Note: Allusions to and mentions of Male X Male relationships (yaoi) ; discussion of metal fan groups and human sexuality ; violent imagery
1. No commenting on whether or not Iceland is Norway's little brother. Iceland is a mature, adult nation and doesn't wish to call Norway "big brother". Iceland did this when he was a chibi!nation and now refuses to acknowledge the fact that they are related.
2. This also goes for Denmark in reference to the rest of the Nordics, although this infuriates Sweden the most. When this argument occurs between them they will take of their shirts, shoes, and socks proceeding to wrestle on whatever cleared area they can find. This includes beds and one will try to force the other into submission. Theirs actions tend to attract rabid yaoi fans who will request to watch and/or film the proceeding fight. If this happens, kindly usher them away to protect everyone's dignity as well as Sealand's innocents.
3. Do not ask if Sweden is older than Norway. Historians can't agree on this and the Viking Trio bickers enough already.
4. Sealand can, in fact, have two male parental figures. He simply refers to Sweden as "Papa" and to Finland as "Dad". Both are willing to inflict pain onto those who criticize their relationship as it it healthy and consensual.
5. Do not talk about Scandinavian metal around Finland or Norway. They will fight over whose is the better variety and then Sweden and Denmark will have to stop them from killing each other (we already know how well they get along). Note: Metal fans are usually incredibly loyal to their favorite sub-genera (there are over 100 of them) and may fight to the death to defend its honor. You have been warned.
6. If you want weapon training from any of the Nordics, just ask politely. It is highly likely that they will oblige you if one shows them respect and human decency.
7. Don't touch someones' weapon without their permission. If one does so, they will have approximately 5 seconds to flee before getting decapitated, cut apart, beaten to a flesh-smear, shot in their vital regions, impaled, having their mandible removed via staff-strike and/or obliterated with magic.
8. Consult Norway if one wishes to learn magic. He is willing to take on apprentices but is very careful with whom he selects.
9. No commenting on or asking about anyones' sexuality, romantic orientation, or gender identity. Only if one of the Nordics volunteers this information and says that they are willing discuss it should this topic be approached: From then on procedure cautiously.
10. Be wary of any of the Nordics who happen to be intoxicated. They may revert to previous versions of themselves and this is rather detrimental any nearby personifications and/or mortals.
Author's Note: I do not own Hetalia. The "Nordic Household Rules" is a series of rules from a contract that one would have to sign before moving in with the Nordics. I will update it with addition sets of 10 when I have the time to do so. As with all of my works, reviews and constructive criticism are appreciated.
Bye!
-Gray Carleon