Disclaimer I do not own the following. Story inspired by picture Elf Sacrifice by faustie, this fic was written by Candon.

Zelda awoke strapped to a stone slab, she knew what happened, and she had been kidnapped by a new villain. Zelda was seriously starting doubt the abilities of the castle guard as this was the 10th time this month she had been taken, it also didn't help the fact that as a child Link got by them easy.

"Ah your awake, good!" said a voice.

"Who are you!?" demanded Zelda.

"Your new master of course" said the voice.

"Not in a few minutes, Link will come in here to save me" said Zelda.

"Ha not if my minions have anything to say about it" said the voice.

"So what's your plan?" asked Zelda.

"Have sex with you until your body dies" said the voice.

"That doesn't even make the top 10 list of plans Link has foiled" said Zelda.

"I have a question?" asked the voice.

"What is it?" asked Zelda.

"Why does Link live 300 miles away and not at the castle with you where it would make so much more sense ass all your guards are wholly incompetent." said the voice.

"I have no idea I should have thought of this sooner, I mean for crying out loud I'm 24 I'll be an old maid soon so I might as well marry Link" said Zelda.

"You're not going to have that chance" said the voice.

"Why not?" asked Zelda.

An orb began to glow and a vision of Link appeared. Link was trapped in a room filled with monster. For every one monster he slew another 3 entered the room. Link was being overwhelmed and nothing could help. Link backed into a corner firing with arrows and bombs then blocking with his shield and slashing with his sword until they finally got him.

"Nooo!" screamed Zelda.

"Yes!" cheered the voice.

A long black tentacle emerged from the darkness and ripped off her gown.

"Tasty succulent flesh" said the voice.

"Hey you said sex, not a damn meal" said Zelda.

"That I did, why don't you seem fazed by this?" asked the voice.

"I've been captured 430 times in my life, I'm not a virgin or a stranger to freaky things" said Zelda.

"Link has saved you 430 times?" asked the voice.

"605" said Zelda.

"What the fuck is wrong with you, maybe I did Link a favor by killing him" said the voice.

"Next time I'll make sure I have better security" said Zelda.

"There won't be a next time!" laughed the voice.

A tentacle probed her body until it found her vagina. There is plunged inside. It pushed into her then pulled out. As one tentacle thrusted into her another began pinching her nipples.

"Ah...Link has...died a...lot...trying to save...he...argh...will live again!" moaned Zelda.

"I know that's why I made sure he would be resurrected in that room!" laughed the voice.

To Zelda it felt as if the tentacle was expending inside her, taking up more room. The tentacle was losing speed but gaining power as it continued to thrust into her body. She felt an orgasm come and go all while the tentacle never came once. She now understood that this voice was indeed a formidable opponent and he would fuck her until her body was dust.