Yoshinaruto: Hello, you probably know me from Final Destination Yn Edition series. I am here writing my first Humor story with my friend who isn't registered yet, he plans the name Yoshigoomba, so don't take it or Yoshi will eat you!

Yoshigoomba:Hello I will try to make lots of funny parts P.S. Yoshis and goombas rule!

Yoshinaruto: He is the reason there was comedy in the 4th FD. Anyway-

Yoshigoomba:You bet I'm good at comedy!

Yoshinaruto: ANYWAY, let the story begin!

Yoshigoomba: Alright, I'll will start off as narration, and Yoshinaruto might too.

Yoshinaruto: I don't think so, Now let it begin already!

Yoshigoomba:Fine! -.- This is about Yoshi becoming overlord of all the universe! It all started as Yoshi was sitting under his favorite apple tree.

Yoshinaruto: I said no narration!

Yoshigoomba:I just finished!

Yoshinaruto: Let it begin and don't narrate!

Yoshi: Well, time to get more cookies! I only have one left.

As Yoshi goes to get more a dark figure moves into his house.

-Meanwhile at Peaches castle-

*Knock Knock*

Peach: Who is it?

Peach opens the door revealing it to be Bowser.

Bowser: Hey Peach do you want to marry me? :)

Peach: Ah! Burglar! *Spays him in the eyes with pepper spray*

Bowser: It burns!

Bowser Jr.: *Walks to door* Hi mama, want to buy some girl scout cookies? I'm working to become a master girl scout. Ah! Burglar! *Kicks Bowser in his kiwis*

Bowser: Squeak!

Mario: *Runs around screaming* There's a boil on my butt! There's a boil on my butt! *Looks at Bowser* Ah! Burglar! *Shoots Bowser in the kiwis with a fire ball*

Bowser: Why! *Falls on the floor*

Peach: Wait, hes not a burglar.

Mario: Oh... *Continues screaming*

-meanwhile at Yoshi's house-

Yoshi: Someone ate my last cookie. They will pay!

-Peach's castle-

Bowser: The pain! But the cookie was good. :)

Peach: Would somebody pop Mario's boil already! Hes been screaming for 5 hours!

Mario: *Gets hit by tranquilizer dart*

Daisy: That's not something you see everyday. Maybe I should fix the dart launcher.

Bowser: I'm going back for another cookie, it was so good... after my kiwis heal anyway.

Yoshi: You ate my cookie!

Bowser: Oh no.

Yoshi: *Kicks him in the kiwis multiple times*

Bowser: The pain!

Fawful: I have chortles!

Yoshi,Peach,Daisy,Bowser Jr.: Ah! Burglar! *Kick him in the kiwis for about 5 hours straight*

Mario: *Wakes up* There's a boil on my butt! *Gets shot by a tranquilizer dart... again*

Birdo: Be quiet! Cant you see that some people are trying to clean their cheese! *Kicks Mario in the kiwis*

Koops: Why is everybody kicking people in the kiwis!

Medical Toad: I heard that someone was kicked in the kiwis for 5 hours, they need to go to the ICU asap!

Koops and Birdo: Ah! Burglar! *Kicks medical toad in kiwis*

Medical Toad: Forget I asked... I don't think I can feel my kiwis.

Police Toad: Load the smiley faced weirdo into the ambulance!

All including medical Toad: Ah! Burglar!

Police Toad: *Shoots at Yoshi but hits his cookie*

Yoshi: You shot my cookie! *Kicks him in the kiwis multiple times but is taken away by the s.w.a.t team then he eats them*

-Prison-

Police Toad: Never kick an officer in the kiwis!

Yoshi: *Eats prison*

Police Toad: No! *Gets eaten by Yoshi*

Yoshi: Yeah! I'm free! Come on guys lets go get some cookies from the super market!

-Super Market-

Manager: What is that?

Yoshi stampede: *Destroys the super market and steals cookies leaves paycheck and they run out with cookies in their mouths*

-ICU-

Doctor Toady: Fawful, for my test result, your diagnosis is that your kiwis exploded. So you will need a KIWI TRANSPLANT.

Fawful: Noooooooooooooooooooo! *5 days later*

Fawful: oooooooooooooooooooo! And who was the donor?

Doctor Toady: Some blue guy named Sonic.

Sonic: The Pain!

Fawful: Noooooooooooooooooooo!

Doctor Toady: Too late, we already did the transplant.

Nurse: More Anastasia! *Hits Fawful on head with frying pan*

Mario: There's a boil on my butt! There's a boil on my butt!

Nurse: Ah! Burglar! *Hits Mario in the kiwis with a frying pan*

Yoshi:Ah! There's a boil on my fruit! There's boil on my fruit!

Doctor Toady: I'll take care of it for you.

Yoshi: Ah! Burglars! *Flutter kicks everyone in the kiwis* I'm outta here! I'm gonna be in the casino with my Yoshi brethren!

Yoshi stampede: *Destroys ICU* *Sees a man dressed in a cookie costume* Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum!

Man in costume: Ah! Its the apocalypse!

Toadsworth: Today, we are announcing the President of the United Mushrooms. And the winner of the Election is... Mario!

Mario: Thank You everyone! Oh No... There's a boil on butt again!

Yoshi stampede: Ah! Burglar! *Kicks Mario in the kiwis*

Audience: Ah! Burglar! Kicks Toadsworth in the kiwis.

Yoshi stampede and Audience: *Looks at the other group* Ah! Burglars!

Mario: Its World War III ! Well I know one way to solve this! Clone myself! *Gets in clone machine*

Mario: Mario army, Attack!

Mario Clone Army: There are boils on our butts! There are boils on our butts!

Mario: Well that didn't go as expected. Ah! There are 2 boils on my butt! One boil per cheek! Only $5.99 plus shipping plus handling plus tax makes it $50 per boil! Oh wait I forgot to carry the 2, It is actually $700 per boil. Discounts make it $699.99!

Yoshi stampede: There are 2 boils on his butt! *Faints*

Yoshigoomba: Hope you liked this chapter! Btw, I thought of the burglar and boil on the butt ideas.

Yoshinaruro: And I thought of the war between Yoshis and Toads.

Yoshigoomba: Don't forget the Mario clones and Fawful idea Yoshinaruto.

Yoshinaruto: Thanks, this has been the first chapter the next chapter will actually start the story.

Mario: There are 3 boils on my butt!

Yoshinaruto and Yoshigoomba: Shut up!

Yoshi: Ah! Burglar!*Karate chops Mario in the kiwis*

The end... of this chapter.

Will Mario recover from his kiwi injury?