It has now been three years since Total Drama Island first aired on television with it's twenty-two teenager cast and crew, later joined by the quite obnoxious and spoiled girl Veronica and her aunt Blaineley later on in season three alongside two other people one of which is now presumably deceased. Just a year since that said third season first hit the scene with it's singing theme, and now the dashing host Chris McLean with his perfect black hair and matching eyes, wonderful blue collared shirt, majestic khaki pants, well built and amazing body and all good sneakers who totally did not pay me to write any of this stood once more on the dock of the original setting of Camp Wawanawka, speaking of course of the latest and fourth season of his show: Total Drama. "Welcome to Season Four of Total Drama, folks! And we're right back at where Season One took place, Camp Wawanakwa! As you can see, things have changed since we last been here. And by changed, I mean gotten really, REALLY dangerous!", Chris opened up with, suddenly revealed to be standing next to a woman with long blonde hair worn down, a pink hairband, a short pink skirt, pink heeled boots, a pink shirt with the left sleeve long and the right sleeve short, a pink choker on and of course a white belt on, she also had teal coloured eyes, and they both had an intern holding drinks standing next to them, "But anyway, welcome, viewers! Welcome, to the next season, of Total Drama! I, am Chris, McLean! We kinda had a deal with Veronica's Dad, when his nuclear waste company shut down and his princess here joined the executive staff of the network, he signed off all the rights to his nuclear waste to the Network! They gave it to me, and I decided to take her daddy's toxic waste and dump it all over this island!"

"I have to admit", Veronica then confessed, "I would have done the same anyway."

"Haha! Yeah", and then they both took lemonade drinks from the intern's plate, "Now, you might be wondering, what has that done to the island? Well-", and then a giant tentacle came from under the dock, but Veronica and Chris stepped out of it's path, leaving it grab the intern and pull him under instead, "That. Now, we should probably talk about what is different about the island! And by different, I mean totally, totally TOTALLY DEADLY!", he then laughed even more, "Yeah! TOTALLY deadly! Just as that intern learned! For one, the rules of the game have remained the same! A handful of unsuspecting teens will bunk with dirty strangers, air their dirty laundry in our outhouse confessional, and compete in life threatening challenges all over the island! And risk being voted off too! Last one standing wins ONE, MILLION, DOLLARS!And speaking of contestants", and then focus went to a large yacht that was passing by with all of the Season 1-3 contestants on it. Due to the ammount, they will simply be named. On the front deck Blaineley was sitting ontop of Bruno the bear and happily hugging his head, while Courtney, Heather and Alejandra all glared at eachother behind them. Geoff and Bridgette were both dancing to music together behind even them, and the armless and in a wheelchair Ezekiel was having Beth sit in his lap and kiss him romantically, with Lindsay and Brady making out beside them. On the starboard deck, LeShawna, Harold and DJ were all dancing to music together while Eva just stood motionless beside them. On the back deck, Cody, Justin and Duncan were dancing together closely, with Justin somewhat glaring at Duncan. With them was Owen too, dancing aswell. Izzy was hanging upside down with her head in a life preserver and Noah and Gwen just held hands and looked at her with raised eyebrows. On the upper deck, Tyler and Trent were passionately making out on the railings, while Katie was taking a selfie of herself and Sadie behind them. Though once the camera then panned out to show Chris and Veronica, the yacht literally just drove on passed the dock without any sign of stopping at all. Chris just smiled and said, "No, not them, THEM! and of course he was gesturing to a different vehicle coming towards the island, more specifically, a large Zeppelin blimp piloted by Chef, the large dark-skinned co-host with a thin black mustache, gap in his teeth and bald head who was also the chef of the show, who was even in his pilot uniform, but was visibly worried about how he would be landing the blimp. Though he still pressed a switch that revealed the bottom part of the blimp to actually be a yacht that then fell right into the lake for no particular reason at all; "Meet, Jasmine!", and the first person he introduced was dark-skinned, had vest with a white shirt under it, a short pair of khaki shorts and back boots, and she had short black hair in a ponytail with a hat to match her outfit, and she also spoke in an Australian accent;

"Wow", Jasmine commented, gazing over at the island the yacht was nearing, "That island sure is a beaut!"

"And Scott!", and of course Chris was introducing the boy next to Jasmine, who had short orange/red hair, blue eyes, a white sleeveless shirt, blue jeans, brown sneakers and freckles on his face and shoulders/back. He was already looking at Jasmine with a suspicious look;

"Just say outta my way", Scott said right back to Jasmine with;

"Heh, we going to have a problem?"

"That depends", and Scott then, for virtually no reason, sniffed his armpit just before Chris introduced the next contestant;

"Mike!", and the contestant he then introduced had brown spikey hair, brown eyes, a teal shirt, blue jean pants, brown sneakers, a gap in his teeth, but overall a kind and friendly appearance, "and Dawn!", and the person introduced after that was a girl who had long blonde hair, was rather short, had purple leggings, a long sleeve green sweater, a black skirt, and black dress shoes. She was meditating on the railing, when she became suspicious of Mike almost suddenly;

"That's strange", Dawn commented to Mike with, confusing him;

"Huh?", Mike replied, "What's strange?"

"Your aura", Dawn commented, "It's...it's just, I've never seen so many colours before."

"Heheh, what?"

"Your aura!", Dawn answered, "And, strangely...the main colour is...quite...dar-"

"And Lightning!", and right when Chris called that out, Lightning popped up out of nowhere and sent Mike tumbling the other way. Lightning was a dark-skinned boy with a shaved/short hairstyle, a blue jersey with a yellow '1' on it, dark coloured shorts, sneakers matching his jersey, and of course dark eyes. When he popped up, he was flexing his muscles proudly, and even kissed them a bit;

"Hello Gorgeous!", was all he said as he smiled at the camera while flexing. It was then that it was revealed where Mike landed, into the arms of one of two twin girls, both in red/white cheerleader outfits, having shoulder length light blonde hair, white heeled boots, and teal/blue eyes. The only difference, was that one had a beauty mark under her right eye. The other did not have a beauty mark, and was the one who caught Mike;

"Amy and Samey!", was how Chris introduced the two twins;

"Um, my name is pronounced Sammy.", Samey then clarified, helping Mike up to his feet;

"Ugh oh my god, stop complaining, Samey", Amy then angrily replied with, "Like, seriously, he can't even hear you from this distance!", Samey just bowed her head, too afraid to reply to her sister at all.

"Hey", Mike then said to Samey, gaining her attention, "Thanks for that save.", Samey smiled and was about to reply, when Amy interrupted with a lie;

"Um no, sorry, it was actually ME who broke your fall, not her!", and then Samey just sighed and bowed her head again, Mike was confused, but just shrugged in response and said;

"Well, whichever one did, thanks.", and then Chris immediately introduced the next contestant after that, who was a dark-skinned boy with freckles wearing a green wizard hat, a green wizard cloak, dark eyes, a fake beard and a gap in his teeth. He was reading from a spell book when Chris revealed his name;

"Leonard!"

