little-Secrets prequels. Read! read dammit! I put too much effort into this. XD
(Also keep a look out for a side-story from this universe starring Naruto. Because he deserves it and I have an idea. 8D)
Ever have any moments of 'What does that mean?' or 'How'd that happen?' or 'Huh?' Tell me, ask me, I explain. I like explaining things. 8D And ninja's have hidden meanings within the hidden meanings. Although they're not ninja's in this. It's their core.
I love Narutooooooo~ Naruto can do ANYTHING! 8D YAAAAY!
See? If I added authors notes, every chapter would be intturupted with me proclaiming my love, blabbering about my laziness, singing, bitching, and yelling about how stupid Sasuke is... SASUKE IS STUPID... Kind of...
Ranting about the Tobito theoryFACT. FAAAAAHK.
Okay- and- my indecisive relationship with Sasuke. He's a fucking bastard... hng... Then there's Itachi. 8D smiley face.
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOU-
Have to stop SINGING!
Marekaite Chikyuu~ Marekaite Chikiyuu~
DAMN YOU HOT AND CANONLY GAY PERSONIFIED NATIONS!
Okay, I need to continue- and yes- this was the plan. I have a morale to review every fanfic I fave and to not make authors notes a quarter sized the chapters they are attatched to. But this chapter was added purely for the reason to put an authors notes. (A full chapter of nothing but authors note is against guidelines ppl! If you have something to say, be obnoxious and put the authors note in capital, bold, underlined lettering. If the people still don't read it- well- what do you expect? who want's to read that?)
... Okay so I had a dream where Sakura was a super hero and Naruto was her android sidekick and in the extras gallery for the video game there was boob-accurate Sakura porn everytime you beat a new level and-
...YOU DO NOT want blabber like that ruining the mood of angsting Akatsuki. .
Okay, so, Osmosis Jones was on TV today and-
Moving on.
This story was inspired by Tenchi Muyo. Ha. 8D Named after TEH SONG. Dirty Little Secret. Which is pretty damn fitting once you get into the story far enough...
This story contains STRONG LANGUAGE. Because Akatsuki are naughty and I refuse to 'M' the story for them just spouting 'fuck' randomly.
8D A relative stopped reading my story SOS at chapter three because Hidan said too many bad words. it made her poor christian ears bleed. XD Whut? when did Jesus say what words are bad? it means sex, people. And cunt means vagina. I wouldn't be offended if someone called me cunt. I would say 'Yes I have one what do you have?'
...I'm sad because they stopped showing Star Trek Next Gen reruns on the TV channel I watch... Wah...
At first I was going to post the first four chapters and then post two a day so I could whore on reviews. But this is being posted as a kind-of 'I'm still alive' thing and will stay like this for quite a while. Sooo- then.
And to my wittle otaku rapper friend in Chicago who keeps changing his username so I don't know what to call him now- The request is coming hon! It can be crappy or it can take forever. I have self-diagnosed OCD. It takes me a while with some things. (coughchibiakatsukicough)
And last weekend I was busy, had to get up early and volunteer in the kitchen at a festival- the food that was supposed to last the whole weekend ran out an hour before we closed on the first day. XD
My feet still hurt...
And after reading Hetalia volume 4 I have a complicated relationship with France... More complicated then my relationship with Sasuke. (And that's saything something) I... I want to get a plushie of him... I'm not going to cuddle it, I'm not going to beat it... I... I just want to put it in a special place on my shelf... Maybe I'll throw things at it sometimes... but... I want... one...
... What? I love all my friends. Naruto's my BFF, Klonoa's my baby brother, and the Vocaloids are like my employees...
AND THEN I HAVE YOU.
WHO ARE GOING TO REVIEW.
AREN'T YOU?
REVIEW FOR ME, DA?
XD Gawd I can't pay attention. (Heyhey- guess what? Me and Belarus have the SAME EXACT birthday! SAME EXACT. We're like soul sisters! we have so much in common! WEEEE!)
Now, go have a snack, and then go on with the next chapter. Forget all my babblings. No matter how much it might've made you love me. Forget. It is irrelevent... 8D Everytime I say 'Irrelevent' I think of this one KisaIta fic-...
...And I had ALMOST gotten back on track-
Bad kitty! Bad! off the TV speaker! Bad kitteh! Respect mah authoriteh!
Shouldn't have named that cat Sasuke...
So I was going to get Postal 2 just because they refference it in a Hetalia skit but the day I was going to buy it off amazon it got bought by someone else so I got the Naruto Data book instead, I AM INVICIBLE NOW! ALL THINGS MUST BE CANON! OR ELSE AT LEAST EXCLUSIVELY FANON!
I HAVE THE POWAAAAAAAAAH!
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I actually put alot of effort into this story. I read it through beggining to end twice. There's still spelling mistakes (Little stuff like the Prof thing and how many L's are in 'until' But content wise I was very careful about... Da.) And to anyone with the ability to notice, (Hi RDBA!) There's two OC's named Akame and Kagura that are recycled over from my SOS story. Haha, needs revised.
Remember kids, I love you.
And Naruto does too.
BELIEVE IT!
Chapter 0
A flash of red- lots of red. Lots and lots of red. Blood? Hair? Clothes? Can't tell.
There's a cat mewing somewhere, loud, constant, like it's mocking me. Suddenly I don't think I like cats anymore.
Hm, happy faces. I know those people- Hn, and more colors.
Rooms, different rooms flashing by. Something happening in each one of them. Something serious- bad? Suddenly there's blackness and a dropping feeling. But there's a feeling someone caught me- someone caught me? who?
The rooms come up again- that flash- that was of me. I'm in these rooms. Something's happening to me in them.
Some of them are segments of outside. I don't regonize anyone in them- wait- maybe- that was? couldn't be.
The colors behind me flash different shades, different feelings of emotion, different settings.
Someone reaches for me. A hand- I take it- I have to take it-
I fall short. That falling feeling again. I've missed.
I wonder if I don't wake up before I hit the ground-
...
I shift myself. No, I'm still in bed.
That dream- colors-... no, it's gone now.
I roll over- no. 3AM. I fell asleep an hour ago, I don't even know how I started dreaming that fast.
Back to sleep, back to sleep. School, yes, school. Have to sleep for school. But I'm forgetting something-...
... I'm dreaming again.
...
Nope, normal dream, no flashing emotions or feelings of fear and disaster.
Well, if it was a premenition, I would've dreamed the same thing again... Right?...
Right?...
...Why won't my subconsious ever answer me?
No, no, back to sleep. Back to dreaming. It was-...
Zzzzzzzzzzz...