TWILIGHT VS VAMPIRE SUCK INTERVIEWS!
Chapter 1 Edward vs. Edward?
Me: I wish I own twilight….and vampire suck *cries*
T Edward: which in reality, you will never own in your life! *comes into the room*
Me: you know Edward; it's rude to come to people's house, which I never did invite you.
T Edward: yeah you did.
Me: since when.
T Edward: since this morning, remember you sent me a text, for me to come here duh *pats my head*
Me: oh shut up, that was for the other Edward. Anyway on with the story!
*Edward Cullen comes in and sits*
Me:" ello dwardo" while eating chips.
T Edward:" hello and its Edward not dwardo".
Me:" so, I cal my sister Maya which isn't her real name, you don't see her correcting me, do you".
T Edward:" because she loves you an-"
Me:" and loves me blah blah, and are family blah blah, can you get tot the point, instead of giving me a stupid speech".
T Edward:" you know it's rude to interrupt me".
Me:" so it's also rude that you stalk Bella, before she found out what you are and letting your sister keep an eye on her 24/7 idiot" throws chips at him.
T Edward:" to keep her safe".
Me:" oh who cares, it's a pattern anyways".
T Edward:" how is it a pattern".
Me:" id don't know, read the book or watch the movie.
T Edward:" but wouldn't it be better to tell me?"
Me:" no, I'm too lazy to tell you, and besides you should know, since your smart and all".
T Edward:"okay"?
Me:" whatever…hey Edward"
T Edward:" what"
Me:" are…you gay? "Reads a book out of nowhere.
T Edward:"WHAT!...why would you say that, never in my life that I'm gay, and where did you get that book from"?
Me:" don't try to change the subject! And from my best friend." Mumbles 'idiot'.
T Edward:" I heard that".
Me:" you were suppose to, and you are gay, end of discussion point and period.
T Edward:" FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT GAY!" yells at me.
Me:" yes you are.
T Edward:"NOT!"
Me: "YES!"
T Edward:"NOT!"
Me: "YES!"
T Edward:"NOT!"
Me:' YES!"
T Edward:"NOT!"
Me:" YES YOU DAM ARE! YOU FUCKING BLOODSUCKER!"
T Edward:" you know what, whatever I'm done with this, if you need me I'm going to hunt" runs in vampire speed, out of the room.
Me:" whatever um who's next" looks at clipboard "oh Edward sullen, you can come in now.
V.S.E:"mmmm hello Maria" Edward sullen comes into the room, with an animal in his hands, that were bloody.
Me: um Edward.
V.S.E: yeah Maria, are you alright?"
Me:" yeah, but can I ask you something"
V.S.E:" yeah shoot" sucking the blood of an animal.
Me:" why did you bring a deer in here, and are your hands full of blood" looks at the hands.
V.S.E:" oh I wanted to drink some blood, so I just went for a quick hunt, and it was hard to take down the big male deer" throws the male deer out the window, and went into his pocket and grabs tissue to wipe the blood off "sorry".
Me:" its okay, so how's becca?"
V.S.E:" she's good I'm glad you came to the wedding".
Me:" well I'm honor, to be invited to be your wedding, UN like some people didn't invite me."
V.S.E:" well I'm glad you had fun, and thanks for the bloody wine, it taste real good, where you get it"?
Me:" from my vein! , I just mix the blood with red and white wine."
V.S.E;" oh, well the wine had an amazing taste it's like something I never taste before."
Me:"thank you, I can make you two bottles of it, if you want."
V.S.E:"I would love that thank you Maria, what you call your wine?"
Me:" bloine, mixture of my blood and wine put together and you get blonie."
T Edward:" WHAT!" comes back into the room in full vampire speed "YOU CAN NEVER GIVE A VAMPIRE HUMAN BLOOD, THAT GIVES THEM A REASONTO GO FOR MORE!"
Me:" so, you act like you never taste human blood before, I saw and read it."
V.S.e:" that was to save Bella".
Me:" yeah, then you left her in the woods, then got in trouble with other vampires, and being told to change her, and went thru war with wolves to take down the newborns, finally got married then had sex, that wasn't unprotection, by the way your stupid by not using protection, and had a baby spawn and got in trouble with the same vampires again".
V.S.E:" wow and I thought my movie was too much."
Me:" your movie was funny, especially that seen when daro and you were dancing, and the prom picture that was kind of gay."
V.S.E:" it post to be entertainment for you guys."
T Edward:" oh please you would know what entertainment means."
V.S.E:" well at least I didn't sparkle when I was telling my becca the truth."
T Edward:" oh please, you did sparkle."
Me:"he was wearing a chain, then at the moon like scene when the sun shine he didn't, the only thing saw is his 'new moon', which was funny."
V.s.E:" um I felt embarrassed, when I was naked."
Me:"don't worry about it, BTW you looked good nude" I winked at him.
V.S.E:"thanks" winks back at me.
T Edward:" EW
Me:" oh shut up Edward, and besides I know what happens with you and Bella behind closed doors."
T Edward:" um I uh um" looks embarrassed.
Me:"HA I KNEW IT!"
T Edward:" um I oh look at the time bye" leaves out of the room.
V.S.E:"wow, so Maria the bloine?"
Me:"yeah, ill just give it to becca for the next interview."
V.S.e:"ok, see you tomorrow" leaves.
a/n: please give me good reivews, and be nice. next is bella and becca, i had a hard time with her..so yeah i be back!