"Blippty wee blippity woo, get us to the island as fast as I can say woo!", was all Leonard said, which amazed the next contestant revealed, who was a blue-eyed somewhat overweight girl with a short pink shirt, tight blue jean pants, wedge heels, and long blonde hair done in an incredibly fancy fashion, she also had a gap in her teeth aswell, and had visible eyelashes. She was gushing over Leonard;

"Sugar!", was Chris' introduction of her.

"Oh my lord", Sugar gushed over Leonard, "A real, live, wizard!"

"Ella!", and once Chris said that name, Sugar became irritated when, from the lower deck of the yact, right next to her and Leonard, she heard singing, singing from a girl with black hair similar to snow white, a pink bow in said hair, a short pink princess dress/blouse and skirt, pink princess shoes and even pink princess gloves. There were even birds chirping and flying all around Ella too, and Sugar looked on in annoyance;

"Ahhahh, ahhahhha, oh we're riding on a yacht!", Ella sang happily to the birds, "Yes, we're riding on a yacht! The island will soon be in earshot! And soon, oh my friends, soon, we will be on said isle!", Sugar had to restrain herself from attacking the singing girl, but focus immediately shifted to the next contestant, a woman in her adult years with fancy black hair that was shoulder length, a cleavage showing blue shirt with a black waist part, black skinny jeans, black heeled boots, and the shirt being sleeveless. She also had various rings on her fingers and very fancy golden earrings. She was inrcedibly angry about being here, and Chris even said her name with a very cold tone of voice;

"Cassandra."

"Ugh", the British Cassandra sulked, "Will you bloody wankers just shut up already?! I am trying to actually enjoy my last view of actual beauty!"

"Oh you just shut up you racist old hag!", Sugar said right back to her, angry at her already, "You lucky one of the black people haven't pushed you off the boat already you ugly old witch!", of course, Sugar was refferring to events that led to Cassandra becoming a contestant, which Chris was sure to be bringing up very soon. But either way, Cassandra was still offended by Sugar's comment;

"I don't know who you are calling ugly", Cassandra replied with, gaining her smug attitude back, "Unless, you've been looking into a mirror lately."

"Oh HELL No!", and then Sugar went for the attack, "You just went where you WON'T be returnin' from!", and Sugar immediately charged at Cassandra, who immediately panicked and ran from the charging Sugar. Though Sugar didn't give up the chase, and it was likely she did eventually catch up to and beat up Cassandra. Though we may never know, for the camera panned to the next contestant, who was on the roof of the yacht, far from the other campers.

"Shawn!", was what Chris said to introduce him, and he was a boy with a green beanie hat, shaggy brown hair, a bit of chin stubble, black eyes, a long-sleeved white shirt, blue jean pants and sneakers. He was actually looking at the island when he possibly spotted movement on it that he didn't see of what, and naturally, got paranoid at that very moment;

"Was that a zombie?!", Shawn panicked, "What are we doing heading for that island?! We're heading right for the hoard, man!", and then he began running for the back of the boat just as the camera panned to the next contestant;

"Cameron!", and of course Chris was introducing a dark-skinned boy who was unbelievably short, had short shaven hair, glasses, a red hoodie jacket, short yellow shorts, sneakers and socks, he was smiling when he took a breathe of fresh air:

"Fresh air!", Cameron happily said, and he continued to gush over being outside for once in his life, "A real lake! Birds!" , and then a large flock of pigeons flew right into him, flying passed him but almost carrying him with them, "Woooahugh!", was his noise he made as they did this, but soon enough, Shawn jumped from the yacht's roof, did a backflip, but then immediately crash landed right into Cameron, sending them both falling down to the bottom deck where the last camper to be introduced was;

"And finally, Topher!", and of course Chris was introducing a handsome young man, with light brown hair in something of a quiff fashion, a shirt with somewhat long sleeves to the elbow with a similar colour to Chris' shirt, a white collar coming from said shirt, khaki pants, and sneakers just like Chris'. The boy had green eyes, and even a bit of a dimple on his chin. Topher laughed at Cameron and Shawn's pain;

"Haha! And it looks like those two have already had they're first taste of pain", Topher commented and then looked towards the island and suddenly started to get seemingly excited, "Ooooh! So close to finally seeing Chris up close! I can't wait for this! I've always wanted to see him do his hosting up close and personal!", he then actually looked like he was about to squeal, and speaking of which, things then went back to Chris and Veronica standing on the docks with their drinks in-hand;

"Yep!", Chris commented while on the dock, "It's our roughest, toughest, most EXPLOSIVE season EVER!", and then with both of them smiling wickedly, Veronica took out a button from her shirt and pressed it. Within a matter of seconds, yacht with all of the fourteen new campers on it and Chef driving, exploded. This of course, caused all of the campers to be sent into the air, likely to land in the water. "Right here on-", Veronica then shoved Chris off of the dock to purposely steal the spotlight as she continued the intro;

"Total, Drama, Revenge, of the Island!", as Veronica finished, Chris resurfaced, spat out water, and then angrily glared at her for stealing his intro segment. But either way, things cut to the intro sequence right after that;

[INTRO SEQUENCE - SKIP IF YOU WANT]

*The intro song is I Wanna be Famous and the intro is started when a ruined stage light comes from the ground, then another from a tree, then a camera pops out of a toxic waste barrel, and one comes from another tree being held by a tentacle. Then with the clap of a director's clap board, the main camera pans through the camp, where Veronica is being carried on a large tiki by interns, and an annoyed Chris shoves Topher away from him for trying to hog the spotlight. Then things go up to the mountain and into the lake, where Cameron is choking on something when mutant piranhas surround him. However, he is soon shaved when he is fished out by the shorts and flung into the air. This was of course by Lenoard and Shawn operating a boat with a fishing device on it, and Lenoard was amazed as he was reading a spell book and believed his spell worked, while Shawn was just looking up as Cameron was flung into the air. Cameron landed right on the cliff, where Sugar was watching Ella singing infront of animals. Sugar promptly shoved Ella off of the cliff, only to have the rabbits and deers jump onto her angrily while the birds went to save Ella. Similarly, Dawn was in the forest meditating on a stump with prairie dogs, bunnies and birds all around her when a massive mutant gopher came out of the ground and roared, making all the cute normal animals flee in terror, and Dawn screamed and fled with them. Things then went to the waterfall, where Samey & Mike were in a boat together, Samey being confused as Mike was acting like a dancer or a gymnast, until finally their boat fell off the waterfall. While they boat fell down, Samey and Mike landed on a log Lightning was lifting up and down, and their weight caused the log Lightning was standing on to break, sending all three of them into the river below. Amy and Scott were shown laughing at this from beside the confessional, when a land shark with arms and feet instead of fins came out of the outhouse with a smile on it's face and chased after the two, who of course panicked and ran away from it. Things went into the mess hall, which was destroyed and had a massive gaping hole in the ceiling and the kitchen half was fully destroyed, where Chef was trying to find his kitchen materials when things went to Leonard 'casting a spell' on Cassandra, who just rolled her eyes and sulked before Chef tossed some slimey food in her face, making her even angrier. Leonard just smiled happily before he got slime in the face too. Things then went to the beach, where the birds carried Ella safely onto the sand. Things then went over to the dock, where Topher took the camera and began doing poses, kind of like he were the host of the show, and of course posing so the camera could look at him too. This went on until Chris, flying via jetpack, dumped a bucket of water onto him and then flew away. After that, all of the campers were sitting around the campfire pit at night. Shawn and Jasmine were about to kiss when Chris popped up inbetween them with a zombie mask on, scaring Shawn into running away as Chris took the mask off. The camera then panned out to show the camp sign with the season logo on it*

[INTRO SEQUENCE ENDS]

Following that, things went to the lake, where;

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", and soon enough, Cameron landed flat on a rock. Needless to say, he was in pain. A lot of pain. With a groan, he said, "Is this what pain tastes like?", and then groaned of more pain as he began slide into the lake just as an angry Cassandra began swimming passed the rock where he was sliding from.

