1. Somehow, no matter what kind of jam he had gotten himself into, Jack could always count on ending up on stuck on this island. Always. At least he had rum this time.
2. The ship looked like shite, to be sure, but it was his ship. As he watched it go down, full of holes, he was sad. Ok, he was very sad. Alright, alright, he cried like a little girl. And got drunk.
3. The law trouble still wasn't straightened out, so they had the wedding in Tortuga. Jack was the best man. After she walked down the aisle, Elizabeth turned and grinned at him. Then she threw her arms around her new husband and gave him a kiss. Jack looked for alcohol.
4. Stubborn
pirate he was, Jack tried to reason with Davey Jones. "You want the
Pearl back again? You want me to call the Kracken again?" Jones
asked.
"But… but…" Jack stuttered.
"A deal's a
deal, Sparrow. Let it go." Jack pouted and took a drink.
5. Back on the damn island. Again. And the rum was gone.