What's a plot?
A/N: This bassicly goes out to all the stories out there who don't have a plot *cough* MARY-SUE'S *cough*. I will write a parody on all cliché stories, so help me out here ;)
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters, not even the Mary Sue ones. The others belong to the great writer Tolkien.
Story 1: Girls getting transported to Middle-Earth
One day, Amy and Katie were in Amy's room, counting their Orlando Bloom posters. "Like, I have three more then you! Not to mention, I've got one where he wears nothing but boxers." Katie glared at Amy. How dare she insult her so badly? "Like, I have two more Elijah Wood posters, so we're even" Katie folded her arms and seemed to be rather upset. All of a sudden, there is a ray of ligt, and suddenly, a whole flash of light. From that moment on, Katie and Amy rememberred nothing.
Katies POV
Like, we were in Amy's room, right? And all of a sudden this big flashy light appears! At first, I thought that maybe it was because of my flashy smile, with my pearly teath, but then again, I'm like, somewhere else and Amy isn't here. I don't know where I am, but I'm in a scary big forest, with trees all over me. I hope I'm like, having a nightmare. Just as I thought I'd be save here, I saw this big, ugly-like creature, growling all over! Oh boy, he starts coming my way!! "No, stop yanking my hair, I've just sprayed it for three hours, and made it hurricane proove!" I thought that I was gonna die, as the creature stabbed me in my shoulder. And like, then I saw this hero-like creature, with his long blond hair, and his God-like face. He killed the ugly creature, and took me in his arms.
Legolas' POV
Her hair was blond, she had the biggest boobs ever, and she was as skinny as Callista Flockheart. Which man could resist someone like her. She had the bluest eyes, and her smile was breathtaking. She was perfect. All of a sudden, her wound was healed. "How come your wound is healed?" "I don't know, probably because I have magic powers which I now magicly discover." Oh no. Symptone number 2, magic powers. Oh no, this couldn't be.. No, please! A fangirl, Mary-Sue, whatever you call them, I'm screwed! Now she'll be all over me untill I give up and marry her and make her the princess of Mirkwood. Well, I'll take her to the councill, and ask if they have some solution to these fangirls. I've already gave three to Faramir, but they didn't want him, saying that 'The Two Towers' wasn't out yet, so they didn't knew who he was. Frankly, I think they need serious help.
On the other hand, as much as I tried to hate her, the girl was intruging. Suddenly, I felt the urge to kiss her... No! I've been through this before, and I know I can fight this! She's probably using her perfectness to make me kiss her. Control yourself Legolas, control. She's nothing but a brainless bimbo.
Suddenly, she stood up, showing off her perfect ass. "I'm like, so hot!", she said, with an annoying and whiney voice, though it seemed perfect all at once. Oh my.. she suddenly took of her clothes. This is it! I can't help it. Don't blame me, you would've done the same, yes, even if you were a girl, or gay. I'd love to hate her, but I can't. Suddenly, I felt like going into trance, all I remember is having rough sex... God, I hate her.
A/N: Short chapter! Next one will be up soon, though. Read and review! I'd love that.
A/N: This bassicly goes out to all the stories out there who don't have a plot *cough* MARY-SUE'S *cough*. I will write a parody on all cliché stories, so help me out here ;)
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters, not even the Mary Sue ones. The others belong to the great writer Tolkien.
Story 1: Girls getting transported to Middle-Earth
One day, Amy and Katie were in Amy's room, counting their Orlando Bloom posters. "Like, I have three more then you! Not to mention, I've got one where he wears nothing but boxers." Katie glared at Amy. How dare she insult her so badly? "Like, I have two more Elijah Wood posters, so we're even" Katie folded her arms and seemed to be rather upset. All of a sudden, there is a ray of ligt, and suddenly, a whole flash of light. From that moment on, Katie and Amy rememberred nothing.
Katies POV
Like, we were in Amy's room, right? And all of a sudden this big flashy light appears! At first, I thought that maybe it was because of my flashy smile, with my pearly teath, but then again, I'm like, somewhere else and Amy isn't here. I don't know where I am, but I'm in a scary big forest, with trees all over me. I hope I'm like, having a nightmare. Just as I thought I'd be save here, I saw this big, ugly-like creature, growling all over! Oh boy, he starts coming my way!! "No, stop yanking my hair, I've just sprayed it for three hours, and made it hurricane proove!" I thought that I was gonna die, as the creature stabbed me in my shoulder. And like, then I saw this hero-like creature, with his long blond hair, and his God-like face. He killed the ugly creature, and took me in his arms.
Legolas' POV
Her hair was blond, she had the biggest boobs ever, and she was as skinny as Callista Flockheart. Which man could resist someone like her. She had the bluest eyes, and her smile was breathtaking. She was perfect. All of a sudden, her wound was healed. "How come your wound is healed?" "I don't know, probably because I have magic powers which I now magicly discover." Oh no. Symptone number 2, magic powers. Oh no, this couldn't be.. No, please! A fangirl, Mary-Sue, whatever you call them, I'm screwed! Now she'll be all over me untill I give up and marry her and make her the princess of Mirkwood. Well, I'll take her to the councill, and ask if they have some solution to these fangirls. I've already gave three to Faramir, but they didn't want him, saying that 'The Two Towers' wasn't out yet, so they didn't knew who he was. Frankly, I think they need serious help.
On the other hand, as much as I tried to hate her, the girl was intruging. Suddenly, I felt the urge to kiss her... No! I've been through this before, and I know I can fight this! She's probably using her perfectness to make me kiss her. Control yourself Legolas, control. She's nothing but a brainless bimbo.
Suddenly, she stood up, showing off her perfect ass. "I'm like, so hot!", she said, with an annoying and whiney voice, though it seemed perfect all at once. Oh my.. she suddenly took of her clothes. This is it! I can't help it. Don't blame me, you would've done the same, yes, even if you were a girl, or gay. I'd love to hate her, but I can't. Suddenly, I felt like going into trance, all I remember is having rough sex... God, I hate her.
A/N: Short chapter! Next one will be up soon, though. Read and review! I'd love that.