Awakening

Author's Note: This is the revised edition of chapter one. I decided I would start revising these, since like, they are kind of bad. …Okay, they're really bad, and well…they should all look nice, right? So. Yep.

Summary: And so little Yuffie is found and kidnapped.

Warnings: None.

Disclaimer: I don't own characters; Square-Enix does. You know this.

Haha! This is kind of amusing. For the past three hours, this gang decimated the local animals. Though I kinda feel bad that they sliced all the big owls…I made friends with those! At least the grasshoppers won't bother me. This truly is a free day for me!

So I'm just relaxing and…they're in close proximity. I should just go and try to steal some of their materia! They must have some kind of materia. After all, they're surviving somehow. I ambush them from behind and a little swipe here, and a little flame throwing there…

Yipes! How'd I lose? I'm the Great Ninja Yuffie! This so can't be happening. So can't! The man with the gun-arm keeps glaring at me, and I don't like it. I don't like it at all. It looks like he could eat me. And that lady with the big boobs…she could probably beat me to a pulp! But, I must remain brave! I will not be taken advantage of!

"Hey! Come back here!" I say. "I want a rematch!" I throw a couple of punches in the air, and show 'em a good left hook. The spiky-haired kid's just gonna laugh and… "It's not funny!" He laughs some more and decides to leave. Hmm. Wait. If I join their team, then I'll be able to steal their materia! "Wait! Let me join you! I promise I'll be nice!" They turn around, and the big-boobed woman asks the spiky-headed one something. I guess he's leader. He nods and responds, "Let's go." But, wait. I haven't even introduced myself! That's rude. Wait. They're leaving. Oh no. "Wait guys, my name is--!"

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You know what? Maybe I shouldn't have joined their party. They travel a lot. And it's insane. They act like we're superheroes. How the heck are we gonna save THE PLANET. We've probably traveled like around the world! I should count this. Around the world in 80 days… heck, I bet we did it in 30! This is just crazy.

And Cloud (the leader guy with spiky hair), is taking us to his hometown of Nibelheim. Haha, that's a funny name. Nibelheim. Maybe I should have studied more. This place sounds so weird, according to all the thousands of stories he told. Especially about that Sephiroth guy. Uh. I still don't get why exactly we're going here. We all hate him, so we're gonna do what he says and go directly to his secret layer so he can like, probably kill us. Ohh, this is soo much like a bad Batman movie. I'm gonna hate this!

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