Snape smirked as he read the letter. Cedric wanted to see him, this evening and to stay the weekend! Severus blinked and looked at the clock, he only had a few hours! He leapt for the shower, scrubbing with a ferocity never before seen. Soon his hair was grease free, the skin immaculate and his good clothes on. Tight jeans and a slightly-small black T showcased his slim figure as he carefully parted his hair to the left of his head. He carefully picked up a silver necklace, the thin chain had a small train charm attached, representing Cedric's work on trains. He glanced at himself in the mirror, suddenly feeling nervous. He quickly took out a stick of gum and chewed on it, freshening his breath while giving his some confidence, however girly. He grabbed his overnight bag and left the dorms under a disillusionment charm. He strutted towards Dumbledore's office, smiling with a lightly evil lilt as he thought about Cedric. Suddenly, Potter's gang showed up pointing their wands straight at him. He blinked and moved to the right, seeing the wands move with him. He sighed, removing the charm and rolling his eyes exaggeratedly. "What do you want?"
The four boys looked confused at his attitude, glancing uneasily between each other.
"Well can you move? I'm trying to get through here." He said exasperatedly, twisting his necklace around his first finger while his right hand held his bag. They didn't take a hint. "Look. I have somewhere to be. Can you let me past?" He said carefully and slowly. "I don't want to be late."
"Where're you going that's oh so important?" Sirius sneered.
"And dressed up too, or trying to be." James snickered.
Severus chewed his gum a bit, mouth wide open, while he rolled his eyes. "God. Just shutup." Severus retorted, unimpressed and annoyed.
"Tetchy…" James raised an eyebrow. "Going to see a secret lover?"
"Who would take Snivellus as a lover?" Sirius snorted.
"Oh per-lease! I wouldn't be anyone's Lover." Severus shook his head. "However; toy is a completely different matter." He smirked, biting on his finger. "Anyways, I need to be going on, Cedric is waiting. And I need to get changed be for he sees me." He winked, completely killing the boy's teasing. "He's requested a neko-maid today too..."
"What's a… Neko-maid?" Remus asked hesitantly.
"Oh, it's like a maid costume with a cat tail and ears." Severus smirked, walking past the group of frozen boys as the mental picture melted their brains. He trotted the Dumbledore's office, hopping in the floo with a quick nod to the headmaster.
LOL, random idea I had XD