"Ugh!", Cassandra angrily groaned while she swam for the shore, "I am going to finally kill that man when I get to shore! Him and that Russian-Canadian whore too!", and then things went to Jasmine swimming alongside Samey, when Amy swam up behind Samey and actually shoved her sister into the water to swim passed her, making Jasmine just look on with a somewhat angry look at Amy;

"God!", Amy complained, as she practically stepped over Samey, shoving her underwater, to get ahead of her, "Were going to leave me behind to die?!", Samey then took in a deep breathe as she resurfaced behind Amy, "You are a terrible safety!", once Samey coughed out enough water to breathe again, she tried to speak to her sister;

"But I-"

"Were going to leave me behind if I didn't do anything!", and Samey just sighed as Amy swam passed her. Jasmine just looked in with a disapproving glare at Amy, and Samey continued swimming when she and mike soon enough noticed eachother.

"Oh hey!", Mike greeted her with, Samey actually was happy to see him;

"Hey...Mike, right?"

"Yep!", Mike answered, the two briefly stopping their swimming, "That's the name! Heheh."

"Well, mines"

"Sammy?"

"You...you actually called me my real name?"

"Yeah", Mike laughed a bit nervously, "Heheh...I heard you say that's how you pronounced it."

"It is", Samey and Mike then smiled at eachother a bit, before after a pause, Samey then said, "We should...start swimming to shore now...Mike."

"Yeah...Sammy.", and then they continued on to swim to shore along with the others. Things went back to Cameron, who was struggling to swim, never learning how to, as Scott swam by him;

"Help!", Cameron called out, trying desperately to keep afloat, but of course, he soon failed to, no matter how much he flapped his arms about;

"Spaz", was Scott's only comment as he ignored Cameron and swam right by him for the shore. As Scott swam passed Cameron sinking into the water though, there was just a few more bubbles from where Cameron sank until finally, Lightning came out of the water holding Cameron up into the air, saving the fragile boy from drowning.

"I'll save you little girl!", was what Lightning proclaimed as he then began heading for shore himself;

"I'm a boy!", was Cameron's immediate response to that. After that, things went to Topher, who managed to actually land on a randomly placed raft that had no reason at all for being there. Needless to say, once Topher landed on it, he was actually quit happy about it and even began cheering about it;

"Sweet!", Topher cheered, "Yes! I knew Chris wouldn't let me fall and ruin my hair! He's just awesome like that, ya know?", and then things went to the shore were Chris and Veronica were watching this on a television in the middle of the outdoors.

"I like this kid", was Chris' only smiling comment, while Veronica just rolled her eyes and sipped her coconut drink. It was then that Chef finally emerged from the water just where they were, and of course, while they turned to face him, he was still panting and regaining his breathe from all of this that had just happened. Once he did though, he had some words to say to the two;

"What the hell?!", he began with, "Y'all could'a told me y'all were gonna blow the dank boat up ya know!"

"Yeah we could", Chris replied with, "But I chose not to because, well, ya know. I just kinda did."

"I'm just one of the producers now", Veronica replied with, "I come up with these ideas, but I let Chris do all the improvising...mainly and only because it's my job to."

"Yeah", Chris added with a smile, "What she said."

"But", Veronica smugly replied with, "I am also a co-host and COULD potentially take his job if I could convince Blackburn well enough."

"In your dreams", was all Chris said back to Veronica with, sipping from his coconut drink."

"Hey wait a minute", Chef the said to the two, "I just noticed somethin'."

"What?", both Veronica and Chris asked that in unison.

"Where the heck is Pennywise?!"

"Oh", Chris answered, "Yeah, nobody's seen him since the season three finale last spring. Now it's summer though so, he's probably out havin' fun or somethin'."

"Dang."

"Yeah, but ya know what's really sweet about this?", Chris then pointed out, "With Pennywise not here, we all get more money in our paychecks!"

"Heheh", Chef then smiled, "Nice."

"Here's to making more money!", and with those words from Veronica, her, Chef and Chris all took out their coconut drinks and had a toast to making more money before then sipping from said drinks too. While they did so, Veronica took out her own button and pressed it. This in turn, caused an explosion to occur from under Topher's raft. This naturally, caused the raft to be destroyed and for Topher to fly from it. Topher, screaming, flew right into Cameron and took his spot in being held up in one hand by Lightning, while Cameron flew, screaming himself, right into Cassandra.

"Ugh!", Cassandra groaned once she resurfaced, "Watch where you are going, you annoying little-", she then stopped herself from saying a certan N-word when she saw the others looking at her curiously, "Wanker!", and then she continued swimming towards the shore. Things then went directly to Leonard, who like Cameron was struggling to swim, though obviously he quickly pulled out his wizard wand and;

"Alaka Zam, Alaka Voo, make me walk upon this water!", and of course there was then a pause of silence, before eventually Leonard just looked at the camera with a worried look, and then fell into the water, before soon enough coming back up and once more struggling to stay afloat. "Alaka", his head went under, "Avadaka", once more struggled to speak, "Kadavra!", once more he went under, "Teleportation spell, activate!", but of course, once more he fell back under the water. For a little bit of time, it was almost like he was going to stay under the water. At least, that's what the audience would think, until Ella and Sugar swam up to save him. Though Ella was the first to do so;

"Don't worry!", Ella kindly said, "I will save you, nice Wiz-", and then Sugar came up and shoved Ella to the side, as she wanted to save Leonard instead;

"The only one savin' the wizard is me!", and then Sugar immediately went down under the water to save Leonard the 'wizard' from drowning. She immediately picked him up with one arm, but then saw the mutated shark from the intro coming towards her. However, she just punched the shark in the stomach and then swam up to the surface. Once her and Leonard were there, Leonoard did indeed spit water out as Sugar hauled him towards the shore, "Don't worry, Wizard! I gotcha! I know, your spells must've been hard to make with you concentratin' on swimmin'!", Leonard just smiled in response. It was then that focus went over to Ella, who also resurfaced after Sugar had shoved her away. As one might expect, it didn't take long for the mutant shark to also surface, likely intending to make a snack of Ella. However, Ella, who was initially surprised by the shark, had this to say;

"Oh my!", she started with, "Poor creature, don't worry, I'm sure a song will cheer you up after being so horribly mutated!", and just as it almost devoured her, Ella began singing, "Oh sweet mutated gal, or fella, I know you are a Shark, and are not a walk in the park, but but if you choose to not eat me, that would be mighty swella!", and the mutated shark first looked at her with a surprised expression, but after a while, it just clapped and smiled and actually went on to help Ella get to shore safely. This however, made Sugar angry; Following confessionals skipped due to size limits, things went to the shore, where the contestants were finally arriving. The first to arrive on the shore, was Jasmine. Of course, Jasmine panted a bit, but within seconds collected herself and smiled happily at being there first;

"Well", Jasmine commented, "Wasn't so hard, and it looks I got here fir-", she then noticed something surprising her grealty, "Uhhh...what the?", and of course it was Dawn, completely dry and meditating on a rock with a starfish in her hands, "Uh...how are you not wet?"

