A/N~ Hi guys This is my 1st fanfic…like ever. Constructive criticism is happily accepted! I'm totally new so I have no idea what the heck a beta is but I shall make it a point to learn all about

Disclaimer: I only wish I was James Patterson. (To make awesomest series in the world!)

Aaanndd let's begin:

CHAPTER 1

So there I was, sitting, no, involuntarily squeezed, with my family. However, I'd consider my 14 year old self a mom. Why? Because I'm the oldest, duh! Not only that, I'm the leader of a 6, 8, 11 and the two most immature other 14 year olds on this planet.

"Don't worry."

Those two words whispered from Fang's lips made my heart beat a little faster. Of course I haven't told him anything or shown my feelings toward him, at least I hope not. Ughhhh, I hate puberty and hormones and all those other things which make teens go crazy! I mean, here we were, probably being led to our deaths and I was thinking about his super sexy, deep, husky AHHH! You get what I mean.

"As soon as they open the doors we'll kick butt."

I sighed, we were all too hazy from the chloroform.

Why is he acting all weird anyway? Usually he'd say something like, "It's your fault anyway Maxie, everything is."

I guess this situation is worse than I thought.

We were sitting at the back a small, cramped truck and I was smushed in the middle of Fang and Nudge. He patted my knee and turned away.

"Max? Do we have a plan?" Angel's small voice spoke out into the dim space and my heart melted.

"Of course sweetie, we always have a plan." Think Max, think! Eraser's always come after us but they've have never been smart enough to knock us out with chloroform. Actually, I don't even know if it's those grotesque flying creatures. We never saw them before we were conked out. How did these people find us anyway? We had found the perfect home which kept us safe for 8 months or so.

"Ok guys, the only thing we can do is to hit anything and everything that opens the door. Got it?"

I got various responses from "yeah" to a small noise made from none other than the gasman.

"Aaahhh! Do you ever NOT have something to say from your butt?" screamed Nudge.

"Nope! Your fault for sitting right next to me. In fact, your fault for squishing me so much. Everything's your fault Nudge."

"Oh yeah? Whose fault is it for burning up the couch back home huh? And whose fault is it for… ummm Iggs, what are you doing?"

Iggy's hand was moving around Nudge's face. It found her mouth and covered it.

"Nobody cares right now, Nudge. You can scold Gazzy all you want when we bust outta here, if we ever do. And if so, I'm going all out with Fang, Max and you can't stop me. It's been forever since he's explained anything beautiful to me, if you know what I mean." Iggy smiled smugly.

Phew, at least he's still the same.

"Ew. I'm not all that old you know... and please do not make Fang go 'all out'" Angel said. Iggy blushed a little. We all sniggered. Well, all except Fang who smirked. Wow, I really love his crooked smile. It's really badass, in fact, everything about Fang is pretty badass. Wait…STOP MAX! Hmmm… where are we going? I really hope we're not being taken to Itex and even though they're destroyed, we'll never stop being suspicious.

We felt the truck come to a stop and got ready, well, as ready as we could get by being squished. Iggy groaned as he tried to turn. A foot smacked my face as I turned towards the door.

"Ouch! I'm gonna be bruised before we even get out of here!" I said, while rubbing my nose.

"Oops, sorry Max!" Gazzy said. There was more shuffling and a few hits here and there until we all were facing the door and ready to hit the first thing that opened it.

There was a rustling and the sound of a bolt being unlocked flew to my ears. I was crouched and all set.

But I misjudged the biggest thing.

A/N~ ooohh! What is the big part Max misses? FAX coming soon!

Hey you! Yeah you. R&R? This being my first story, it would make a difference ^_^