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Dr. Cox growled quietly to himself, stepping into the Doctor's Lounge and slowly glancing about with an angrily-raised eyebrow, his eyes stopping on the Devil, Bob Kelso himself, ignoring the older man, Perry sat down on the couch with a noticeable thud.
Kelso turned the page of the newspaper he was reading using his thumb, both Kelso and Perry ignoring the others presence, until, of course, Kelso turned the page again, Perry slowly twisted his head to face the Chief of Medicine with a twitch of his left eye "My god, Bob. We both know you're not even reading the damn paper so stop pretending." Perry growled out, causing the older Doctor to grin, evil, the Devil's grin.
"I'm not the only one pretending, am I Perry?"
"And what do you mean by that, Bobbo?"
"That you're hiding a Walrus skull in your locker!" the Janitor interrupted, gliding past on his Janitor's cart. Both Doctors turned to face the open door where the janitor had been, Perry made a small annoyed sound before turning back to face Kelso.
"As much as I wish he was right. I mean you and Doctor Dorion."
"I re-he-healy have no idea what your talkin' about, Bobbo."
"Your feelings for him. I mean my god Perry! Anyone who's spent ten minutes in a room with you two know how you both feel, so why don't you stop being a pansy and tell him?"
"You mean tell him he annoys me so much, I wished he'd go to the place you and Hugh Jackman were created in?"
"I don't remember being born in Sydney, Perry."
"I'm talking about Hell, Bobbo." Perry replied with a twitch of his left eye.
"Ah, of course you are. Now, about you and Dor--"
"There is nothing between me and Newbie, damnit, Satan!" Perry interrupted. Kelso merely took a calm sip of his Coffee-Bucks Styrofoam cup, grinning.
"Then why are you refusing the idea so aggresively?"
"...Blow it out your ass, Bobbo." Perry replied, picking up the newspaper Kelso was earlier reading and began skimming over the front cover.
A/N: Baha. I loved writing this. Just because the idea of Perry and Kelso actually having this conversation makes me laugh. Reviews are loved.