Author's Note: This is a very weird idea I came up with so...bear with me please. I don't own Ed, Edd & Eddy or Batman they belong to their respective owners Cartoon Network and DC Comics. Please read and review!

Chapter One

Eddy ran from the graveyard with tears in his eyes. "It's alright Eddy, we're here for you," Double D's voice rang in his ears. "Don't cry buddy! Have a chicken!" Ed's goofy voice said as well. Ed then said in his mind, "Breaking the fourth wall! YAY!" Eddy ran until he couldn't anymore. As he held his face he felt a creak from underneath him, he took a step and then-CRASH!-the ground gave away beneath his feet.

He fell for what seemed like minutes until he landed, very painfully on his back. "OW!" he shouted in minor agony. He looked around and saw something in the darkness that terrified him…eyes. Dozens of them. He heard the screeches but still ducked down. After about a minute, he looked up and his eyes widened. Bats. He stood up with them and it seemed to lift his spirts...literally, as he was lifted off the ground, unaware of the fact that someone was pulling him up and shouting, "EDDY! ARE YOU OK!?"

The Present

Eddy awoke from his daydream and realized that he was in the school lunchroom. He turned and saw Double D, his smart best friend smiling at him. "That memory again Eddy?" he asked kindly.

"Y-yeah," Eddy stuttered. "Sorry...what were we talking about?"

"The Gourd!" Ed shouted stupidly.

Eddy's vacant and sad demeanor turned into one of pure anger and hatred. "Johnny has gone too far this time! Wait...what did he do?" he asked confused.

Double D sighed and replied simply, "He robbed a bank. His parents deny everything."

Eddy growled and pounded his fist saying, "He's gone too far this time!" It was true. Ever since last summer, when Johnny lost Plank, he became a super criminal, vowing to take over Peach Creek. And now he robbed a bank. Nobody believed the Ed's even though they were there. Of course nobody believed them. They were considered the scourge of the cul-de-sac...well, at least until Johnny became The Gourd.

But, over the next few years, a certain short, loudmouthed Ed would become Peach Creek's protector...he would become...The Batman.

Author's Note: I hope you like it so far!