"Hm?", Dawn then noticed Jasmine, "Oh", and thought of her response, "I took a shortcut.", Jasmine just raised an eyebrow and didn't even bother trying to speak any further, as Shawn managed to crawl onto the shore behind Jasmine, he too was soaking wet, but like everyone else, he was still alive.

"Man", Shawn said as he was regaining himself, "That was a surprising first problem, but that's nothing compared to the undead hoard!", he then realized, "Oh god...we're on the island where I saw the zombie at! We gotta get off this island, man!"

"Relax", Jasmine then quickly assured him, "This is an island in western Canada", Jasmine then held in laughter to be nice to Shawn, "It was probably just a bear."

"Well you can never be too safe", Shawn answered with, "But...well, I'll take your word for it...for now."

"Well, okay.", Following that, things then went back to the shore, where Cameron was the next person to arrive. However, he was not alone. His arrival was actually due to him standing on an annoyed Scott's shoulders. Of course, Cameron was coughing up water until Scott finally got annoyed enough and tossed him down to the ground. As Scott walked away from Cameron, Cameron just stayed there on the ground, coughing up more water. Following that, everyone was getting settled on the shore. Scott was sitting on a rock and pouring water out of one of his shoes, while Jasmine and Shawn were seemingly just standing around in the background. Cameron and Lightning were sitting on a rock not too far from that, Cassandra was squeezing water out of her hair, Sugar was eagerly watching Leonard do what was likely a 'drying' spell, Topher was fixing his hair back to being dry and it's normal style and Ella was happily waving goodbye to the mutated shark that helped her to shore. Though Amy, Samey, Mike and Dawn were all sitting near eachother. Of course, this meant that Amy was berating Samey;

"Like oh my god Samey", Amy angrily said to Samey to begin this with, "I still can not believe you were going to just leave me behind back there, like, what were you thinking?!"

"I wasn't-"

"Ugh! Just remember that if anyone is going to be leaving you behind it's going to be me leaving you behind because you thought of doing that to me just now!", Amy continued on, "I mean really, god! It's no wonder you don't have any friends!"

"But-"

"Ugh!", Amy whined, "I'm still taking! It's rude to interrupt me when I'm still talking!"

"You know", Dawn then bluntly interrupted, trying to stand up for Samey, "Perhaps if you-"

"Oh just zip it!", Amy bluntly told Dawn, "I'm leaving. Just know that if you plan on talking to her, it's not worth your time!", and Amy then walked away, leaving Samey to just bow her head and sigh sadly at what just happened. Dawn just angrily glared at Amy as she walked away, not approving of what she just did and not fooled by it at all, Mike just patted Samey on the back.

"Relax", Mike said to her, "She's probably just like, on her period or something. Heheh."

"Hahaha", Samey lightly laughed, "If that's true she's never gotten off it."

"Your sister's aura is one of the darkest ones here", Dawn explained, "Much darker than yours, Sammy."

"You call me by my real name too?"

"Of course", Dawn happily replied with. Samey smiled at Dawn and Mike being nice to her, and at Amy being out of earshot and unable to prevent or ruin this for her. Though obviously, she was most happy about the possibility of having more friends, at least hoping that Dawn and Mike would end up her friends.

"Attention, fresh meat!", Chris' voice then said over the camp's intercom system, "See the trail leading into the forest? Race to the end of the trail and do not disturb the wildlife! That'd be bad."

"Yeah", Lightning then mocked, Topher standing right beside him, "We wouldn't wanna upset the bunnies!", he nudged Topher a bit, Topher just smiling and nodding in agreement with Lightning. Chris then explained furtherly;

"The tiniest sound can set them off! Like this!", and then Chris blew a horn right into the intercom, all of the campers covered their ears as they heard the sound, and right as the horn sound finished, the sound of a terrifying roar came from the woods. The beast that made the roar, remained off-screen, though as it neared, it actually knocked down all of the trees in it's path. The fourteen contestants wasted no time in screaming in terror and running from the best as soon as they saw it knocking down the trees. Meanwhile, near the finish line, a bird was doing it's usual chirps when a tentacle from inside the tree it was standing on a branch of grabbed it and pulled it in. Focus then panned over to the finish line just as campers were arriving at it. Those first two campers, were Jasmine and Lightning. Not only did they arrive first, but they arrived at practically the same time as eachother, though of course Lightning wasn't going to accept that possibility;

"Sha-YES!", Lightning cheered for himself, "Lightning takes first place, again!"

"Uhh, we arrived at practically the same time", Jasmine corrected him on, "And I was the one who arrived on the shore first."

"Huh?", Lightning replied with, "I dunno what you are talkin' about, Lightning is always first! Cuz Lightning is numbah one!"

"You have a problem losing to a girl or something?"

"I would", Lightning smugly answered, "if Lightning had lost to one!"

"I don't know whether to be offended or not by that.", it was then that Chris and Veronica both arrived at the scene riding an ATV, Veronica in the backseat of said ATV, both of them with smiles on their faces. Though they didn't step off of the ATV, instead Chris spoke from it;

"Captain Modesty", he said in regards to Lightning, "Two steps left you're on Team A; Australian wonder, move right, you're on Team B!", and of course both Lightning and Jasmine did as Chris told them to do, just as Scott slided onto the scene from running there, "Pit Sniffer! You're Team A!", and then Shawn did a major blackflip onto the finish line from a tree, having used them like tarzan to get there, once he landed he was placed on a team, "Backflipping Zombie Nut, you're on Team B!", Shawn walked over to Jasmine once he was put on a team, and Topher finally arrived.

"Chris 2.0", Veronica said to Topher, "You're on Team A."

"Sweet!", Topher answered with, "Thanks for getting my nickname right! I gave it to myself ya know, though I'd never be as good as Chris 1.0!", in response Chris just proudly smiled, and Veronica rolled her eyes in annoyance. It was then that Cameron was finally revealed, the camera panning down to revealed him clung onto Topher's ankles, and horribly beaten up by having done so, beaten up by the ground that is.

"Bubble Boy", Veronica said to him, "You're Team B."

"Auuugooohaugh", was Cameron's only groans as Topher kicked him off his feet and sent Cameron flying to his team, Cameron landed in Jasmines arms, but Jasmine quickly set him down on the ground on his feet, afterwards Cameron then collapsed with another groan, his team just looking down at him a bit worried, while Team A actually smiled and/or snickered at Cameron's pain. It was then that Samey, Amy, Mike and Sugar all arrived at the finish line by sliding there, though Sugar fell to the ground once done sliding due to her weight.

"Sugar Boo-Boo!", Chris said to Sugar, "You're Team A!", Sugar then looked at her team;

"Ella better not be on it", was all she said as she joined her team. Chris then turned to the others;

"Amy AND Samey, you both are on Team B, just 'cuz."

