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Interviews Season 3
by:
Kile Terro
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*Sweet merciful terry cloths! It's The Spirit Show with Kile Terro!*
Kile is sitting at his desk
Kile: Hello! I'm back! Bet you thought you finally got rid of me, eh?
animemaster: Okay, ragnarock, put the party favors away...
ragnarock blows into a noisemaker
Tenchey: Just when you thought you were rid of us........
*We return.......*
Kile: With more stupidity than regulated by the Surgeon General.
*Tell 'em what's changed, Dumbass!*
Kile: Daft Punk no longer works here......and that's about it.
Vicious: .......What about me?!
Kile: Oh, yeah, welcome the turben wearing Bidi (Babidi is a Bidi), Vicious...
Vicious: GIVE ME SPAM, DAMMIT!!!
Kile: Who is addicted to spam.....
*Tell them why you're back.*
Kile: Kalabora, here, threatened to bring me back to life.
*I learned meh white magic!!!*
Kile: So..........I'm back. I just hope I can remember how to be funny.
Kile shoots animemaster in the leg with a rifle
animemaster: WHAT THE F^CK WAS THAT FOR?????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vicious: Spamto!
Kile: Was it funny?
animemaster: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!
animemaster chases Kile around his desk before collapsing with pain
Hojo carries him out on a stretcher
Hojo: SHAKALALAPOOOOOOOONTA!!!!!!!!!!!
Hojo has left
Kile: ...........What the hell was that???
ragnarock: Hell if I know.
*Here comes our first guest! Please welcome Locke Cole from Final Fantasy III/VI!*
Locke sits next to Kile's desk
Kile: Hey, Locke. What's up?
Locke: How the hell did I get out of that cartridge and CD?
Kile: Beats me.
Kile is hit by a stick
The culprit runs out of view before he sees them, all he saw was black and blood red
Kile: .............Er..........anyway. How do you feel after fighting Kefka?
Locke: .........I think I need a pacemaker.
Kile: Go to the back room and Tenchey'll put one in.
Locke: Thanks!
Vicious: First room in the back.
He gets up and goes to the back room
*Up next is.....Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy VII!!*
Vincent sits next to Kile's desk
Kile: Yo, Vincent! After reading a website I had discovered your true age...........
Vincent: ???
Kile: 48!!!!!!!!
Vincent: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You found out!!
Kile: Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh.......And.........you are Sephy's Daddy!!
Vincent grasps at his heart and falls over
Kile: .......................Oh, shit.
Vicious: Nice going, Dumbass!
Hojo returns
Hojo: .........You found out, huh?
Vicious: What? That Kile's a dumbass? We've known that for quite a while.
Hojo: .......I will have to get rid of you. I will be back!
Hojo runs away
Kile: Cuckoo.................
*Welcome our LIVING guest, Chi Chi from DragonBall Z!*
Chi Chi sits next to Kile's desk
Kile: Hello, Chi Chi, welcome to the show.
Chi Chi: Hello, Kile. GET ON WITH THE DAMN INTERVIEW!!!!!
Kile shrugs
Kile: Are you aware your name refers to the breast in Japanese?
Chi Chi: Yeah! Wanna make something of it?!
Kile: .......................................................Why did you choose Goku from all others?
Chi Chi: File that under "Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time."
Tenchey looks out a window
Tenchey: Kile..........We have a situation.
Kile: Yeah, she didn't notice Vincent's seemingly dead body.
Tenchey: No. Not that.
ragnarock looks out the same window
ragnarock: Is that what I think that is???
A giant ham sandwich busts through the wall
Kile: Son of a.......
Vicious: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! IT'S SECOND GRADE LUNCH ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!
Vicious runs and hides under Kile's desk
Hojo is riding on top of it
Hojo: Sunday Bloody Tuesday!
The sandwich eats Kile and walks away
AN HOUR LATER
Vincent wakes up
Vincent: Oh, shit....what a hangover.......What happened?
Tenchey: Kile was eaten by a ham sandwich.
Vincent: ........Did I hear you right??? HE was EATEN BY a ham sandwich???
ragnarock: Yep.
Silence
ALL: Cool.
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STAFF ROOM
Tenchey: What're we gonna do?
ragnarock: Like I would know?
animemaster: I'll get him. HE SHOT ME!!!!
Kalabora: Short but funny.
Mac: I am back as well.
Tenchey: Whoop-da-diddly-dee.
Vicious: ..........Got nothing....Mac?
Mac: RAKAKIKIKIKIKIKIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The End
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Interviews Season 3
by:
Kile Terro
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*Sweet merciful terry cloths! It's The Spirit Show with Kile Terro!*
Kile is sitting at his desk
Kile: Hello! I'm back! Bet you thought you finally got rid of me, eh?
animemaster: Okay, ragnarock, put the party favors away...
ragnarock blows into a noisemaker
Tenchey: Just when you thought you were rid of us........
*We return.......*
Kile: With more stupidity than regulated by the Surgeon General.
*Tell 'em what's changed, Dumbass!*
Kile: Daft Punk no longer works here......and that's about it.
Vicious: .......What about me?!
Kile: Oh, yeah, welcome the turben wearing Bidi (Babidi is a Bidi), Vicious...
Vicious: GIVE ME SPAM, DAMMIT!!!
Kile: Who is addicted to spam.....
*Tell them why you're back.*
Kile: Kalabora, here, threatened to bring me back to life.
*I learned meh white magic!!!*
Kile: So..........I'm back. I just hope I can remember how to be funny.
Kile shoots animemaster in the leg with a rifle
animemaster: WHAT THE F^CK WAS THAT FOR?????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vicious: Spamto!
Kile: Was it funny?
animemaster: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!
animemaster chases Kile around his desk before collapsing with pain
Hojo carries him out on a stretcher
Hojo: SHAKALALAPOOOOOOOONTA!!!!!!!!!!!
Hojo has left
Kile: ...........What the hell was that???
ragnarock: Hell if I know.
*Here comes our first guest! Please welcome Locke Cole from Final Fantasy III/VI!*
Locke sits next to Kile's desk
Kile: Hey, Locke. What's up?
Locke: How the hell did I get out of that cartridge and CD?
Kile: Beats me.
Kile is hit by a stick
The culprit runs out of view before he sees them, all he saw was black and blood red
Kile: .............Er..........anyway. How do you feel after fighting Kefka?
Locke: .........I think I need a pacemaker.
Kile: Go to the back room and Tenchey'll put one in.
Locke: Thanks!
Vicious: First room in the back.
He gets up and goes to the back room
*Up next is.....Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy VII!!*
Vincent sits next to Kile's desk
Kile: Yo, Vincent! After reading a website I had discovered your true age...........
Vincent: ???
Kile: 48!!!!!!!!
Vincent: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You found out!!
Kile: Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh.......And.........you are Sephy's Daddy!!
Vincent grasps at his heart and falls over
Kile: .......................Oh, shit.
Vicious: Nice going, Dumbass!
Hojo returns
Hojo: .........You found out, huh?
Vicious: What? That Kile's a dumbass? We've known that for quite a while.
Hojo: .......I will have to get rid of you. I will be back!
Hojo runs away
Kile: Cuckoo.................
*Welcome our LIVING guest, Chi Chi from DragonBall Z!*
Chi Chi sits next to Kile's desk
Kile: Hello, Chi Chi, welcome to the show.
Chi Chi: Hello, Kile. GET ON WITH THE DAMN INTERVIEW!!!!!
Kile shrugs
Kile: Are you aware your name refers to the breast in Japanese?
Chi Chi: Yeah! Wanna make something of it?!
Kile: .......................................................Why did you choose Goku from all others?
Chi Chi: File that under "Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time."
Tenchey looks out a window
Tenchey: Kile..........We have a situation.
Kile: Yeah, she didn't notice Vincent's seemingly dead body.
Tenchey: No. Not that.
ragnarock looks out the same window
ragnarock: Is that what I think that is???
A giant ham sandwich busts through the wall
Kile: Son of a.......
Vicious: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! IT'S SECOND GRADE LUNCH ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!
Vicious runs and hides under Kile's desk
Hojo is riding on top of it
Hojo: Sunday Bloody Tuesday!
The sandwich eats Kile and walks away
AN HOUR LATER
Vincent wakes up
Vincent: Oh, shit....what a hangover.......What happened?
Tenchey: Kile was eaten by a ham sandwich.
Vincent: ........Did I hear you right??? HE was EATEN BY a ham sandwich???
ragnarock: Yep.
Silence
ALL: Cool.
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STAFF ROOM
Tenchey: What're we gonna do?
ragnarock: Like I would know?
animemaster: I'll get him. HE SHOT ME!!!!
Kalabora: Short but funny.
Mac: I am back as well.
Tenchey: Whoop-da-diddly-dee.
Vicious: ..........Got nothing....Mac?
Mac: RAKAKIKIKIKIKIKIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The End
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