Fluffy Phan Drabble
Author: Midnight4568
Word count: 113
Disclaimer: I do not own Dan, Phil, Prince William, Kate Middleton, or the royal baby.
"I can't believe Prince William and Kate Middleton didn't name the royal baby Philip!" exclaimed Phil.
"Hashtag royal baby," corrected Dan.
"Will you ever stop ironically hashtagging things, Daniel?" Phil crossed his arms.
"So, what is the baby's full name, anyway?" Dan wondered.
Phil read off his phone, "George Alexander Louis or Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge."
"Well, that's a mouthful!" Dan said while putting a handful of Maltesers in his mouth. Phil pouted. "Aww, don't be sad, I'll be sure to name my future kid Phil just for you," Dan added.
Phil brightened up. "Meow." He glomped Dan and thought to himself, You mean our future kid. He'll be Phil jr.