"Uhhh, my name's pronounced Sammy.", Samey corrected Chris on, Amy just watched and smiled;

"But Amy says everyone calls you Same-ey.", Chris replied with;

"Well yes, but-", Samey tried to correct him further, and Amy got annoyed and Chris interrupted;

"'Cuz your the second twin", Chris continued with, "The lesser Amy, if you will."

"But my real name is-", and then Veronica interrupted, annoyed herself;

"You are officially Samey!"

[CONFESSIONAL]

Samey - "This is so unfair. I auditioned for Total Drama to get away from Amy."

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Following that, Ella arrived on the scene, twirling and skipping around all while humming a tune of one of the Season Three songs, Sugar looking on in annoyance as Ella crossed the finish line;

"Ella the Songbird!", Chris commented, "Team A!"

"Ooh goodie!", Ella hummed happily, joining her team, "It's always nice to be on a team! Why I can even si-", the ennoyed Sugar then shoved a set of leaves in Ella's mouth to shut her up.

"Thank you, Sugar", was all Chris said in response to that, and then he turned to Mike, "Bland Guy, you are on Team B!", Mike just glared at Chris before running over to Team B with Jasmine, Shawn, Cameron, Amy and Samey. It was then that Cassandra, who was exhausted when she got there, finally crossed the finish line. Though clearly everyone was unhappy with that, having wanted her to be lost in the woods no doubt.

"My racist whore of an ex-wife", Chris rudely said to Cassandra, "You're on Team A!", and then Dawn arrived next. Dawn seemingly floated over to behind Cassandra, and even made the woman jump, "Aura Whisperer!", Chris commented as Dawn came over, "Team B!", and Dawn went over to Team B and once more gave Mike a suspicious look, making him a bit nervous, but Dawn just shrugged and decided to ignore it. Then finally Leonoard arrived, coming out of the bushes it seemed.

"Tada!", Leonard said as he arrived, "My Teleportation spell worked!", and everyone except Sugar and Ella seemed to roll their eyes. Sugar actually clapped for Leonard's spell too.

"And finally The Wizard", Veronica commented, "You are Team A."

"Woo-hoo!", Sugar cheered as Leonard was put on her team, "We might have the racist, but we have the wizard! There's no way we're losin' this!", while Leonard happily smiled, the rest of the team was very skeptical of their chances of winning, well, Lightning more angry than skeptical. However, with the teams now completely formed, Scott then approached Chris and Veronica with a very scared/worried look to his face;

"What the heck was that thing in the forest?!", once Scott asked that, Cameron added his own worried words into this;

"I'm pretty sure that cry does not belong to any known animal species!"

"Relax!", Chris said to them after a short pause, "It'll all make sense eventually. Heh. Heheheh, hahaha, hahhahahahahaAhahahahahahaha!", and he and Veronica both were basically laughing like that, making the contestants all curious and a bit worried, until finally their laughing stopped and they even wiped tears from their eyes, "NOW! This season of Total Drama will be a little bit different! For example! In every episode, someone WILL be eliminated!", and then all of the campers gasped in response to that, worried.

"No shit, Ex-Husband", Cassandra bluntly said to Chris, spitting the rock out of her mouth and making sure none of her teeth were cracked, "There are only fourteen of us, and I bet Veronica used up all the budget so this will only be a thirteen episode season."

"I wasn't done talking, Cassie", Chris said right back to her in an annoyed tone of voice, and then there was a pause of silence, "ANYWHO, since you are all first-timers, I'm gonna cut you all a break and hide these two bad boys somewhere in the campground!", he then held up a wooden carving of his own head and the classic golden token with one side being his face and the other side being Micheal Jackson's face. "This beautiful thing", he spoke of the wooden head, "Is a Genuine McLean brand Chris head! You're free ticket back into the game! Even if your team-mates vote you off! Whoever finds it, will have immediate immunity and be one of the most powerful players in Total, Drama, History!", and everyone looked at it in awe and wonder, or at least Chris thought they were, he then examined it, "Is the cleft on my chin really that big?!"

"Yep", Scott bluntly answered, "And it looks like a butt.", Chris just looked at Scott with an annoyed expression while Veronica and Cassandra both snickered at his remark. After a pause, Chris finally said;

"Moving On-"

"As for the token!", Veronica then took the token from Chris to explain it, Chris was annoyed with this, "This, is the original immunity idol from Seasons Two and Three, the Chris McLean and Micheal Jackson Token! It will be much harder to find than the head due to it's smaller and more compact size, but is even more worth the hunt! Why? Because it will not only give you immunity, not only save you from your elimination, but will override the other team's victory AND let you CHOOSE who goes home! EVEN if they are from the other team!"

"That is just unfair", Jasmine bluntly said in response to that;

"Yeah", Mike added, "It didn't do all those things in those other seasons!"

"Hey", Veronica answered with, "We have to make it different from the immunity idol head! That was my best idea! Besides, it's harder to find, so it all balances out!", even though she said that, most of the campers still thought the token gave quite the unfair advantage. Though Sugar, Scott and Amy all had scheming looks to themselves, as if they were planning something with that token already.

"ANYWHO", Chris then said, getting everyone focused back onto him, "Now, onto Team Names!"

"Team Lightning!", Lightning replied with happily, "No wait, Lightning Squad!"

"Good suggestions, Lightning!", Chris replied with, "But, names have already been chosen by me and Veronica. Team A, you shall henceforth be known as, the Toxic Rats!", and then Lightning, Topher, Scott, Sugar, Ella, Cassandra and Leonard got their team logo, well not really, it was put above them only in editing. It's a green circle with a dark green border and a green coloured rat in the center, the rat frowning of course. The Rats were not that happy about their name and there was silence from them in response to it, "And Team B", Chris turned to the others, "You are here-by dubbed, the Mutant Maggots!", and their logo was similar, except it was red and had a red screaming three-eyed maggot in the center of it. Amy was the most disgusted by her team's name, but before she could speak, Mike did;

"Uhhh", Mike began, "What's with all the references to chemical waste?", and then just before that question could have been answered, the roar came from the forest again. It was such a loud roar, that yes, the ground shook. Everyone except Chris and Veronica got scared again, and Cameron ducked and covered his head;

"It's the monster!", was his words of panic as the roar continued again, and then the monster growled more, knocking over one tree, then a second, and then finally a third, coming closer and closer to the campers, making Mike, Amy, and Samey all panic in fright, Amy using Samey as her own human shield, before finally the monster came out from behind a bush, it was not what any of them expected. It was a squirrel. But not any squirrel, a mutant squirrel. It no longer had any visible fur, and it's eyes were a bit reptilian, the white parts were now yellow and the pupils were now red. It's also blinked one at a time still, but now from side to side.

"Uhhh", Sugar commented, "The heck is that thing?!"

"It kind of looks like a squirrel", Shawn commented, "Except...bald."

"Awwww!", Ella then commented, finding it adorable, "Well, even though it's bald, it's still an adorable little creature!", and then it showed them how it blinked, making even Ella gasp, but Amy and Samey both squealed instead.

"Oh my gosh!", Dawn then commented with a gasp, "What's wrong with it?!"

