Gabriel and Death's darling granddaughter have a love/hate relationship going on. Might be small snippets of their ancient relationship and silly, fluffy - all out of order timey-wimey stuff if enough people are interested. Right now just procrastinating from doing work ;)

Rating: T

When she got pissed off universes ceased to exist and now he had all that anger directed at him! Luckily he was an archangel, one of the only creatures that could actually take on Death's granddaughter and survive…he hoped. Right now his chances of survival didn't look good. He had barely managed to avoid the small star she had just hurled at his head when a whole shower of meteors crashed into his body. Time to talk her down. What he would give if he could only remember that binding spell!

"Avalon, just listen to me please," he had his hands up in a gesture of peace and also to protect against anymore flying celestial bodies.

"Kali? You slept with Kali?"

Her voice was pure venom and he was sure another solar system just exploded at hearing how venomous it was. A blackhole began to form behind him, pulling him dangerously near the opening.

"It was a one night stand," he was trying to calm her down…yeah not working.

"She means nothing to me. Besides you were busy smiting that solar system of reality tv planets."

"That's what I do!"

He was losing the battle with gravity, getting closer to disappearing into the void. But also losing the battle with his heart. Somehow, someway their worlds had collided years ago and it was one hell of a rollercoaster ride. He thought his Father and her Grandfather might have had something to do with it - a bet maybe? Whatever. He was in love with her - though still a dick of an archangel through and through...couldn't help it it was his nature.

"Well you do other things too. That thing with your tongue and…."

She was laughing. Laughing was good - especially if it meant planets no longer were hurling at him!

He could make her laugh even when she was destroying planets and archangels. She had to love a creature that could make her laugh. Even if he was a philandering asshole who slept with a pagan goddess that was all hands. Honestly it didn't matter, she was older, wiser, and would one day have the satisfaction of reaping him. Though if he kept pissing her off it might be sooner than later. Really in the grand scheme of things what he did was nothing…but damn it it had hurt her! Why should it do that?

He felt the pull of gravity lessen, she was calming down. Had he realized sleeping with Kali would upset her so much he wouldn't have…maybe just some heavy petting - she was very handy. That thought was replaced by something that shocked him, yet gave him hope. If she was jealous at him sleeping with Kali then did that mean that she might actually, finally be developing feelings? Feelings were good and if it took another 10000 years she was worth the wait.

"You're still an asshole," she said as she found herself transported back to his room in Heaven.

"No angry makeup sex Gabriel, especially with your Father home." She grinned at the last words. She wasn't going to be won over easily...plus there was that gorgeous god Ares who had been flirting with her. But somehow she knew it would always be the archangel in the end. Getting there would be fun though...and not handed to him on a silver platter like he was use to.

Yes, it would definitely be worth it to have her love him someday he thought as a wicked smile crossed his lips.