authours note: um so this is my first fi?c idk pl S be nice and refview! :)))))) yhankS!
clara walks into TARDIS (what if tardis doesn't stand for time and relative demensiosjn in space but it stands for tar apples rawr dick ice sperm!?) hold ign a roll of duct tpape 'HAI! DOCTOR!'
"yes dora what do u wnat" the doctor said (what if gallifreyan handwriting is actually just normal doctor handwriting lol did u get it hahaha i just thought of that sorry i)
"im um clara hahahaha" clara said
"oh yeah clara yeah what do u want- wow u look rly ugly today leave" the doctor said
"thank u doctor i was just wondering if i could duct tape the tardis,,, see i have this cool pink sparkle tape." doctor no calara said
"no go fuk urslef clara" doctor johnw tasons oh wait no this is not a sherlock fic i meant the doctor sory! said
"ok" then clara waked out
then the docot ror hea high pUTCH SCREAM!
WHAT COULD IT MEAN/?
lol hoped u guys liked it next chapter comin up soon!