"I'm glad you asked", Veronica explained, "While we were gone, my father's nuclear waste company was shut down and he started a law firm instead, and let's just say, this is where Chris decided to dump all of the toxic waste at."

"Yeah", Chris replied, annoyed, "I was going to say that, you know", Veronica just folded her arms and scoffed in response, Chris turned back to the others, "So yeah, sweet people that company was made of. But, the waste as you can see, has been having a teensie bit of an impact on the flora and fauna!", and then they watched as the squirrel devoured the monarch butterfly from earlier by using a tongue similar to that of a frog. Dawn now had her hands on her hips and was clearly not happy about this, but Ella still thought the squirrel was adorable and actually approached it;

"Oh sweet little squirrel", Ella said to it, kneeling down to be nice to the creature, "I'm sorry for what the chemical waste has done to you, I hope you don't harbour any hate for humankind now, but if you do know that I think that you are still just as adorable as your non-mutated brethren!" , and quite unbelieveably, the squirrel actually let her pet it. "Awww!", and Ella was happy about that. Though Sugar wasn't;

"Oh you have got to be kidding me!", Sugar complained, "Dang Ella and that stupid bald squirrel.", and of course the squirrel heard that insult, roared, scaring Ella and then fired a bolt of lightning from it's eyes at Sugar. Sugar of course screamed and ducked, making the lightning instead knock off the top half of a tree instead. Ella just watched in shock as Chris then said;

"Ella!", he said in a scolding tone, "Don't get your animals to attack Sugar! Good god, girl!"

"But it wasn't-"

"Enough!", Chris replied, "I don't wanna hear it! The point was, that was the MOST. DANGER. EVEEEEEEEER!", and he said that last part with a big smile on his face, the squirrel by now went back into the bushes.

[CONFESSIONAL]

Cassandra - "For the record, when I married him Chris wasn't like this, but, I kind of like it. Anyway, I would just like to tell the audience that while I may have different opinions about other races, being unfaithful to my spouse and about three countries of this world, I still would like to say that those beliefs is what makes me unique from others and also that it is very brave of me to admit them in today's more liberal society! Also remember I am a very respected member of Britain's Conservative party, please tell me my fellow tories support me here."

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

"Now!", Chris said, still on his ATV, "Before we start the first challenge of the season, let's give out some rewards!", he then gestured to the Mutant Maggots, "Jasmine, since you made it up here before anyone else, your team gets a trampoline!", and of course he gestured to Chef, who was jumping on the trampoline Chris just mentioned, "And the Rats, get a hacksaw!", and then Chef spoke;

"AAAUGH!", he apparently had a cramp or something, but ended up falling off the trampoline and to the ground, the hacksaw flying out of his hands obviously;

"Hahahahaha!", Lightning was laughing, until the hacksaw smacked him in the face, "Ow!"

"Ahahahahaha!", and Amy was laughing, until, "OOF!", and the Trampoline ran her over. Samey, Jasmine and Dawn all smiled at that happening, "Augh!"

"What do these-", and then Topher gasped and went over to Chris;

"Hey Chris!", Topher said happily, "You're about to go to commercial soon, riiiight?"

"Yeah, I'm just about to actually."

"Well, it has been a DREAM of mine to watch you work, live and up-close!", Chris smiled and Veronica rolled her eyes again, "So like, you wouldn't mind if I do that, right?"

"Who am I to deny the dreams of such a fine young man?", Chris said with a smile, "So, ahem! What will these prizes have to do with this bomb?", he then held up a bomb, making everyone except Topher a bit worried again, "Find out when we come back, on Total, Drama, Revenge of the Island!"

"Bravo! Encore, Brilliant!", Topher then cheered.

"I like this kid", and after that comment from Chris, things finally went into commercial, which due to size limits must be skipped; Following the break, things went right to when the first challenge was happening. The cameras first showed two large tiki statues, much larger than any human being, hung up by ropes on large trees. One had it's top part being a large rat-like being sitting on a toxic barrel, the other was the same thing but was a maggot creature instead and had no barrel carved on it. The maggot one also had an axe wedged inside of it. As the camera panned down to Chris and the 14 new campers, Chris explained the challenge and the totems;

"Those, are your team totems!", he began with, having both teams to each side of him, the Maggots on the right, Rats on the left, "You need to cut 'em down and get 'em in the river and ride 'em back to the campground! First team there gets their pick of the cabins! But hurry, the totems are rigged with bombs that will explode if you don't plant 'em infront of your cabin in seven minutes or less!", and of course that's when the bombs were revealed as being strapped to the totems via ropes, "Starting now!", and then the counters began counting down immediately, and Jasmine immediately began taking control of the situation;

"Alright, Maggots, and I mean that as in our team name", she began, "We'll all be taking turns on the trampoline until one of us gets a hold of that axe on our totem, and whoever manages to touch that axe keep onto it with one hand, climb up to the top and cut the rope, got it?"

"Um", Amy then said, "No offense, but, um, yeah, how the hell are we supposed to do all of that. Also as long as I go before Samey I am fine with it."

"It doesn't matter what order you go in", Jasmine replied with, "It just matters that you go."

"Well again", Amy replied, "Just so that I go before Samey. She would never get the axe anyway though, she's such a failure.", Samey just sighed and bowed her head. Jasmine felt sympathy for her, but knew to focus on the challenge for now.

"Alright", Jasmine then said, "Who wants to volunteer first?", and of course, nobody at all answered, "Come on now, don't be shy.", and once more nobody answered. Jasmine got tired of waiting for an answer and with a sigh said, "You know what, forget it.", after that, she jumped on the trampoline, only for some reason it bounced her away from the totem and into the river, "AHHHH!", was Jasmine's scream as focus then went to the Maggots, where Lightning was eager to contribute to his team;

"Stand back!", he said to his team as he turned to the tree holding the totem, "Lightning is on it!", and he then jumped onto the tree and began trying to climb it. Needless to say, he soon enough slid right back down to the bottom, "Damn, slippery tree! Don't worry, Lightning never quits!", and he once more tried climbing up it once more. Leonard meanwhile was reading from his spell book and trying to find a spell to help with this situation. While he did so, Cassandra opened her mouth to the rest of her team, as in Topher, Ella, Sugar and Scott;

"You know, I know that the things I said at the last episode of my show might seem bad, but look at this way!", Cassandra said to them, not convincing them to like her at all, "It just means I'm brave to level my more unconvential ways! Besides, at least I think Gays are worse than Blacks!", and then her team just gasped in response, Chris just laughed, "What?"

"Ever since a bisexual boy became the richest person on earth", Sugar explained to her, "It's no longer cool to make fun o' gays even as a joke, bitch.", the rest of the team just nodded in response, "It wasn't even that cool to begin with!"

"Oh come on!", Cassandra replied, "I just said that they were worse than anyone other than white! Isn't that something?"

