Disclaimer: My twisted mind and I do not own the Transformers. Some of these drabbles are so stupid they're funny. This fanfic is for my little bother.
Limbo
"I'm not sure if this game is really fair," announced Optimus, watching Arcee walk under the pole Bulkhead and Bumblebee were holding up.
Foolproof Plot
Knock Out walked into Starscream's quarters to find him sitting at the table, rubbing his servos together.
"What magnificent plot to overthrow Megatron is it this time, Starscream?"
"There's no magnificent plot," the flyer replied. "I'm cold."
Ouch
"Poke," giggled Starscream, poking Megatron.
"Ouch," the warlord replied.
Limbo II
"I agree with you," agreed Starscream, getting his wings stuck in the pole.
Trust is but a Flower
"Cut the crap before I drop a grenade down your throat!" yelled an irritated Hound, grabbing Drift.
"Try it, you won't be able to, trust me!" the Samurai replied, drawing a sword.
"I know! I already don't trust you!" replied Hound, taking a grenade out of subspace.