The character known as Kila, or Experiment 630, belongs to HeMeleNoLiloLover.

Chapter 1: Jumba's Misfortunes

Jumba awoke to a banging sound coming from outside his bedroom. He pulled the covers over his head, but the noise came again, louder this time. He heard a happy-like cooing, then more smashing. The sound went on continuously, so Jumba threw the covers onto the floor and begrudgingly rolled out of bed and set his feet on the floor.

Just then, he heard a yell. It sounded like Pleakley. The idiot probably got the camera and the blaster mixed up again (see note 1). Jumba grumbled as he walked toward the noise and ended up in the kitchen. There was Stitch, banging on pots, and a strainer on his head. One of his banging sticks was Pleakley.

Jumba gasped, then grabbed Pleakley and set him up straight. He grabbed Stitch by the ear and dragged him out of the kitchen. "Ow! Ow! Ow!" Stitch yelped, hopping along. Jumba pointed to the couch. "Sit."

Stitch sat.

Jumba rubbed his temples. He sighed. "Why must you play the 'drums' at..." Jumba looked at the clock. "Seven o'clock in the morning!" Stitch spread a toothy grin. He hopped off the couch and ran into the kitchen. He sat in front of his drums, then grabbed his sticks. He started beating on the drums again. Jumba rolled his eyes, then walked into the kitchen. He grabbed two sponges and stuffed them in his ears.

Nani came walking out of the bathroom with a purple toothbrush in her foaming mouth, her green bath robe on, and her hair up in a white towel. "What's that noise?" Nani yelled. "WHAT?" Jumba yelled. He pulled the sponges out of his ears. Nani gave him a weird look, then yelled again, "What's that loud noise!" Jumba pointed to the kitchen, jammed the sponges into his ears, and then walked into his room and slammed the door shut.

He sat on his bed and was about to lay down when Nani opened the door. Jumba sighed, then unplugged his ears. She closed the door, walked up to Jumba, and said, "I'll need you to get the groceries for me today. I've got to go to work, and at this rate I'm going to be late!" Jumba let out a huge sigh, then said under his breath, "I never get to do anything fun around here..." Nani nodded, as if she'd heard him, and gave him the grocery list. Then, she walked out of the room and closed the door.

Jumba crawled into bed and pulled the covers over his head. In the kitchen he could hear her yelling, "STITCH!" Then he heard some pots clanging, some more yelling, and lots of things falling over. Then there was a sound like a door opening and closing. "And don't EVER do that again!" Nani screamed. Nani is NOT the person who you would want to get on their bad side, especially in the morning.

The door opened again. Jumba squeezed his eyes shut, but something crawled on top of him and pried open his eyes. "WAKE UP!" Kila, Experiment 630, yelled. Jumba waved Kila off, so Kila said, "Well, FINE. Be that way." Kila hopped off the bed and out the door.

Just as Jumba was about to fall asleep, Lilo came barging in. "JUMBA! STITCH BROKE THE THINGYMIGJOB IN YOUR SHIP!" Jumba then grumbled to himself, "I'm never going to get to sleep around here..." He got out of bed and walked, shoulders hunched, into the closet. Random things flew out of the closet.

Lilo dodged around the articles of clothing while saying, "Jumba, you're coming out to the ship to fix it, right? Because it doesn't smell very nice..." Jumba walked out of the closet, his day clothes on. He rubbed his two left eyes, then nodded halfheartedly. Lilo grabbed Jumba's hand and dragged him out to the ship.

Jumba walked in the ship, only to be bombarded by eggs in his face. He scraped the egg off his face, but walked onto a skateboard and fell over, falling on pins faced up on the floor. "YOOOOWWWCHHHH!" he yelled, zooming up to his feet. But then, his head hit a balloon, and it popped. Sticky, oozing syrup gushed onto Jumba's body. "Yuck!" he said, stepping forward. "WHO DID—" Suddenly, a wind started up, and tons of tiny white feathers stuck onto his body. Jumba stood there, arms out, eyes closed, with a very annoyed look on his face. The tiniest white feather landed on his nose, and he blew it off.

"YOU LITTLE—" PJ jumped on Jumba's head and started laughing hysterically. Jumba reached for PJ, but PJ jumped off Jumba's head and out of the ship, running past Lilo. "Whoa, what happened here?" Lilo asked, looking at Jumba. He just let out a short, quick breath through his nose and stomped out of the ship.

Jumba walked into the kitchen and sat down. He slammed his fists on the table, then just sat there, frozen in position. Nani ran into the kitchen. "Au'we!" she gasped. "What happened to you!"

"PJ..."

"Oh... I see."

Silence.

"Well, I gotta go to work. You got a little something right... here..." Nani pointed to her nose. She laughed, then ran out the door. Jumba grumbled something about Nani and a whipped cream pie. He sat down at the table, only to hear a bothersome noise coming from the chair. He stood up and picked up a whoopee cushion.

Jumba heard a small laugh coming from out of the kitchen. He trudged out of the kitchen and grabbed Pleakley by his waist. He tightened his fist, and Pleakley shrieked. "Jumba! Jumba! I'm sorry! It... it was Kila's idea!" Jumba flicked his head toward Kila. Kila had a totally blank look on her face, saying, "He's lying!" Jumba narrowed his eyes at Pleakley. He had a sheepish grin on his face.

Jumba threw Pleakley against the wall and trudged into his room. Well, at least he may be able to get some sleep. If only Stitch wouldn't like Pleakley and the others so much, so that Jumba could make Stitch hurt them all. Not destroy them, not yet, but at least hurt those who had hurt him. If only Kila hadn't been a failure. If only he hadn't lost the experiment pods of 629, 631, 632, 633, 634, and 635. That was PLEAKLEY'S fault. Idiot. Jumba slammed the door and crawled into bed. He fell into a deep sleep, tossing and turning...