"Can you like please stop talking?", Topher said to her, "I feel like you are ruining my face just by you looking at it.", as Cassandra silently replied with an extremely sad look, things went over to the Maggots as Cameron was making calculations with the trampoline;

"Okay", Cameron began, "If Jasmine hits the center of the trampoline with fifty pounds of pressure per square inch-"

"Why don't we just let Mike go?", Samey then suggested;

"You act like we were actually going to pick you to go", Amy bluntly added in, "Infact, are you trying to make us feel sorry for you into picking you to go next because you are trying to make yourself look insecure?!", Amy then fake gasped, "You are-"

"Relax, Amy", Mike, who was clearly annoyed with Amy bullying Samey, said as he approached the trampoline, but then looked up at the totem and gasped, "Yeah...just gonna...jump on the trampoline...to that...high...spot...heheh."

[CONFESSIONAL]

Mike - "Okay...um...I have a fear of heights, okay? When dad was at work my mother used to hang me over the balcony or from a window as a form of punishment...I live with my aunt now."

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

"You know what", Mike then said to the team, too scared at the thought of dangling from the axe on the totem like from the balcony of his home, "Why doesn't someone else go, on second thought...heheheh.", Dawn patted Mike on the back to help get over the memories of what his mother used to do to him.

"I'll go", Shawn then volunteered.

"Are you sure?", Jasmine then asked,

"Relax", Shawn replied with, "I spent years training for the zombie hoard, I can do something like this no problem!", and then Shawn got ready to jump, and he did a backflip into the air to jump onto the center of the trampoline,

"Why does everyone on this show know how to do backflips but me?", was what Samey questioned as she watched this;

"Because", Amy answered, "You are the lesser Amy."

"I calculated for Jasmine's weight", was Cameron's only comment as Shawn hit the center of the trampoline and managed to actually catch the axe on the way up. Needless to say, this made his team happily cheer for him. Though then Shawn realized, he had to learn how to use the axe while also staying on the totem. Needless to say, that worried him. Focus then shifted over to the Rats, where Lightning was still trying to climb bear-style up the tree holding the totem. While doing this, Leonard continued reading from his spell book, and Cassandra continued talking;

"I mean seriously!", Cassandra said to her team, "I'm not mean towards blacks, watch!", she then turned to Leonard, "Leonard!", he then turned to her, "If we win this challenge, I promise you I will get you a good meal of fried chicken and watermelon when I can!", and then everyone gasped, Chris continued to laugh from the distance, "What? Is that racist too?"

"I am just going to ignore you, foul witch", was Leonard's only response as he continued reading his spell book in silence.

"You just insulted the wizard with your racism!", Sugar then angrily snapped at Cassandra, who was suddenly scared of her, "YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN, YA OLD HAG!", and then Sugar straight shoved Cassandra right into the tree. Cassandra made an 'OOF!' as she slid to the bottom, only to then have Lightning slide down and hit her, esentially knocking her out. Lightning though, got back up, and he and his team all smiled at Cassandra being knocked out, just before Lightning continued climbing again, "Alright, now how we gonna win this thing?"

"Well", Topher then thought of, "We could like, do one of those human ladder things. Just I wanna be at the part where I wouldn't fall and hurt my hair and face and stuff."

"Or we could go with my teleknesis spell!", Leonard then suggested, "I can levitate the saw and make it cut the rope like that!"

"Wizard says, Sugar does!", Sugar then said with her hand raised, "We go with the wizard's idea!"

"Yeah", Scott then said, "I think Topher's idea is more, possible.", and then every one except Cassandra who was knocked out, Lightning who was climbing, and of course Sugar & Leonard, all nodded in agreement with Topher's idea of a plan. Lightning soon though, fell from the tree once again, drawing his team's attention in doing so. Following that, things went right back to the Maggots team, where Shawn was still dangling from the axe, obviously, having plenty of trouble getting to a good position to use it on the rope holding up the totem.

"Yeah", Shawn commented, "Maybe we should have thought this through more.", and then he started struggling to move and get the axe, making various intelligible sounds, his team of course, was not happy, Jasmine seemed a bit concerned, Amy was frustrated, the others shared Jasmine's reaction for the most part. Mike then began speaking while watching this though;

"Aww man!", Mike complained, "This isn't working!", as Mike then got more frustrated, he suddenly made a deep gasp, that suddenly turned him into a different personality, and making him act like he was an elderly man with back problems and that is always grumpy, "Gawww Darnit! Cut the dang rope already!"

"That's what he's trying to do, Mike", Amy immediately replied with;

"Mike?", Mike replied with, "Name's Chester, missy!", or wait, Chester. Both Amy and Samey were immediately confused, confused and somewhat disturbed. Following that, things went to the rats again, where there human ladder was formed. Cassandra was still knocked out and was sitting at the bottom, with Topher sitting on her shoulders, followed by in order, Leonard, Ella, Scott, Lightning and finally Sugar who was also holding the hacksaw in her hands. Needless to say, due to Sugar's weight and Cassandra being unconscious, they were swaying back and forth with no sign of standing still at all.

"Stop y'alls fidgetin'!", Sugar said to them sternly, "I can't get a steady look at the rope!"

"Maybe", Scott said to them, "We should have had her at the bottom.", and then things went back to the Maggots, where Shawn was trying to pull the axe out of the totem while having his two feet trying to keep a grip on the sides of the totem. While he did so, the squirrel from earlier came out of a hole in the tree and made it's squeaking sounds, alerting Shawn to it's presence, and he gasped at it; Back on the bottom of the tree with the others though, 'Chester' was holding a rock;

"Back in my day", 'Chester' commented, "We didn't need fancy saws and axes to cut ropes! We did just fine with stones!", and then he threw the rock right at the squirrel. There was just a short pause from the squirrel, before it showed how pissed it was about that happening. It's eyes turned red, and it fired it's eye-lightning right at the Maggots team. "Ahhhhhhhh!", was all Chester, and Samey, screamed as Chester had to avoid the eye beams. Soon enough, the entire team was being shot at, and were all screaming the same thing, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", though all of them were doing as individuals, all of them running all over, but in a way in circles, as the squirrel relentlessly fired it's eye beams at them from it's branch. At first it was only those on the ground it was firing at, but eventually it remembered Shawn on the totem and fired at him, making him be only hanging by one hand from the axe;

"Ahhhhhhh!", Shawn screamed, "I don't wanna die because of a squirrel!", he then then even jumped up to hug the axe when it's beams aimed down. When it fired back up through, the beams hit the axe and reflected off of it onto the branch holding the totem, snapping it off and bringing Shawn and the Totem down onto the ground, crushing the trampoline but bringing the team closer to victory. The team happily cheered, and Shawn put his hands up happily, just before then being crushed but not killed by the totem falling over onto him.

"Oh I am NOT losing this pageant!", was all Sugar said before she made one swipe with the hacksaw just as all of her team except Cassandra fell down with a crash and plenty of screams. However, Sugar's one swipe did manage to cut the rope and as such make the totem fall. That made all of them cheer happily. Soon enough though, the Maggots -as in Jasmine, Shawn, Cameron, Amy, Samey, Mike and Dawn- were already riding down the river on their totem, cheering happily altogether for being close to victory, though the Rats -Lightning, Scott, Topher, Sugar, Ella, Cassandra and Leonard- were also now riding theirs, and were gaining on the Maggots quite decently.

"They're gaining on us!", Jasmine then said, looking back at the Rats team.

"Uhhh, Jasmine", Shawn then said, pointing ahead, "I think we have more dangerous things to worry about."

"Huh?", and then they all gasped as she and everyone else noticed the waterfall coming up fast towards them.

"My first waterfall!", Cameron happily cheered.

"And maybe our last!", 'Chester' added in, and then all of the team screamed as they and their totem flew over the waterfall, going on to actually land on a large hill, and begin sliding down that hill instead, during the bounce, Amy actually pushed Samey on purpose, leaving her dangling off the back of the totem. "Ah kids today and their crazy log rides."

"SOMEONE HELP!", and then 'Chester' looked back, saw Samey in trouble, and gasped back into normal Mike from seeing Samey in trouble;

"Sammy!", Mike exclaimed, "Sammy, hang on!", and he immediately grabbed hold of her, making Amy growl in anger, and actually saved Samey from falling behind, "Just hang on tight!"

"Thanks, Mike", and Samey then held on to Mike with a hug, very grateful that Mike had saved her. Amy though, just looked on angrily, but remained silent. Mike was nervous, but smiled at this.

"No problem", and with that reply from Mike, things went over to the Rats team, who were just now finally getting off of the waterfall and were sliding down the hill just like their rivals were. Not only that, but thanks to unknown reasons, they actually managed to go down hill faster than the Maggots and actually got infront of them, this surprised Jasmine, but also kicked in her strategy skills;

"Alright, everyone lean forward!", Jasmine said to her team, "It will increase our speed down hill!", and in response, everyone followed her plan, and soon enough they all caught up with the Rats. Things then went to the main campgrounds, where Chris, Chef and Veronica were relaxing on beach cheers by a stereo, and old competitor Noah was standing on a log in the middle of a normal horrible cabin and a nice mini-mansion cabin. Noah was a boy with dark semi-long hair, brown eyes, a red sweater with a blue collar shirt under it with a long-sleeve shirt under that, and with khaki shorts and green sneakers.

"Uhhhh", Noah commented, "Why did you take me off of the yacht with the original contestants, again?"

"Because", Chris explained, "I learned the fans love to put you with Duncan in fan-art, and me and Veronica made a bet, if you could be tough enough to hold a large totem, you would be a match for Duncan!"

"And if you don't...well, hahaha." her and Chris then clicked classes of lemonade together with grins on their faces. Chef grinned too, and Noah's eyes widened and he gulped;

"Ya know", Noah replied with, "This is why you don't see fans of you guys calling the Aftermath episodes.", Veronica and Chris just shrugged and enjoyed their lemonade, "And...what...giant...totem?", and then the Rats team came screaming towards the campgrounds, Noah became terrified, and soon realized he was chained to where he was by his ankles, "This is why you don't see Chris and Veronica fan-clubs, people." was all Noah said to the cameras while he faced impending doom. Eventually, the Rats arrived. Their totem flew off a ramp at the end of the hill, but slid right onto the ground and stopped;

"Sha-YES!", Lightning cheered, "First place, as always!"

"Tick-tock! Just put give it to classic competitor Noah to win!", Chris then said, Noah gulped;

"Quick!", Scott then said, "Grab the good one!", and then;

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", and the Maggots arrived. They too hit the ramp, only their totem knocked them off of it as it flew into the air, making them all fall to the ground as it smacked the Rat's totem and somehow knocked into the good cabin's roof as it itself flew right onto the frightened little Noah. Needless to say, it crushed him as soon as it landed, making Chris smile due to his bet he made with Veronica. The Maggot's totem deactivated first while the Rat's totem finished it's counter and exploded, destroying the good cabin completely with a big explosion, but sparing the not-so-good cabin.

"Too bad", Chris said as he, Chef and Veronica walked over to the competitors, "It had an eight person hot-tub and air-conditioning!", and everyone then groaned, Lightning and Topher both went to their knees too.

"I hate you", was all Cassandra said to Chris.

"Right back at 'cha!", Chris replied with immediately, and a grin, "But, regardless, with the only ones with a cabin still standing, as the Rats had already picked the good one, the Mutant Maggots win the first challenge!", and in response the Maggots all cheered, weakly due to their fall, but they still cheered.

"So where am I gonna sleep?", Lightning then asked Chris.

"Don't worry", Chris answered, "Don't worry, we got a back-up cabin for you!", and then a cabin equal to the not-so-good one was dropped down from the sky in place of the good one, "It's every bit as good as the one you lost! Hahaha!", and the Rats groaned, "Team Rat, I'll see you at the campfire for the first elimination ceremony of the season!", and then he and Chef high-fived as they laughed and walked away, Chris winking at Cassandra one last time as he did so, making her even more worried, especially since the entire Rat team, even Ella, was glaring and smiling at her oh so sinisterly. With what just felt like a few seconds, things were already at night time, and the Rat team was seated on logs with Chris holding a plate of marshmallows while standing infront of them. There was a campfire there, meaning it was the first elimination ceremony now, Cassandra now extremely worried for herself as Chris explained, "The votes are cast, those who receive a regular marshmallow can stay! But this season, one player will receive a very SPECIAL marshmallow!", and then Chef walked over in a hazmat suit and holding a box, inside of the box was a radioactive marshmallow that was glowing green, "One you do NOT wanna eat! Whoever gets the marshmallow of toxic loserdom, is out of the competition, it means you can't come back, EVER. The following players are safe! Scott, Topher, Lightning, Sugar, Ella AND Leonard!", and he bluntly tossed everyone except Cassandra marshmallows, much to her shock, "Meaning the Anti-Gay, Conservative, Anti-Australia, Anti-America, Anti-Canada and Racist Unfaithful wife of mine Cassandra, is the first person eliminated from the competition!"

"What?!", Cassandra said, kicking the box of the toxic marshmallow out of Chef's hands when he approached her with it, "But that wasn't even dramatic at all!"

"Thing is", Chris replied, "I don't think you deserve a dramatic elimination."

"Well fine!", Cassandra angrily snapped, "Well YOU don't deserve this wig!", and then she bluntly walked up and actually pulled off Chris' wig, revealing him as fully bald as she threw the wig to the ground and stomped on it. The campers held in their laughter, and even Chef did, because they clearly saw how angry Chris was about this, "So, let's just get my ride on the boat of losers over with now."

"Oh", Chris angrily said back, "We have a different mode of elimination for THIS season", and soon enough, as Chris put his wig back on, Cassandra was sitting in a catapult, clearly angry and bitter about being eliminated, "This, is the Hurl of Shame! Patent pending, now, I WOULD let Cassandra have a few last words, but since she just did something we will pretend never happen", Cassandra then gave Chris the middle finger before he walked over and fired the catapult, sending her screaming as she flew far into the distance, Chris and everyone else smiled, and Chris turned to do the sign-off with a big grin on his face, "One down, thirteen to go! Who's next in line? Find out next time, right here on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!", he said all of that while Noah was in a full body cast and wheelchair right next to him, and with that the first episode of this season faded out to the credits, because it just ended.

Teams:

Mutant Maggots - Jasmine, Mike, Amy, Samey, Shawn, Cameron and Dawn

Toxic Rats - Cassandra, Lightning, Leonard, Ella, Sugar, Scott and Topher

Elimination Recap:

Episode 1 - Cassandra (Toxic Rats)